A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a
construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty
lot.

The young family's six year old daughter naturally took an interest in
all the activity going on next door and started talking with the
workers.  She hung around and eventually the  construction crew -- gems
in the rough all of them -- more or less adopted her as a kind of
project mascot.

They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and
lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her
feel important.  At the end of the first week they presented her with a
pay envelope containing a dollar. The little girl took this home to her
mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested
that they take the dollar pay she had received to the bank the next day
to start a savings account.

When they got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed with the
story and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay
check at such a young age.

The little girl proudly replied, "I've been working with a crew
building a house all week."

"My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on
the house again this week too?"

"I will if those useless cocksuckers at Home Depot ever bring us the
fucking wood," replied the little girl.

LOL

i got a good laugh out of that one. Thanks satcong![:D]

LMAO!

....Her parents were shocked at her language. When they got home her father said "you are going to get a good whipping for saying those dirty words. Now go outside and cut me a switch!" Whereupon the little girl replied "fvck you! That's the electrician's job!"

LOL