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Posted: 10/3/2004 5:44:34 PM EDT
the best movie ever made is on spike TV in less than 15 minutes
just thought i should let yall know...................carry on |
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Airplane?? I thought Strange Brew was the best movie of all time??
FMO |
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i'll NEVER be over macho grande!!!!! |
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either the TV guide was wrong or i read it wrong, my wife now says its on at 10 central................... and damned if "the longest yard" isn't on at the same time.......................no contest over the better movie but i have airplane on VHS so its gonna be a hell of a decision |
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Captain Oveur : You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey : No sir, I've never been up in a plane before. Captain Oveur : You ever seen a grown man naked? Captain Oveur : Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison? |
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Yeah. I just tuned in to see one of my other favorite movies: European Vacation... |
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"What can you make of this?"
"Well, I can make a hat, or a broach, or a pteradactyl...." |
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oh no, the auto pilot is deflating!!!!!!!!! theres an inflation tube directly under the beltline............................................ |
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The airport security screener scene was almost psychic... they knew exactly what security in airports in 2004 would be like!
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"...and leave a note for the milkman! NO MORE CHEESE!"
"It's a good thing he doesn't know how much I hate his guts." "It's a good thing you don't know how much he hates your guts." "Jerry's Kids?" "Nervous? Yeah. First time? No I've been nervous before." "It's a different kind of flying, altogether." |
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-They'll never make it.
-They're all going to die. -There's a sale at Penney's! |
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(Unplugs the runway lights) "JUST KIDDING!!!"
"SHiiiiiiit" -----> "golly" |
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"What kind of plane is it?"
"Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripes, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol!" |
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Theres a small problem in the cockpit.
The cockpit! What is it? Its a little room in the front of the plane where the pilot sits, but thats not important right now. For laughs per minute, none funnier. looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. |
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And that man's name was George Zipp.
ETA Assume Crash Positions..... |
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Randy : Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude : 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me! Randy : I'm sorry, I don't understand. First Jive Dude : Cutty say 'e can't HANG! Jive Lady : Oh stewardess! I speak jive. Randy : Oh, good. Jive Lady : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him. Randy : All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine? Jive Lady : Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side. Second Jive Dude : What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap! Jive Lady : Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help! First Jive Dude : Say 'e can't hang, say seven up! Jive Lady : Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph! |
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that's it, get out of my thread!!!!!!!!!! |
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STAY IN FORMATION.........TARGET JUST AHEAD........TARGET SHOULD BE CLEAR NOW...... YOU HAVE TO DECIDE.........YOU HAVE TO DECIDE........YOU HAVE TO DECIDE.......
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"Batting for Pedro Barbosa...Manny Moto...moto...moto" |
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YOU'LL BE SWELL!! YOU'LL BE GREAT!! GONNA HAVE THE WHOLE WORLD ON A PLATE!! STARTIN' HERE, STARTING NOW!! HONEY, EVERYTHING'S COMIN' UP ROSEs....
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