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Posted: 1/3/2003 6:19:22 PM EDT

Yes, its been around forever, but I havent seen it posted anywhere for a while. [:D]
Some very funny shinizt if you were ever in the .mil

Link Posted: 1/3/2003 6:41:06 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/3/2003 6:44:08 PM EDT
My father (he's due to retire from the ANG in 11 months) and my brother (now serving on a submarine) will bust a gut with this.

Hell, I did, and I'm not even in, or former, military.

I *loved* rules 145 and 146. I'll have to try that, just to see. [;D]
Link Posted: 1/3/2003 6:52:07 PM EDT
That is funny.

When operating a military vehicle I may *not* attempt something 'I saw in a cartoon'

Every one of my soldiers have done this at one time or another, to tell the truth, I have also.  We deployed to Ft. Bliss for training and they told us we could not destroy the Yucca plants...Worst thing they could have done, those plants explode when you hit them at 50 m.p.h. with a Hummer, 1008, or 1009.
Link Posted: 1/3/2003 6:55:44 PM EDT
Ya just cant have fun in the Army anymore...
Link Posted: 1/3/2003 6:56:13 PM EDT
Holy fuck, that's funny....

I'm gonna have to try some of that.

Link Posted: 1/3/2003 7:01:08 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/3/2003 7:06:59 PM EDT
Some of these make me think that "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" was created just for Spc. Schwarz.
Link Posted: 1/3/2003 9:32:39 PM EDT
The funny thing is that it sounds like someone wrote each rule, because they found the need to.  This Skippy must be quite a character.z
Link Posted: 1/3/2003 10:15:09 PM EDT
The worst thing about reading that list is that I know all the people who the rules are talking about. Its the life and times of PSYOP in alot of cases
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 2:58:34 AM EDT
I think SPC Schwarz is a woman.  I could be wrong, but I don't think so.
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 4:29:38 AM EDT
I may not line my helmet with tin foil to ‘Block out the space mind control lasers'.
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Damn, I never thought of that!
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