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Posted: 10/3/2004 4:44:34 PM EST
the best movie ever made is on spike TV in less than 15 minutes

just thought i should let yall know...................carry on
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 4:46:30 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 4:46:48 PM EST
Surely you're joking...
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 4:48:02 PM EST
Get me a vector, victor.
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 4:48:48 PM EST
Stop calling me Shirley...

CMOS
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 4:48:51 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 4:49:20 PM EST
Good luck. We're all counting on you....
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 4:49:39 PM EST
Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue!
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 4:50:30 PM EST
give me a screwdriver
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 4:50:58 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/3/2004 4:52:20 PM EST by Maddogkiller]
Excuse me, but I speak jive!
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 4:51:12 PM EST
I speak jive....
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 4:55:56 PM EST
Airplane?? I thought Strange Brew was the best movie of all time??

FMO
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 4:56:13 PM EST
his "drinking problem"
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 4:59:07 PM EST
Over Macho Grande?

Link Posted: 10/3/2004 5:04:37 PM EST
What time? They're playing VACATION right now....
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 5:06:18 PM EST
Auntie Em, Auntie Em!!! It's a twister, It's a twister!!!
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 5:09:48 PM EST
It is on at 11PM EST.
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 5:09:51 PM EST

Originally Posted By Strats:
Over Macho Grande?




i'll NEVER be over macho grande!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 5:11:08 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/3/2004 5:16:00 PM EST by Mach1]
" Joey....do you like movies about gladiators? "
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 5:11:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By Zaphod:
What time? They're playing VACATION right now....



either the TV guide was wrong or i read it wrong, my wife now says its on at 10 central...................

and damned if "the longest yard" isn't on at the same time.......................no contest over the better movie but i have airplane on VHS so its gonna be a hell of a decision
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 5:12:19 PM EST
Captain Oveur : You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey : No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur : You ever seen a grown man naked?
Captain Oveur : Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

Link Posted: 10/3/2004 5:12:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By hoover:
It is on at 11PM EST.



Yeah. I just tuned in to see one
of my other favorite movies:
European Vacation...

Link Posted: 10/3/2004 5:17:20 PM EST
....every one take a picture.
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 5:17:26 PM EST
"What can you make of this?"

"Well, I can make a hat, or a broach, or a pteradactyl...."

Link Posted: 10/3/2004 5:18:34 PM EST
auto pilot.
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 5:32:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By bblake00:
auto pilot.



oh no, the auto pilot is deflating!!!!!!!!!

theres an inflation tube directly under the beltline............................................
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 5:38:27 PM EST
The airport security screener scene was almost psychic... they knew exactly what security in airports in 2004 would be like!
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 5:38:42 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/4/2004 4:51:32 AM EST by rn45]
"...and leave a note for the milkman! NO MORE CHEESE!"

"It's a good thing he doesn't know how much I hate his guts."

"It's a good thing you don't know how much he hates your guts."

"Jerry's Kids?"

"Nervous? Yeah. First time? No I've been nervous before."

"It's a different kind of flying, altogether."

Link Posted: 10/3/2004 5:40:32 PM EST
Don't start with your white zone crap again..."
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 6:27:03 PM EST
It's on again.
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 6:30:21 PM EST
"and leon's getting Larrrggggeeerrrrrrr."
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 6:31:10 PM EST
good, not great
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 6:32:02 PM EST
-They'll never make it.
-They're all going to die.
-There's a sale at Penney's!
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 6:33:41 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 6:35:07 PM EST
Don't forget the S literally HTF
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 6:36:17 PM EST
Never seen that movie either
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 6:39:25 PM EST
(Unplugs the runway lights) "JUST KIDDING!!!"

"SHiiiiiiit" -----> "golly"
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 6:42:41 PM EST
"What kind of plane is it?"
"Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripes, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol!"
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 6:49:30 PM EST
Theres a small problem in the cockpit.
The cockpit! What is it?
Its a little room in the front of the plane where the pilot sits, but thats not important right now.
For laughs per minute, none funnier.

looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 6:56:35 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/3/2004 6:58:25 PM EST by sixgunsblazing]
And that man's name was George Zipp.



ETA
Assume Crash Positions.....

Link Posted: 10/3/2004 7:01:21 PM EST
"What the hell is going on up there?!"
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 7:03:28 PM EST
"Get me Rex Kramer!"
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 7:06:07 PM EST
Randy : Can I get you something?

Second Jive Dude : 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!

Randy : I'm sorry, I don't understand.

First Jive Dude : Cutty say 'e can't HANG!

Jive Lady : Oh stewardess! I speak jive.

Randy : Oh, good.

Jive Lady : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.

Randy : All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?

Jive Lady : Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.

Second Jive Dude : What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!

Jive Lady : Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!

First Jive Dude : Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!

Jive Lady : Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 7:10:37 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 4:32:34 AM EST

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
good, not great



that's it, get out of my thread!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 4:35:53 AM EST
Have ya ever seen a grown man, naked?
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 4:50:58 AM EST
STAY IN FORMATION.........TARGET JUST AHEAD........TARGET SHOULD BE CLEAR NOW...... YOU HAVE TO DECIDE.........YOU HAVE TO DECIDE........YOU HAVE TO DECIDE.......
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 4:53:46 AM EST

Originally Posted By MattyMattel:
STAY IN FORMATION.........TARGET JUST AHEAD........TARGET SHOULD BE CLEAR NOW...... YOU HAVE TO DECIDE.........YOU HAVE TO DECIDE........YOU HAVE TO DECIDE.......



"Batting for Pedro Barbosa...Manny Moto...moto...moto"
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 4:56:35 AM EST
YOU'LL BE SWELL!! YOU'LL BE GREAT!! GONNA HAVE THE WHOLE WORLD ON A PLATE!! STARTIN' HERE, STARTING NOW!! HONEY, EVERYTHING'S COMIN' UP ROSEs....
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 4:58:29 AM EST
R.I.P. TWA
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 5:08:33 AM EST
Airplane II was better.
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