I just had a moment of true clarity.  God designed women so they would cook for husband.  In his devine wisdom, this makes sense.
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If a woman is a good cook, the man will eat alot.  The more he eats, the fatter he gets, making him unattractive to other women, therefore making it very hard to cheat.

So if your wife doesn't cook like my wife, it is a genetic flaw, and therefore it is permissable to have a girl on the side!

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