Its been 10 years since I got one of these. This time they can spell...


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From: "SENATOR.TAWA UMBI WADA " <[email protected]>
Subject: FROM: SENATOR  TAWA  WADA  ( FUNDS  INVESTMENT )
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FROM: SENATOR TAWA UMBI WADA
PLEASE REPLY TO:[email protected]            

My name is SENATOR TAWA UMBI WADA, the chairman of the FINANCE AND APPROPRIATION
COMMITTEE in the Senate National Assembly of the Federal Republic Of  Nigeria.

I am writing you to earnestly Solicit for your
assistance in helping to receive some funds into your account for safe investment.
I got your e-mail address through an internet marketing firm while searching
for a reliable and reputable person to handle this transaction.

PROPOSITION:
We have the sum of US$29,000,000.00 (Twenty-Nine Million Dollars) that we
intend to transfer overseas through the assistance of a foreign partner.This
money came as a result of Over provision in the budget for unclaimed pension
and accident insurance.
This over provision was done by my committee, but all payments have been
made to beneficiaries leaving behind the over budgeted amount of US$29,000,000.00
which is deposited in the Nigeria Deposit Bank here in Nigeria.

I have agreed to transfer the funds overseas for my campaign funding and
other investment purposes with your help.
I am contacting you therefore, to stand in as the beneficiary to process
this fund into your custody, As soon as you consent to this I will immediately
send you title documents to the fund in your name so you can make claim for
it.

I will provide you with 30% for assisting me and 10% to be set aside for
reimbursement for any expenses that may arise during the course of concluding
the transaction.
The fund shall be transferred to you legally in accordance to all laid down
procedures governing transfer of funds,I have perfected all modalities for
the successful transfer of this money to you as the beneficiary.

Finally, I have to reassure you that this transaction is risk free and should
be kept absolutely confidential, Presently you can reach me by return mail,
you should also include your telephone numbers if any, for secured communication
between us Please send a mail to my mail box to indicate your
interest to enable me proceed with the documentation.

Thank you for your anticipated cooperation.
I await your response.
Also Note that we need to conclude this transaction before the end of next
month as we can still make payments on last years budget till this time.


Best Regards

SENATOR TAWA UMBI WADA

PLEASE REPLY TO: [email protected]
PLEASE REPLY TO: [email protected]

Dude! This is the deal of a lifetime!

http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/

Trust me, get some popcorn and read the stories.

Aw man, that's better than the deal I could have gotten on Amazon last week!

$500 shipped MoneyGram and I get a Canon Rebel XT AND a 20GB iPod

You guys have all the luck....

The name comes back thru Google as an actual Nigerian senator.  Hmmm.  forward?

Hey, EVERYONE gets the ones from Nigeria...but check out the one I just got from Zimbabwe:

From: Ndlovu Henry
Johannesburg,
South Africa

DEAR ONE,

Please don't be surprised to receive this letter from me since we do not Know
each other before now. I am Mr. Ndlovu Henry, the son of late Mr. Ndlovu Ngwema ,
a farmer in ZIMBABWE who was recently murdered in the land dispute in my country.
I got your contact through network online hence decided to write you. Before
the death of my father, he made a deposit with a Security Company, in SOUTH AFRICA.
The consignment was cleared to contain GEM STONES shipped on diplomatic cover to
avoid customs Detecting the actual contents. The actual content is the sum of US$18.4m
(eighteen million Four hundred Thousand United States Dollars) This was done when he noticed
the looming danger in Zimbabwe on land policies.
The security company does not know the actual contents of the two trunk-boxes consignment
as it was not disclosed to them for security reasons. This amount was meant for the purchase
of new Agricultural Machineries and chemicals for our Farms and establishment of new farms
in Swaziland.This land problem came when Zimbabwean President Mr. Robert Mugabe Introduced a new Land Act Reform that wholly affecting the rich white Farmers and some few black farmers alike.
This resulted to the killing and mob action by Zimbabwean war veterans and some lunatics
in the Society.
In fact a lot of people were killed because of this Land reform Act for Which my father was one
of the victims. It is against this background that, all my family members fled out of Zimbabwe
for fear of our lives. We are currently taking refuge in South Africa where we seek political
Asylum. At this point, we decided to transfer my late father's money to a more reliable foreign
account as soon as you take delivery of the Consignment. As the only son of my late father, I am saddled with the responsibility of seeking a genuine partner that could assist me without
the knowledge of my government who are bent on taking everything we have gotten.
To the best of my knowledge, the Zimbabwe government had written their counter-part in South Africa to radiate my two sisters and I to face the laws of the land. To the glory of God, the South African has not yielded to this request because International Bodies are Watching. We have been under close watch by the authority hence we Cannot travel to take delivery.
I am seeking for a partner who I have to Entrust my future and that of my family in his hands. I must let you Know that this transaction is free from risk.
If you accept to assist Us, do please contact me with this e-mail
address below to finalize all the arrangement with the security company for the delivery of the
Consignment to you.
Ndlovu Henry
E-mail: [email protected]
I will conclude all arrangements with the security company to clear the Consignment (funds).
At the conclusion of this business, you will be given 30% of the total amount, 65% will be for me and while 5% will be for ! Expenses both parties might have incurred during the process of
transferring.
Country with our share with your advice.
Thanks, GOD BLESS YOU
Yours Faithfully,
Mr.Ndlovu Henry
For: (The Family).

Seems like I'm getting one of these a day now...somewhere I've been surfing lately obviously opened up the floodgates, since I didn't start getting these until about 2 weeks ago.  

He will have the Governor and the Clique Mob dead you if you do not send him the Anus.

E-mail them a pic of the beer looter. Long lost relatives.

I usually request a personal meeting to seal the deal, With a few of my buddies waiting out back...............