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12/13/2005 12:53:24 AM EDT
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12/13/2005 12:56:42 AM EDT
[#1]
"Feel the AR15."
"I bet he drinks GLOCK."
"Does she or doesn't she?  Only her pie knows for sure."
"Have an IBTL and smile."
"I want my 308."
"It's a 223 adventure."
12/13/2005 12:58:00 AM EDT
[#2]
Evil Black Rifle Born and Bred.
12/13/2005 1:00:21 AM EDT
[#3]
I typed in Colt and I shit you not this is what it spit out:

I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Colt.
12/13/2005 1:02:04 AM EDT
[#4]
We're Serious About Tookie.
12/13/2005 1:13:11 AM EDT
[#5]
Refreshes the Tookie Other Beers Cannot Reach.
He's got a beer named after him!

Let Your Tookie Do The Walking.
Umm, bit difficult to do now

Tookie Really Satisfies. (after the injection)

Is It Live, Or Is It Tookie?

You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of Tookie On Your Knife.


Egad, I've got toomuch time on my hands
12/13/2005 1:25:09 AM EDT
[#6]


Get Anxiety or Get Out.

The Insomnia is Mightier than the Sword.

Everything We Do is Driven by Going Blind.



Well, I am all kinds of entertained by my thoughts now!!


eta:   Every Ignorant Shit Helps.

         We Bring The Good Ignorant Shit To Life.


Hey thanks for posting this, it has definately brightened my mood!!  Too funny!
12/13/2005 1:27:27 AM EDT
[#7]
Just one SIG--give it to me!

3-in-1 protection for your Bushmaster!
12/13/2005 1:53:21 AM EDT
[#8]
If you like a lot of AIDS on your bisciut, join our club.
Prolongs active cock.
Don't be vague.  Ask for death.
Make room for the anus.
For hard-earned thirst, Led Zepplin.
Weasel-the appetizer!
Drinka pinta fuckin' granola a day.
Please don't squeeze the deer jerky.
Pure boomstick.
Tense, nervous, sweater kittens?
You've got questions.  We've got sweater kittens.
12/13/2005 2:27:21 AM EDT
[#9]
Choosy Mothers Choose Bushmaster.

P-P-P-Pick Up An Ar-15.

Nobody Does It Like 9mm.
12/13/2005 2:55:40 AM EDT
[#10]
Get serious.Get sex.

Better ingredients,Better Kill.

The lion goes from Slut to Slut.


My favorite.....

What ever you're into, get into Slut.





Travis
12/13/2005 3:45:08 AM EDT
[#11]
Don't Leave Home Without Sig.
Dude, You're Getting a Sig!
Turn Loose The .45.
This Is The Age Of The Ak.
Have You Forgotten How Good Commie Tastes?
Uh-oh, Better Get Ar.
12/13/2005 4:05:43 AM EDT
[#12]
Hand-Built By Gurami
Sweet as the Moment When the Arock Went "Pop"
The Lootie that Smiles Back
Cleans a Big, Big .50 For Less Than Half a Crown
Never Knowingly Tapco
Beware of Expensive Joeken
12/13/2005 4:10:33 AM EDT
[#13]
Grab life by the 1911.

ETA:

All you need is a fuckin' AC-130 and a dream.
12/13/2005 4:17:28 AM EDT
[#14]
#1 bad reason to get married:


I Liked The Pie So Much, I Bought The Company!



More:


Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Pie?





The Biggest Pie Pennies Can Buy.





Leaves Your Pie Minty not Mediciney