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Posted: 8/30/2008 8:24:10 PM EDT

So I got one of those little counter clicking things:

and have been counting things.

Today I counted how many times I farted.

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Posted: 8/30/2008 8:26:06 PM EDT

[#1]

You should get two of those, so you can also count how many times you queef.

Posted: 8/30/2008 8:26:25 PM EDT

[#2]

Amateur.

Posted: 8/30/2008 8:26:53 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
You should get two of those, so you can also count how many times you queef.

Whats a queef?

Posted: 8/30/2008 8:27:47 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You should get two of those, so you can also count how many times you queef.

Whats a queef?

Oh no you di'int!

Posted: 8/30/2008 8:27:48 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Amateur.

I will do better tomorrow. I ate a big pile of hummus tonight.

Posted: 8/30/2008 8:29:08 PM EDT

[#6]

I've clicked one of those things to 9999....twice. Alcohol may have been involved.

Posted: 8/30/2008 8:29:55 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Amateur.

I will do better tomorrow. I ate a big pile of hummus tonight.

I see your fart training coach has you eating the right stuff.

And remember, Beans beans, the musical fruit.......

Posted: 8/30/2008 8:30:54 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You should get two of those, so you can also count how many times you queef.

Whats a queef?

Oh no you di'int!

I'm just saying, theres no evidence of vaginal flatulence..........I think......

Posted: 8/30/2008 8:31:20 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Amateur.

I will do better tomorrow. I ate a big pile of hummus tonight.

I see your fart training coach has you eating the right stuff.

And remember, Beans beans, the musical fruit.......

My farts, they will smell like the prohphet mohammed.

Posted: 8/30/2008 8:31:35 PM EDT

[#10]

You should get two of those, so you can also count how many times you counted things.

Posted: 8/30/2008 8:31:45 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You should get two of those, so you can also count how many times you queef.

Whats a queef?

Oh no you di'int!

I'm just saying, theres no evidence of vaginal flatulence..........I think......

You didn't see the chick with the kazoo?

www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=750326

Posted: 8/30/2008 8:32:26 PM EDT

[#12]

Stroke counter?

Posted: 8/30/2008 8:33:42 PM EDT

[#13]

Posted: 8/30/2008 8:44:09 PM EDT

[#14]

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