Lesson 2. Your first thread:
Again, and I can’t stress this enough! Don’t be so obvious! Exercise extreme patience, we’ll get them soon enough. First build confidence and gain friends. On this board, high post count equals, ‘cool gun guy.’ So gain their trust, one step at a time.
Examples of non-acceptable first threads: “Difference between an AR and M16?”, “Will a telestock fit on my postban?”, “Let’s storm DC! Who’s with me?” and “Gun laws are for pussies!”
Also, lay off the usual post-count builders like “Hi, I’m new,” “What is BTT?,” “What’s a Troll?”, “AR vs. AK?”, “9mm vs. .45?” etc…
Acceptable ways to boost post count include agreeing with everybody: “yeah, what he said!” “good post, BTT!” “That guy’s an A-hole!”, etc.
Posting pics of: pretty women (a.k.a. hot chicks, or fine womenz), cars, pets, guns (borrow some from the evidence room, or take pics of your MP5a3 and pretend you are wealthy), pictures of your dinner are also acceptable.
Also acceptable: talking about your ‘shitty wife,’ posting smilies ,and bitching about your ‘job’.
You may also try these two techniques: Shadowing a well known member, and becoming his lacky.
Also, try posing as a female, this usually works great, unless you are an actual female agent (they usually have a difficult time trying to pretend to be female).
Remember, now that Special Agent HANGFIRE has been exposed, we have lost our best inside man. The nation is relying on you people, don’t let the children down!”
Oh, and finally, congratulations to Special Agents Imbroglio and Major-Murphy for your recent promotions!
***REPOSTED due to SCATMAN attack.