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5/28/2020 10:18:12 PM
Posted: 12/29/2002 8:46:37 PM EDT
On ESPN's web site you can explain, in 200 words or less, why Anna Kournikova should choose you to go on a date with.

[url=http://espn.go.com/page2/s/annamailform.html]A date with Anna[/url]

Also at 9 p.m. ET on Monday, Dec. 30, ESPN will air "A Date with Anna" -- a behind-the-scenes look at the making of Anna Kournikova's 2003 Calendar.
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 8:50:12 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 8:52:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By kpel308:
Take protection, or you'll get a virus![sex]
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Depending on the virus, it could be worth it[;)]
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 8:57:59 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/29/2002 9:00:16 PM EDT by Glock31]
Deer Anna,
I liek to play tenis and thenk you ar kute.  Kant wait to gow outt wif yu.  Iz it okey if my mommy comes wif us?


Edited to add: Feel free to use this LT if you think it'll help your chances. [:P]
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 9:11:24 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/29/2002 9:11:56 PM EDT by raven]
Because I'll kick Enrique's ass if you dont pick me.
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 9:13:18 PM EDT
Man alive!  First I cant have the AC-130 Gunship and now the wife says I cant go on a date with Anna Kournikova! [:)]
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 9:13:47 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 9:37:04 PM EDT
I sent a letter in, you'd have to be stupid to pass this chance up.
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 10:12:51 PM EDT
Originally Posted By NSFJojo:
I sent a letter in, you'd have to be stupid to pass this chance up.
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The Dating Adventures of NSFjojo continues......

Anna K. can play with my fuzzy balls anytime.
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 10:31:50 PM EDT
I'd hit it..............
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 10:33:38 PM EDT
Originally Posted By NSFJojo:
I sent a letter in, you'd have to be stupid to pass this chance up.
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Just exactly who I had in mind when I posted it [:D]

You didn't happen to make a copy of what I am sure was a literary jewel; did you?
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 12:41:41 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 1:14:46 AM EDT
[size=5]Mmmmmmmm.....[/size=5] [:P]

[img]http://www.martem.com/w/anna.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 3:39:02 AM EDT
She'd love me cuz I play (actually played) hockey!!!
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 5:48:09 AM EDT
 WOW,what a way to start the day. Thanks osprey.
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 6:18:37 AM EDT
Originally Posted By osprey21:
[size=5]Mmmmmmmm.....[/size=5] [:P]

[url]http://www.martem.com/w/anna.jpg[/url]
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Eminently hittable.
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 9:18:51 AM EDT
Id crack her like a shotgun and give her both barrels
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 9:35:54 AM EDT
Any straight male who wouldn't hit it has no business being here.
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 9:54:13 AM EDT
Originally Posted By MisterGreens:
Any straight male who wouldn't hit it has no business being here.
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Any male that wouldn't hit it isn't straight.
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 10:13:23 AM EDT
Originally Posted By u-baddog:
Id crack her like a shotgun and give her both barrels
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You've got TWO barrels? [shock]
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 11:19:22 AM EDT
She is ugly...[BD]
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 11:56:48 AM EDT
[img]http://photos.ar15.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/IG_LoadImage.asp?iImageUnq=3262[/img]
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 12:00:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/30/2002 12:02:24 PM EDT by usma89]
[img]http://www.adoredcelebrities.com/anna/images/anna37.jpg[/img]


Not too shabby
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 12:04:18 PM EDT
Originally Posted By NSFJojo:
I sent a letter in, you'd have to be stupid to pass this chance up.
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If you sent a pic then she will not be able to resist you![;)]

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 12:06:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/30/2002 12:10:06 PM EDT by thinman]
This coulda made the camel-toe thread. Much nicer than the pseudo Elvis!!!

Edited to ad: Aughh, somebody trashed the pic!!!
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 12:08:17 PM EDT
It wasn't good enough to win, but I'm sure I'll hit the top 25.  
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 12:18:38 PM EDT
My wife told me she'd divorce me if I win, and whe'll burn the calendar if I get that. [:D]

So I'm a loser any way you look at it. [BD]
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 12:30:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By -UHLEK-:
My wife told me she'd divorce me if I win, and whe'll burn the calendar if I get that. [:D]

So I'm a loser any way you look at it. [BD]
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UHLEK, don't take this the wrong way, but...
Having seen the pictures you posted of your wife awhile back, you don't NEED a date with Anna.  You've got the real deal right there. [:)]

BTW, if you happen to win the contest, I'll be more than happy to go in your place. [:D]
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 12:45:56 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 12:51:20 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Wolfpack:
My reason for dating her was "I'd bang her better than Federov ever did"

(crossing fingers) [sex]
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Even though she has been the unoffical dart board for the NHL, she still has "it"
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 2:26:03 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 2:56:51 PM EDT
Originally Posted By QUIB:
I'd crawl 5k's through concertina wire just to hear her fart over a field phone!
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Is that your letter? [:D]
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 6:49:38 PM EDT
Originally Posted By usma89:
Originally Posted By Wolfpack:
My reason for dating her was "I'd bang her better than Federov ever did"

(crossing fingers) [sex]
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Even though she has been the unoffical dart board for the NHL, she still has "it"
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Pavel Bure was hitting for a while also.
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 11:16:06 PM EDT
I would low crawl 10 miles of flameing Naplam to hear her fart through a field phone.I saw the ESPN 30 minuets show to night. Shes' got the legs. Being Russian gives her alittle bit of mystique about her.She spoke and American english with no accent that I could pick up on. WD.
Link Posted: 12/31/2002 12:40:40 AM EDT
All that... and [b]I[/b] forgot to watch it.  I need Tivo!
Link Posted: 12/31/2002 5:12:34 AM EDT
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