C130 rolin down the strip
Airborne daddy gonna take a lil trip
Stand up hook up shuffle to the door
Jump right out and count to four
If that main don't open wide
I got another one by my side
If that one don't open too
Better look out cause I'm commin thru
Man, we are with you, don't worry. The ground is huge, you can't miss!
Do it for all us millde aged guys that missed the chance.
/Calles 82nd Airborne/
Reserve chute - "When in doubt, whip it out."