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Posted: 10/16/2004 3:08:27 PM EST
Real embarrasing. I was on the road working today. I drove about 450 miles non-stop. I got to my last location and made my last drop-off. I had about 150 miles to home and had to take a leak real bad. I got off of I-80 and drove around a while and saw a little strip of stores. No stores looked like they had a restroom so I fiqured "what the hell" I'll pee in a 24oz coffee cup. I pulled all the way to the back corner of the parking lot and started to pee.

I'm looking down to make sure I'm not missing the cup. I hear a bang against the van, then all of a sudden a nun is looking in the window saying "sorry for banging your car" she looked down, then turned away. I felt friggen horrible.

I keep thinking to myself " of all the people a nun" I can't even remember the last time I saw one. So what do ya think am I a dirt bag or what???

Link Posted: 10/16/2004 3:09:35 PM EST
God forgives everyone who asks for it
Link Posted: 10/16/2004 3:10:15 PM EST
Yup, you will burn now for sure.... you pervert.....
Link Posted: 10/16/2004 3:10:16 PM EST
omg! nice knownin' ya!

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Link Posted: 10/16/2004 3:10:53 PM EST
I have this image in my head of you chasing her around the parking lot with your johnson in your hand screaming at her for hitting your van.
Link Posted: 10/16/2004 3:13:32 PM EST



BURN IN HELL SINNER!!!!!!!!!

Zen

"This is my rifle, there are many like it, but this one is mine"
Link Posted: 10/16/2004 3:15:32 PM EST
Oh yeah, you'l smoke a turd in Hell for that one.
Link Posted: 10/16/2004 3:19:33 PM EST
Pooper, post pics?

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Thats just wrong. I know.
Link Posted: 10/16/2004 3:19:35 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/16/2004 3:20:02 PM EST by cyanide]
Was she pretty ???
Link Posted: 10/16/2004 3:20:07 PM EST
Was she cute?

- BG
Link Posted: 10/16/2004 3:20:39 PM EST

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
Was she cute?

- BG



Great minds think alike ...........
Link Posted: 10/16/2004 3:22:56 PM EST
If she saw you "shaking it" she probably got the wrong impression and is telling God on you right now.

Flashing a nun? That's not a habit you want to get into
Link Posted: 10/16/2004 3:23:51 PM EST



Dear Loadnbrass,

In the future, please be kind enough to NOT post my, ...... errrr your stroke fantasies on the web.

Thank you,


Zen

"This is my fantasy, there are many like it, but this one is mine"
Link Posted: 10/16/2004 3:26:07 PM EST
She is reading this thread right now! and she likes it

Link Posted: 10/16/2004 3:27:15 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/16/2004 3:27:43 PM EST by MK4Mod0]
No your not......but she should be dipping her head in Holy Water about now!!.............................kinda gives me the urge to barf.......remembering what the Nuns looked like back in my day........................
Link Posted: 10/16/2004 3:27:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By paenutz:
She is reading this thread right now! and she likes it



Link Posted: 10/16/2004 3:30:43 PM EST



The penguin was hoping for a look see.. You missed your chance to shag one.

Link Posted: 10/16/2004 3:30:49 PM EST
Nah...you'll be fine and you made the ladies day.


SGatr15
Link Posted: 10/16/2004 3:33:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By paenutz:
She is reading this thread right now! and she likes it

www.personal.psu.edu/users/s/c/scc144/nun.jpg



Link Posted: 10/16/2004 3:43:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By paenutz:
She is reading this thread right now! and she likes it

www.personal.psu.edu/users/s/c/scc144/nun.jpg





I have to go pee.
Link Posted: 10/16/2004 3:45:03 PM EST



Link Posted: 10/16/2004 3:59:17 PM EST

Originally Posted By paenutz:
She is reading this thread right now! and she likes it

www.personal.psu.edu/users/s/c/scc144/nun.jpg



A classic ------- well done --
Link Posted: 10/16/2004 4:15:44 PM EST
I'm sure she liked what she saw.
Link Posted: 10/16/2004 4:22:16 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/16/2004 4:23:11 PM EST by CAR-10]
Only if you put it in her ass, took pics, posted the pics on an internet forum, then showed her the comments made by others.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 3:17:59 AM EST
Truth be told, you probably made the good sister's day...

Now, like Eve of the Bible, she has seen the serpent.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 3:22:49 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/17/2004 3:22:59 AM EST by fight4yourrights]
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 3:42:44 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 3:53:18 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/17/2004 3:53:41 AM EST by MisterFloppy]
I see lightning storms in your future.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 4:17:09 AM EST
You should've asked her if she was thirsty...
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 4:24:14 AM EST
Pee in a coffee cup?

Man, that sounds gay.

Real men piss on the ground.

I'll bet she's watched Father O'Mally piss in his coffee cup all the time.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 4:28:48 AM EST
What kind of meat does a priest eat on Friday?
Nun
Bwaaaaa ahahahahahahahaha
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 5:14:37 AM EST

Originally Posted By M38:
What kind of meat does a priest eat on Friday?
Nun
Bwaaaaa ahahahahahahahaha



doh!
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 9:20:26 AM EST
DEVILS GONNA GET YA....DEVILS GONNA GET YA!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 9:22:13 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 9:27:54 AM EST
No, but if it gave you wood you ought to see an optometrist.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 9:31:35 AM EST
She's probably thinking, "good lord, it's so small!"
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 9:49:06 AM EST
I'm suprised you didn't get cracked with a ruler.

Link Posted: 10/17/2004 9:54:19 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/17/2004 9:54:57 AM EST by Cape_hunter]
So your one of them fuckers that pee in the plastic bottles and throw them out the window huh!

You ever wonder why there are so many plastic bottles filled with Mountain dew on the sides of the freeways? It aint moutnain dew boys!

CH
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