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Posted: 4/22/2016 5:03:16 PM EDT

Eugene police said they recovered a monkey from an out-of-town prostitute, after an exotic animal pet store owner gave it to the woman as a tip for her services.







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Your move, Florida.
 
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 5:05:44 PM EDT


I cant believe she accepted a monkey
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 5:07:01 PM EDT
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I cant believe she accepted a monkey
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Maybe she was thinking of subcontracting it out for basic services?
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 5:07:30 PM EDT
Beats spanking it.....
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 5:07:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/22/2016 5:07:47 PM EDT by Sajer]
double
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 5:08:00 PM EDT
So does that make it a fuck monkey?
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 5:09:43 PM EDT
Clyde ?
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 5:10:32 PM EDT
That's a lot of monkey business
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 5:10:48 PM EDT
In London a"Monkey" means £500... a pretty generous tip
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 5:29:00 PM EDT
"The monkey, named Gooey, was recovered by police after officers located the woman involved in an area hotel."  
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 7:58:52 PM EDT
I wonder if the monkey can fuck a football.


Link Posted: 4/22/2016 8:44:31 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By alpca1541:
"The monkey, named Gooey, was recovered by police after officers located the woman involved in an area hotel."  
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Link Posted: 4/22/2016 8:46:31 PM EDT
Ya can't make shit like this up...
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 8:55:36 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Red_Label:


Maybe she was thinking of subcontracting it out for basic services?
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Originally Posted By Red_Label:
Originally Posted By chase45:


I cant believe she accepted a monkey


Maybe she was thinking of subcontracting it out for basic services?


I've seen a monkey peel a Banana, I want nothing to do with that.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 8:58:27 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Thuban:
Ya can't make shit like this up...
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I don't know how The Onion stays in business.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 9:35:39 PM EDT
Hey, would you like to buy a monkey?
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 9:38:03 PM EDT
So cliche.   If I had a nickel for every time a monkey was given as payment for sex....
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 9:40:46 PM EDT
"Well, this should be good!"
<opens thread>
"Uh oh, maybe there's a Eugene in another state..."
<clicks link>
"No, I don't know what else I could have expected"
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 9:41:10 PM EDT
Did the monkey wait and watch?
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 9:42:11 PM EDT
Originally Posted By frogwater:
Eugene police said they recovered a monkey from an out-of-town prostitute, after an exotic animal pet store owner gave it to the woman as a tip for her services.


Story here.


Your move, Florida.  
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Give us a day, I'm sure we'll do something incredibly stupid.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 9:42:57 PM EDT

Link Posted: 4/22/2016 9:50:44 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Thuban:
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Meth, stolen Girl Scout cookie money, porn, a hooker and a monkey, He's gonna have some stories to tell his grandkids.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 9:52:55 PM EDT

Maybe its a particularly attractive monkey -- who's to say ?  
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