Yeah, so I'm getting in on the "guilt PETA/liberals into sending me money" bandwagon, in the same vein as the guy who threatened to kill and eat a rabbit if he didn't get a certain amount of money.
In my case, however, I've decided to auction off my hunting for this year. For every $100 I receive, I will spare one animal's life. I'll start with the intent to shoot and eat ten animals this season, meaning that in order for me to completely forego hunting I must receive a minimum of $1,000. Since I have exactly thirty-two cents in my pocket, mostly thanks to a quarter I bummed off a friend, I figure this is worth a shot.
To make it more interesting, I will allow people who DO want me to hunt to bid as well. This also increases my chances of receiving money just to piss off the tree huggers. For every $100 I receive, I will shoot one animal, with no maximum limit, meaning they can ADD to the ten animals I intend to shoot. The winner gets to decide whether I hunt or not.
And of course, what a hippy doesn't know can't hurt him.
I registered an ebay account today, but unfortunately I can't sell anything yet. I have all the information they need (debit card, bank account, etc.) EXCEPT for some bank number that would appear on my checks if I had any checks.
Wait- I just tried making a selling account again and now it's letting me do that without that number. WTF?