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Posted: 4/2/2007 2:46:32 PM EDT

Posted: 4/2/2007 2:50:13 PM EDT

[#1]

wow, all i had was english class. sorry about that but +1 for helping the vet out

Posted: 4/2/2007 2:51:00 PM EDT

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Damn. First of all my "special" (meaning he's fourteen with the intelligence of a four year old) education JROTC augmentee gets his pecker caught in his zipper during first period, he's in the latrine squalling like a, a, well, a mentally handicapped fourteen year old with his pecker caught in his zipper, "Thargent G, Thargent G, Halp Halp Halp It wwwwwon't come out! Thargent!" When I finally got him still - he'd been dancing like jello on the gastank of an idling flathead harley- I got two guys to hold him against the wall and took a close look, he had about two inches of skin completely zipped in, I said Art, (was going to say this is gonna hurt but hell he wouldn't understand anyway), so I grabbed the crotch of his pants with one hand, used my leatherman to get a tight hold on the zipper, nodded for the two guys to press him against the wall and jerked like hell. Te screamed "Thargent Thargent Thargent" several times and squealed then settled down when it was loose. I sent him to the school nurse. Poor kid. Bet I made her day.
Then, I got word we had five new visiting students from Vietnam. Since I had been there would I please greet them and make them feel at home? Could I still speak any Vietnamese? Yeah. Something like stop or I'll shoot? GI numbah ten? Boom Boom sister? Shit. Really, they were sweet kids though. They speak absoultely no English. I'm going to link them up with Art. Wonder how long it will take them to figure out he's retarded?

Note: I pulled this earlier. Yup I'm sensitive about the dick thing. I help a neighbor's 23 year old son three days a week. He lost both arms at the elbow in Iraq. I bathe him, wipe his ass, and catherize him. It was hard for me until I saw him crying. Its still hard for me but I can't show it, I'd appreciate it if you'd let that go. If not then I guess I need to. Just want to have alittle fun, that's all.

God bless you, man.

Posted: 4/2/2007 2:51:27 PM EDT

[#3]

Yep, sounds like a hell of a day at work!!

Posted: 4/2/2007 2:55:46 PM EDT

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WE'VE GOT A BLEEDER!

Posted: 4/2/2007 3:10:05 PM EDT

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