[ARCHIVED THREAD] - ALET (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 3/18/2013 9:43:26 AM EDT
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Attention ALCON:
ARFCON status has been upgraded to level 3. Recall on all fo dogs. Prepare to mobilize in 72 hours. S4 shops will pop all PMAG covers and inventory rice and beans. Finance has been allocated funds to purchase all available Reynolds wrap from local businesses. This is not an exercise. The chair is against the wall. 
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"ALET"--yet another arfcom in-joke I don't get. 
Just when I thought I was really in the know with "foing", "blading at 45", etc., you all spring another one on me.  Damn it man, be serious for a moment! The situation is shelf, and has reached level marmalade! |
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"ALET"--yet another arfcom in-joke I don't get.
Just when I thought I was really in the know with "foing", "blading at 45", etc., you all spring another one on me. Damn it man, be serious for a moment! The situation is shelf, and has reached level marmalade! Massive adrenaline dump. 
Haha, just kidding. I've already secured the safety of my precious bodily fluids and have no need to panic. |
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This just in: My beer is almost empty, i repeat, my beer is almost empty! Upgrading ARFCON Level 3 to ARFCON Level 4, red alert! Implementing Plan B: blading down to the Basement at 45 to retrieve cold re-enforecements. If´n i don´t come back, AVENGE ME!  Shouldn't it go "up" from level 3 to 2? |
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This just in: My beer is almost empty, i repeat, my beer is almost empty! Upgrading ARFCON Level 3 to ARFCON Level 4, red alert! Implementing Plan B: blading down to the Basement at 45 to retrieve cold re-enforecements. If´n i don´t come back, AVENGE ME! Shouldn't it go "up" from level 3 to 2? oops, i don´t know..... NOOB here..... All our Alet Levels (for avalanches and whatnot) always seem to go up from low to high numbers, not familiar with US customs when it Comes to that..... Plan B was succesfully accomplished though, when do i get my Arfcom Boozefairy Purple Heart? |
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Quoted: "ALET"--yet another arfcom in-joke I don't get. Just when I thought I was really in the know with "foing", "blading at 45", etc., you all spring another one on me. It all started with this now-archived thread. |
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Attention ALCON: ARFCON status has been upgraded to level 3. Recall on all fo dogs. Prepare to mobilize in 72 hours. S4 shops will pop all PMAG covers and inventory rice and beans. Finance has been allocated funds to purchase all available Reynolds wrap from local businesses. This is not an exercise. The chair is against the wall. Roger standing by to stand by! |
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this has been a test of the ARFCOM emergency broadcast system. this has only been a test. Had this been an actual emergency you'd have been instructed to lock the door to moms basement and hide in the corner under a blanket. But he used all the FO WORDS in the proper order for a Level Zero Launch.... Have they taken you captive Slayer? |