Posted: 4/18/2013 3:56:11 PM EDT
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http://noneedtoapply.com/28-examples-of-questionable-parenting/ Thought these were pretty funny. I love the getting along shirt and the photo bombing dads in prom pics  |
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My favorite was the sunglasses. 1 you've grown into your homosexuality 2 you're friends with Elton John 3 you had a girl in the houseand showed her your pee pee I lost hard on that one. I actually like the we will get along shit. I might try that with my kids. |
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Used in a sentence: "My God damn kids don't know how to use the frikkin' dishwasher." 
I'm currently in a battle of wits between me and one of my kids regarding the thermostat. I say it goes no lower than 77 when it's hot, he thinks 65 is perfect. The only problem is the AC will never shut off at that temp.Time to go to Lowes and get one of those locking covers. Right now they'll hate me for it but when they get older they will understand. |
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Quoted: Dish-wash-er Used in a sentence: "My God damn kids don't know how to use the frikkin' dishwasher." I'm currently in a battle of wits between me and one of my kids regarding the thermostat. I say it goes no lower than 77 when it's hot, he thinks 65 is perfect. The only problem is the AC will never shut off at that temp.Time to go to Lowes and get one of those locking covers. Right now they'll hate me for it but when they get older they will understand. 77? You monster!  |
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Beets by dre , Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Be careful what you ask for and all that  I don't get it. "beats by Dre" high priced headphones beets=a root vegetable........ Translation, a parent didn't want to spend big $$ on a pair of headphones |
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Dish-wash-er Used in a sentence: "My God damn kids don't know how to use the frikkin' dishwasher."
I'm currently in a battle of wits between me and one of my kids regarding the thermostat. I say it goes no lower than 77 when it's hot, he thinks 65 is perfect. The only problem is the AC will never shut off at that temp.Time to go to Lowes and get one of those locking covers. Right now they'll hate me for it but when they get older they will understand. doesnt work that way.. rather pay a little more electricity and be comfortable than be miserable.. |
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Dish-wash-er Used in a sentence: "My God damn kids don't know how to use the frikkin' dishwasher."
I'm currently in a battle of wits between me and one of my kids regarding the thermostat. I say it goes no lower than 77 when it's hot, he thinks 65 is perfect. The only problem is the AC will never shut off at that temp.Time to go to Lowes and get one of those locking covers. Right now they'll hate me for it but when they get older they will understand. doesnt work that way.. rather pay a little more electricity and be comfortable than be miserable.. No shit......hey guys I saved $123 last year. Was miserable in my own home, sweated my balls off and had chronic swamp ass but damit I saved money! If you are truly comfortable at that temp god bless you. Otherwise, saving money and being miserable in your own home is nonsense. |
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Dish-wash-er Used in a sentence: "My God damn kids don't know how to use the frikkin' dishwasher."
I'm currently in a battle of wits between me and one of my kids regarding the thermostat. I say it goes no lower than 77 when it's hot, he thinks 65 is perfect. The only problem is the AC will never shut off at that temp.Time to go to Lowes and get one of those locking covers. Right now they'll hate me for it but when they get older they will understand. doesnt work that way.. rather pay a little more electricity and be comfortable than be miserable.. No shit......hey guys I saved $123 last year. Was miserable in my own home, sweated my balls off and had chronic swamp ass but damit I saved money! If you are truly comfortable at that temp god bless you. Otherwise, saving money and being miserable in your own home is nonsense. 77 at my house during the summer, it is not uncomfortable. I tried 78 and that was uncomfortable but 77 is good 76 is too cold. the difference between 77 and 65 in my home would be close to $300 a month |
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I'd bet money, he asked for "beets by dre" and got exactly what he asked for.
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Beets by dre , Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Be careful what you ask for and all that I don't get it. "beats by Dre" high priced headphones beets=a root vegetable........ Translation, a parent didn't want to spend big $$ on a pair of headphones |
 HOly shit that is awesome. I had no idea they actually read that stuff |