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Posted: 9/17/2009 7:00:41 PM EST
STFU-Southern Tenant Farmers Union
NRA-National Recovery administration

Feel free to add.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 7:03:56 PM EST
BSOD- Blue Screen Of Death
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 7:04:49 PM EST
In the military, there is an expression called "FIGMO."

It stands for, "Fuck It, Got My Orders."

Translation: "I have my orders to my new duty assignment, therefore, I don't give a shit about this assignment anymore, so leave me alone."

There is a corollary to "FIGMO" which was called "OMGIF" ("FIGMO" spelled backwards).

That one stood for "Oh My God, I'm Fucked."

Translation: "I have my orders to my new duty assignment, and I'm being sent to some shithole someplace!"

Link Posted: 9/17/2009 7:32:22 PM EST
Drug Enforcement Administration

CLIT

Clandestine Lab Interdiction Team.

After the unit patch was made... the light bulb dimly lit over someone's head.

Patches were collected and the unit miraculously changed to the ...

Clandestine Lab Enforcement Team
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 9:40:22 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/17/2009 9:42:48 PM EST by ColonelHurtz]
We write "HMF" on small cases that contain deceptively heavy equipment.
Stands for: Heavy Mother Fucker.

When we send something that's broken back it gets a "NFG" tag.
Politely, that's Non-Functional Gear but we all know it means No Fucking Good.
If it's in really bad shape it gets a "RFU", Really Fucked Up.

When I was working at Baltimore Stage lighting, we loaded a show and had to mark the cases "T.A.F.K.A.P."
Can you guess what that stands for?
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 9:46:39 PM EST
Spelling people don't know about:

"Acrynyms"
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 9:57:09 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/17/2009 9:57:31 PM EST by eosshooter]
"When I was working at Baltimore Stage lighting, we loaded a show and had to mark the cases "T.A.F.K.A.P."
Can you guess what that stands for?"

The Artist Formerly Known As Prince?

It's sad that I know this...
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 10:00:49 PM EST
Originally Posted By eosshooter:
"When I was working at Baltimore Stage lighting, we loaded a show and had to mark the cases "T.A.F.K.A.P."
Can you guess what that stands for?"

The Artist Formerly Known As Prince?

It's sad that I know this...


None of us could draw that stupid little dingbat of his.
The "Artist's" rider specifically forbade the use of the word "Prince" anywhere on the load or in any paperwork.
The guys going out on the tour couldn't even say it.
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