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Posted: 2/24/2005 2:46:20 PM EDT

It's time we list a few irrefutable facts of God's universe.

I'll start with an easy one:

1. Southern cooking is the best in the world.

Please feel free to add a few...

Posted: 2/24/2005 2:47:02 PM EDT

[#1]

Barbecue sauce makes almost any food better!

Posted: 2/24/2005 2:47:16 PM EDT

[#2]

We have the right to keep and bear arms!

Posted: 2/24/2005 2:47:17 PM EDT

[#3]

Gravity works.

ByteTheBullet (-:

Posted: 2/24/2005 2:47:19 PM EDT

[#4]

Northern cooking is the best in the universe

Posted: 2/24/2005 2:47:32 PM EDT

[#5]

Beer is good.

Posted: 2/24/2005 2:47:34 PM EDT

[#6]

Everyone hates France

Sgtar15

Posted: 2/24/2005 2:48:00 PM EDT

[#7]

Vacuum sucks

Posted: 2/24/2005 2:48:02 PM EDT

[#8]

beer can be food, food can't be beer

Posted: 2/24/2005 2:48:31 PM EDT

[#9]

0.9bar = 1

Posted: 2/24/2005 2:48:40 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Northern cooking is the best in the universe

+one - and gentler on my arteries unlike that Waffle House, Hardees, Cracker Barrel grease ya'll call "food"...........

Posted: 2/24/2005 2:49:15 PM EDT

[#11]

Redheaded women are the best women around.

Posted: 2/24/2005 2:49:18 PM EDT

[#12]

Technology is not a panacea.

Posted: 2/24/2005 2:49:38 PM EDT

[#13]

Any food product dropped from counter top level WILL land with the best part down

Posted: 2/24/2005 2:50:35 PM EDT

[#14]

Whiskey is always better then beer - hands down

Posted: 2/24/2005 2:50:37 PM EDT

[#15]

if i dont piss soon,i will wait awhile.

Posted: 2/24/2005 2:50:38 PM EDT

[#16]

Ketchup on everything.

Posted: 2/24/2005 2:50:43 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Northern cooking is the best in the universe

+1

Posted: 2/24/2005 2:51:34 PM EDT

[#18]

Death kills....

Posted: 2/24/2005 2:53:07 PM EDT

[#19]

Pimping really ISN'T easy.

Posted: 2/24/2005 2:53:08 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

Any food product dropped from counter top level WILL land with the best part down

Corralary: It will fall on the only part
of the floor that you would not want
to eat off of (e.g. right on top of a
big dust bunny)

Posted: 2/24/2005 2:53:49 PM EDT

[#21]

You can add bacon to anything....

Posted: 2/24/2005 2:53:59 PM EDT

[#22]

life is a terminal condition

Posted: 2/24/2005 2:54:26 PM EDT

[#23]

Dogs are man's best friends...

Posted: 2/24/2005 2:54:35 PM EDT

[#24]

My mother is older than me.

Posted: 2/24/2005 2:54:49 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
You can add bacon to anything....

And the corrolary: .....and it will be better.

Posted: 2/24/2005 2:55:12 PM EDT

[#26]

You will get caught, eventually.

Posted: 2/24/2005 2:56:52 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
You will get cought, eventually.

Posted: 2/24/2005 2:58:13 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
You will get cought, eventually.

I hate it when I get cought.

I prefer to do my own coughing!

Posted: 2/24/2005 2:58:24 PM EDT

[#29]

If you pick up a woman in a bar and she refuses to turn on the lights in her apartment when you get there, there's a problem.

Posted: 2/24/2005 2:59:04 PM EDT

[#30]

The happiness nerve is directly influenced by how fast you are moving or shooting!

Posted: 2/24/2005 2:59:18 PM EDT

[#31]

Wherever you go, there you are.

Posted: 2/24/2005 3:00:05 PM EDT

[#32]

The warmest thing and the coldest thing is a woman.

Posted: 2/24/2005 3:00:16 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
Barbecue sauce makes almost any food better!

Posted: 2/24/2005 3:01:26 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
If you pick up a woman in a bar and she refuses to turn on the lights in her apartment when you get there, there's a problem.

That's the voice of experience speaking, boys.

Posted: 2/24/2005 3:03:03 PM EDT

[#35]

If you don't have enough blow you won't have enough hookers,
If you don't have enough hookers you can't have enough blow

Posted: 2/24/2005 3:05:53 PM EDT

[#36]

Don't get into a gunfight with a buffalo hunter, there is no such thing as cover!

ETA: Except 5 1/2" of sand!

Posted: 2/24/2005 3:06:50 PM EDT

[#37]

40 year old men who still play with ~~dolls~~ action figures is healthy and normal behavior that is widely accepted.

Posted: 2/24/2005 3:06:59 PM EDT

[#38]

This sentance is false.

Posted: 2/24/2005 3:07:40 PM EDT

[#39]

My sig line......

Posted: 2/24/2005 3:09:24 PM EDT

[#40]

Pie good.

Posted: 2/24/2005 3:09:26 PM EDT

[#41]

This way isn't always as good as that way.

Posted: 2/24/2005 3:10:11 PM EDT

[#42]

shit happens

Posted: 2/24/2005 3:11:45 PM EDT

[#43]

Nothin' says lovin' like bisquits from the oven.

AB

AB

Posted: 2/24/2005 3:13:32 PM EDT

[#44]

3 tacos and a beer will fix ANY hangover.

Posted: 2/24/2005 3:14:27 PM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
Don't get into a gunfight with a buffalo hunter, there is no such thing as cover!

ETA: Except 5 1/2" of sand!

Just as an aside.....you sure you want to hide behind 5 1/2 inches of sand and let me run that experiment again?

Posted: 2/24/2005 3:14:49 PM EDT

[#46]

Barbequed pork ribs are the best tasting food on the planet when cooked over a wood fire. Add massive quantities of your favorite malt beverage and you've got everything needed to survive jihad.

Posted: 2/24/2005 3:16:33 PM EDT

[#47]

Boobies. I like boobies.

Posted: 2/24/2005 3:17:25 PM EDT

[#48]

... A man's happiness in inversely proportionally to just how much control the womanz in his life has in their relationship

Posted: 2/24/2005 3:18:18 PM EDT

[#49]

John Kerry got

by W.

Posted: 2/24/2005 3:18:21 PM EDT

[#50]

Beer makes it all better.

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