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Posted: 2/15/2014 12:25:14 AM EDT
Would you buy up every tom cruise movie and look for cryptic messages like the davinchi code?
Would you hide in a closet with R. Kelly? |
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I'd continue my life. I quit worrying about anyone else's truths a while ago.
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But did you know that the cure is called "turn the computer off?" View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Drunk posting, I see. What's worse is I don't think OP is drunk. I think OP is serious. Insomnia ![]() But did you know that the cure is called "turn the computer off?" 3 hours of starring at the ceiling did not work. Left me plenty of time to ponder important questions like these. |
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Quoted: Are you sure I cant interest you in a free test of your feetons? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I'd continue my life. I quit worrying about anyone else's truths a while ago. Are you sure I cant interest you in a free test of your feetons? My friend's girlfriend is a Blue Shirt. Her hot MILF is a Blue Shirt. One of our employees is a Blue Shirt. I never accept beverages from any of them. |
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My friend's girlfriend is a Blue Shirt. Her hot MILF is a Blue Shirt. One of our employees is a Blue Shirt. I never accept beverages from any of them. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I'd continue my life. I quit worrying about anyone else's truths a while ago. Are you sure I cant interest you in a free test of your feetons? My friend's girlfriend is a Blue Shirt. Her hot MILF is a Blue Shirt. One of our employees is a Blue Shirt. I never accept beverages from any of them. What happened to all the red shirts? |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I'd continue my life. I quit worrying about anyone else's truths a while ago. Are you sure I cant interest you in a free test of your feetons? My friend's girlfriend is a Blue Shirt. Her hot MILF is a Blue Shirt. One of our employees is a Blue Shirt. I never accept beverages from any of them. What happened to all the red shirts? I wear red shirts. Will I die? And what will happen after that? |
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Well its just about as likely as the rest of them.
I'd probably keep paying my bills and go about my life. |
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Does it require faith?
I read Dianetics like 30 years ago. The dude was crazy as a shit house rat. He railed against psychiatrists (mainly because of frontal lobotomy--which okay is rather crude), then explained a method of removing engrams from peoples minds, which sounded exactly like what psychoanalysis did. You had to be cleared by clear, which I assume stated with him. I never could figure out what was so different than psychoanalysis. I guess the faith part comes from believing it will "work." |
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Seven billion people on this planet, and as I see it, seven billion versions of THE ONE TRUE FAITH.
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Meh, it has about as good a chance at panning-out as the rest of them.
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It wouldn't. Didn't create the universe.
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Would you buy up every tom cruise movie and look for cryptic messages like the davinchi code? Would you hide in a closet with R. Kelly? View Quote I'd laugh maniacally that 757's are spaceships. Honestly, when L Ron Hubbard was the guy, Scientology wasn't nearly as fucking weird and cultish. Now that David Miscavige is at the helm, that fucking cult is genuinely scary. |
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I would have Laura Prepon clear me of both thetans and ejaculate.
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are you telling me it's less likely to be true than any other?
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OP, you are using the internet in direct violation of the rules of the Church of $centiology. Please report to your local auditing center with the contents of your bank account. Punishment will be delivered via the SeaOrg and a 1000 years of servitude.
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Massive troll dorkism...! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v235/VonErnst/3684deb5-2683-47b4-8dde-1e7244739395_zps697b092c.jpg View Quote But no where near as cool and pimp as 4 nunchucks, a pair of tonfa, 2 shitty paki blades, and sub 200 bucks cash. |
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I would have a Clambake.
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The standard sheepletologists are bathsit enough..
What really fucks with my head is the seaorg minions. (CULT ALERT) and hearing of thier punishments. I do remember hearing an iterview on coast to coast, one of the few with noory I listened to about a guy who escaped and some of the scary shit. Think FLDS (warren jeffs crew) only a ton more scary and far reaching. |
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Probably shit myself and go blind.
If that's the future of the universe it can go get fucked. |
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