An illegal immigrant from Mexico drinks his beer and suddenly
throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the
glass to pieces.
He says, "In Mexico our glass is so cheap we don't
need to drink from the same glass twice."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his
beer, throws his glass into the air,
pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make
glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same
glass twice either."

The Texas cowboy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his
beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air,
pulls out his pistol and shoots the Mexican and the
Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says,
"In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and
Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones
twice."

I like it




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Nice.


ETA: I just sent that to about 10 people...

That is adapted from a Michigan joke about Canadians:

A Canadian, a Texan and a Michigander are all sitting around the campfire drinking beer. When the Texan finishes his beer he throws the bottle into the air, pulls out his six shooter and blasts the bottle to pieces. The Canadian, not to be outdone, finishes his Molson, throws the bottle into the air and blasts it to pieces with his gun. When the Michigander finishes with his beer he puts the bottle into his back pack, pulls out his gun and shoots the Canadian. The Texan astonished at what he has just seen turns to the Michigander and say "Boy what in the hell did ya do that fer?", to which the Michigander replies "well in Michigan we have lots of Canadians, but bottles are worth 10 cents."

Quoted: That is adapted from a Michigan joke about Canadians: A Canadian, a Texan and a Michigander are all sitting around the campfire drinking beer. When the Texan finishes his beer he throws the bottle into the air, pulls out his six shooter and blasts the bottle to pieces. The Canadian, not to be outdone, finishes his Molson, throws the bottle into the air and blasts it to pieces with his gun. When the Michigander finishes with his beer he puts the bottle into his back pack, pulls out his gun and shoots the Canadian. The Texan astonished at what he has just seen turns to the Michigander and say "Boy what in the hell did ya do that fer?", to which the Michigander replies "well in Michigan we have lots of Canadians, but bottles are worth 10 cents."

+1 But they charge you the 10 cents ahead of time.