Yesterday I was cutting up another tree in the front yard. A LEO whom I had met and had offered our clubs shooting sked stopped and got out of the car. I get him a copy of the sked.

The kid down the street that I regularly (3-4 times a year) chase around the neighborhood with my chain saw sees me with the LEO, figures he can screw with me with impunity.

He figured wrong. I looked at the LEO and said:"This is Pro-Forma BS, I'll be back."

So I fire up the saw and chase the kid. After all, I'm SUPPOSED to!

The LEO just watched and laughed!!

I returned, and put the saw down well away from the LEO and returned to him.

"Bet you didn't know that we know you've been doing that for years," he said, smugly. "we also know it's a sham. You do it to try keep crime down, don't you?"

"Yes."

"We also know you're not the whacko you act like."


They're on to me!!!!!

Piccolo,

I really want to buy you and the cat a beer someday (ok, maybe a saucer of milk for the cat).

[:D]

Does SEC have his own chainsaw?

heh.
Reminds me of this crazy old coot I knew in Oregon.  He'd pull the chain on his saw and dress up as an ax murderer for halloween.  Pretty creepy feeling to have a chainsaw bar touched against your leg while the saw is running.

We know that the SEC is a scam as well.

Pic, how could you do this?

 Everyone knows the proper tool for chasing small children is a weedeater with the brushhog blade. Gives you more reach when they dodge. [}:D]

I can see it now.......T-Shirts: "If you run you'll only avoid the chainsaw for so long......"

SEC is real!
SEC is real!
SEC is real!

Hell yeah they know. I called them myself the first time you posted about doing it a few years back. One day you're going to hurt yourself of somebody else, psycho....
[:D]