Real embarrasing. I was on the road working today. I drove about 450 miles non-stop. I got to my last location and made my last drop-off. I had about 150 miles to home and had to take a leak real bad. I got off of I-80 and drove around a while and saw a little strip of stores. No stores looked like they had a restroom so I fiqured "what the hell" I'll pee in a 24oz coffee cup. I pulled all the way to the back corner of the parking lot and started to pee.
I'm looking down to make sure I'm not missing the cup. I hear a bang against the van, then all of a sudden a nun is looking in the window saying "sorry for banging your car" she looked down, then turned away. I felt friggen horrible.
I keep thinking to myself " of all the people a nun" I can't even remember the last time I saw one. So what do ya think am I a dirt bag or what???
Posted: 10/16/2004 4:09:35 PM EDT
[#1]
God forgives everyone who asks for it
Posted: 10/16/2004 4:10:15 PM EDT
[#2]
Yup, you will burn now for sure.... you pervert.....
Posted: 10/16/2004 4:10:16 PM EDT
[#3]
omg! nice knownin' ya!
Posted: 10/16/2004 4:10:53 PM EDT
[#4]
I have this image in my head of you chasing her around the parking lot with your johnson in your hand screaming at her for hitting your van.
Posted: 10/16/2004 4:13:32 PM EDT
[#5]
BURN IN HELL SINNER!!!!!!!!!
Zen
"This is my rifle, there are many like it, but this one is mine"
Posted: 10/16/2004 4:15:32 PM EDT
[#6]
Oh yeah, you'l smoke a turd in Hell for that one.
Posted: 10/16/2004 4:19:33 PM EDT
[#7]
Pooper, post pics? Thats just wrong. I know.
Posted: 10/16/2004 4:19:35 PM EDT
[#8]
Was she pretty ???
Posted: 10/16/2004 4:20:07 PM EDT
[#9]
Was she cute?
- BG
Posted: 10/16/2004 4:20:39 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted: Was she cute?
- BG
Great minds think alike ...........
Posted: 10/16/2004 4:22:56 PM EDT
[#11]
If she saw you "shaking it" she probably got the wrong impression and is telling God on you right now.
Flashing a nun? That's not a habit you want to get into
Posted: 10/16/2004 4:23:51 PM EDT
[#12]
Dear Loadnbrass,
In the future, please be kind enough to NOT post my, ...... errrr your stroke fantasies on the web.
Thank you,
Zen
"This is my fantasy, there are many like it, but this one is mine"
Posted: 10/16/2004 4:26:07 PM EDT
[#13]
She is reading this thread right now! and she likes it
Posted: 10/16/2004 4:27:15 PM EDT
[#14]
No your not......but she should be dipping her head in Holy Water about now!!.............................kinda gives me the urge to barf.......remembering what the Nuns looked like back in my day........................
Posted: 10/16/2004 4:27:30 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted: She is reading this thread right now! and she likes it
Posted: 10/16/2004 4:30:43 PM EDT
[#16]
The penguin was hoping for a look see.. You missed your chance to shag one.
Posted: 10/16/2004 4:30:49 PM EDT
[#17]
Nah...you'll be fine and you made the ladies day.
SGatr15
Posted: 10/16/2004 4:33:44 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted: She is reading this thread right now! and she likes it