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Posted: 12/18/2002 11:15:44 AM EST
[img]http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid42/p7461add833524ba34f21ba19562d04d6/fceafc92.jpg[/img] May I introduce to you the first installment of the "Dinner Guest!" Tonight, joining us for 2 Chicago dogs (no sports) flanked by an M8A1 Bayonet and a H&K Mk 23 SOCOM; refreshed with a diet MD is none other than: Salma Hayak - Mmmmmmm.
Link Posted: 12/18/2002 11:30:33 AM EST
Don't get any ketchup on your Wiener!
Link Posted: 12/18/2002 11:49:29 AM EST
Those Chicago dogs look like they came out the wrong end of a Chicago dog.
Link Posted: 12/18/2002 11:53:06 AM EST
[homer simpson] mmmmmmm Salma Hayak mmmmmmm [/homer simpson]
Link Posted: 12/18/2002 11:55:07 AM EST
[homer simpson]mmmmmmmm......MK23...[/homer simpson]
Link Posted: 12/18/2002 12:10:41 PM EST
[homer simpson] mmmmmmm Mountain Dew mmmmmmm [/homer simpson]
Link Posted: 12/18/2002 12:31:28 PM EST
They look perfectly authentic, yet I would opt for 2 sports per dog, sliced lengthwise. Oh, and a Benchmade 2550, Sig P220 and Salma Hayak......... :)
Link Posted: 12/18/2002 2:11:52 PM EST
Diet MD? What, do you drink it for the taste? BTW is Salma Hayak low fat?
Link Posted: 12/18/2002 11:56:45 PM EST
Excellent bloody movie!
Link Posted: 12/19/2002 12:08:38 AM EST
Originally Posted By ProfessorEvil: Those Chicago dogs look like they came out the wrong end of a Chicago dog.
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Now that's funny! NTF!
Link Posted: 12/19/2002 12:56:17 AM EST
Link Posted: 12/19/2002 1:32:36 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/19/2002 1:33:58 AM EST by sherrick13]
Link Posted: 12/19/2002 2:57:08 AM EST
Poll: Given the choice of the gun or an evening of love with Selma, which would you take?
Link Posted: 12/19/2002 3:00:44 AM EST
Link Posted: 12/19/2002 9:42:20 AM EST
I'm sorry, I'd gladly give my gun and left arm for an evening with Salma - I can always get a prothesis and another Mk 23. But I may never get a chance with Salma
Link Posted: 12/19/2002 10:34:11 AM EST
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