[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Alcohol. (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 6/4/2012 4:08:49 PM EDT
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So you're at the bar (like I am now), you take your seat, and the bar wench asks you "what'll you have?"
How do you start your night? I usually start with a bottle of MGD. I was just offered a car bomb, and of course I accepted. Discuss. |
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"I Drink Alone" by George Thorogood
I drink alone, yeah With nobody else I drink alone, yeah With nobody else You know when I drink alone I prefer to be by myself Every morning just before breakfast I don't want no coffee or tea Just me and good buddy Wiser That's all I ever need 'Cause I drink alone, yeah With nobody else Yeah, you know when I drink alone I prefer to be by myself The other night I laid sleeping And I woke from a terrible dream So I caught up my pal Jack Daniel's And his partner Jimmy Beam And we drank alone, yeah With nobody else Yeah, you know when I drink alone I prefer to be by myself The other day I got invited to a party But I stayed home instead Just me and my pal Johnny Walker And his brothers Black and Red And we drank alone, yeah With nobody else Yeah, you know when I drink alone I prefer to be by myself My whole family done give up on me And it makes me feel oh so bad The only one who will hang out with me Is my dear Old Grand-Dad And we drink alone, yeah With nobody else Yeah, you know when I drink alone I prefer to be by myself |
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Walked into a bar in Philly that was decorated entirely in PBR memorabilia going back to the 20s, and the place looked like that shit had been hung when it was new. Neat bar, the kind of place old men go to die. My kinda joint.
Anyway, I sidle up to the bar, and the 'tender comes over. "Howyoudoin, name's Butch. WhatkinIgetchiz?" ("Butch"? This place's score just went to 11! He even sounded like a Butch, like a cross between Dickie Barrett and Archie Bunker.) "Well Butch, from the looks of things, I'll have a PBR." "You want the Special?" "??" "Philly special. Canna PBR, shotta Beam, three bucks." Every so often, I quaff a "Special" in remembrance of Butch, and the world's greatest bar. 
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So you're at the bar (like I am now), you take your seat, and the bar wench asks you "what'll you have?" How do you start your night? I usually start with a bottle of MGD. I was just offered a car bomb, and of course I accepted. Discuss. I dont post on arfcom from the bar. |
