Though you all would enjoy this, I know I have
Dear Republicans,
Palin is the best choice. Really, she is. She is smart, beautiful, funny, and a truly intelligent woman. And by the way, that last sentence was a crock of shit…well..ok …at least she is pretty. But seriously…her speech last night sounded like her pregnant 15 year old daughter wrote it. A FIVE…FIVE minute speech (with applause) that basically said in so many different ways “John McCain is good and because he is good we need to elect him because he is a good man. Oh by the way, because he was a veteran we should vote for him.” Um…ok…maybe it is just me, but just because someone is “good” does not make them intelligent, a good problem solver, or a qualified leader. Her speech was a high school acceptance speech for getting nominated for student council. Perhaps prom committee..after all, she was a beauty queen. Either way…I was hoping for some kind of intelligent and detailed response to what Biden said. Make things interesting! I want Obama to win, don’t get me wrong, but give me a good Ol’ fashion debate! We couldn’t even get that from Palin. All we got was elementry vocabulary and that we should vote for him because he got captured in an area he wasn’t supposed to be in. Um…maybe it’s just me...BUT A) captured does not equal war hero. B) Going in an area he wasn’t supposed to be in and then getting captured equals big disaster because he cant even take orders from those above him. So does this mean he is going to ignore people while in office and do whatever he wants and make a big mess? Probably. Other than her lacking all sorts of experience…did McCain really think that adding a minority to the ticket would really make it more interesting? Literally, it only goes to show how desperate he is. He is so desperate that he figured…”alright…I already have 27% of former Hillary Clinton supporters…how do I get more….? OH SNAP! Im going to add a woman to my ticket and women will vote for me and I will get all former Clinton supporters that have a vagina! YES!” Way to go McCain… way to go.
Aside from Palin being a terrible choice, Bush of all people comes on television and tells us “Believe me, I would know.” Why the hell should we believe that bafoon who has lied to us all along? He lied to millions of people. That makes him a pretty bad liar. And then, he wants us to believe him? First, if someone has to ask you to believe them, you know they are full of shit. People should just believe you by what you say. If you have to ask, you are a dirty liar. And this kind of dirty is incurable.
McCain, I applaud you. You gave Obama the ticket on a silver platter. I am ever so grateful, however, I did wish you made it more interesting.
Sincerely,
Someone who does not support you
-PS Keep that broad, Palin, away from polar bears