[url]http://www.kabalarians.com/male/turd.htm[/url] I thought I was the only one with this name in mind for my son or daughter.

turd ferguson?

Hahahahaha!

Thanks for the laugh![:D]

This coming from someone named "Lumpy"?  

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Lumpy is a FINE first name, especially if the last name is Turd! [BD]

Better than "Runny" I guess...

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E-GAD........."scatman returns!".........[shock]

Turd

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Your name of Turd creates a very expressive, versatile, and spontaneous nature. You are happiest when you are associating with people and participating in activities with others. Your name gives you a desire to sing, dance, and have a good time. This name makes you very idealistic, emotional, and temperamental, liking to do things on the spur-of-the-moment and disliking being repressed or held down to monotonous detail. A lack of concentration makes it difficult to establish stable, secure conditions in your business life. In order to bring out the higher side of your nature, you should develop your artistic and creative talents. Over-indulgence in food or emotional desires could cause you to have problems in your nervous system as well as with your skin.

I'm bad hung-over from celebrating my ex-wife's marriage and I can't laugh any more without hurting a lot more.

Please, please no more !!
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There are lots of good names for a boy.

A guy who used to work where I work was named Rusty Dick.

This is too fkn hilarious.

Turd huh? That's real funny.

There was a used auto dealer in Columbia, MO named Richard Head (get it?) for years. It was hard not to snicker when his tv ads came on. The dealership is now owned by his sons and is simply called Head Motors.

I was in line at a conveniance store the other day when a black lady was talking about her kid named Poo.

This is some funny shit...

The Richard Head story reminds me of when I lived in n. KY. There was a RV dealer in OH called Tom Raper. Never could watch his commercials without thinking, WTF man! Change your name! LOL

I personally like the name piss.