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Posted: 5/1/2011 12:23:05 PM EST
That her pants had shrunk, I replied no, her ass got bigger.



She is still not talking to me!



T
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 12:23:58 PM EST
[#1]
Well, no wonder.....If I was talked to like that I'd not speak either
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 12:23:58 PM EST
[#2]
You dun goofed

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Link Posted: 5/1/2011 12:23:59 PM EST
[#3]
The rules. You must abide by them.
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 12:28:01 PM EST
[#4]
I am here to make sure all goes by the rules
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 12:28:54 PM EST
[#5]
My woman gets mad when I mess with her chin and say "gobble gobble gobble".

Link Posted: 5/1/2011 12:29:08 PM EST
[#6]
Reminds me of a buddy whose wife asked if a pair of jeans made her butt look big.

He told her no, her butt made her butt look big.

Sorry bro.
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 12:29:30 PM EST
[#7]
Quoted:
Well, no wonder.....If I was talked to like that I'd not speak either


your ass is huge
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 12:30:11 PM EST
[#8]
Might want to go back to cleaning that desk of yours. You'll be there for a while.
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 12:30:45 PM EST
[#9]



Quoted:


Well, no wonder.....If I was talked to like that I'd not speak either


wife is preggers......very very very preggers



 
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 12:30:56 PM EST
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Link Posted: 5/1/2011 12:31:12 PM EST
[#11]



Quoted:


My woman gets mad when I mess with her chin and say "gobble gobble gobble".





I lol'd

 
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 12:38:47 PM EST
[#12]
baby, you huge

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Link Posted: 5/1/2011 12:39:08 PM EST
[#13]
Quoted:
Well, no wonder.....If I was talked to like that I'd not speak either


Don't ask the question if you don't want to hear the true answer.
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 12:48:21 PM EST
[#14]
Just say "It's OK though baby, I like big girls!"
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 1:02:41 PM EST
[#15]



Quoted:


Well, no wonder.....If I was talked to like that I'd not speak either






 
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 1:07:11 PM EST
[#16]
Proper reply would have been, "It's this damn humidity! I guess you should go shopping."
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 1:09:33 PM EST
[#17]
This is a trap/trick question, there is no right answer.
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 1:16:51 PM EST
[#18]


not bad will see how long the headache will last
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 1:19:12 PM EST
[#19]
What's the old saying ... "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes"

Link Posted: 5/1/2011 1:21:59 PM EST
[#20]
Quoted:
That her pants had shrunk, I replied no, her ass got bigger.

She is still not talking to me!


So, win?
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 1:24:18 PM EST
[#21]
Quoted:
My woman gets mad when I mess with her chin and say "gobble gobble gobble".



The timing of which corresponds to the last time you got laid.
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 1:25:32 PM EST
[#22]
Tell her sorry babe do I still get sex tonight and tell us her reply
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 1:25:52 PM EST
[#23]
pics of wife?  
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 1:26:09 PM EST
[#24]
Sometimes not talking to you isn't a bad thing !
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 1:41:09 PM EST
[#25]
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 1:41:57 PM EST
[#26]



Quoted:


That her pants had shrunk, I replied no, her ass got bigger.



She is still not talking to me!



T


I'm at my best in the morning, too.



 
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 1:44:02 PM EST
[#27]
Quoted:
Quoted:
That her pants had shrunk, I replied no, her ass got bigger.

She is still not talking to me!


So, win?


this
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 1:46:37 PM EST
[#28]
Mine got pissed when she said  that we can't have sex because she is on her period. I simply toldl her, " Well, your mouth ain't bleeding...Yet."
That never goes over well.
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 1:49:45 PM EST
[#29]
You think you're in the doghouse?

My wife was opening a new pack of panties this morning when I opened my mouth and asked.....









"YOU BOUGHT NEW BEDSHEETS?"
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 1:50:16 PM EST
[#30]
You found the secret to peace and quiet?!

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Link Posted: 5/1/2011 1:51:34 PM EST
[#31]
You didn't say 'screendoor, hurricane, drumset' to her?

1 day Man Card suspension.
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 1:51:55 PM EST
[#32]



Quoted:



"YOU BOUGHT NEW BEDSHEETS?"


I laughed.



 
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 1:52:36 PM EST
[#33]
Quoted:
baby, you huge

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If it works for Moto Moto...
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 1:56:53 PM EST
[#34]
Not surprised she isn't talking to you.
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 2:52:59 PM EST
[#35]
Why is it women always say they want men to be honest with them, then get pissed when they get told the truth?
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 2:54:14 PM EST
[#36]
Amateur.
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 2:57:11 PM EST
[#37]



Quoted:


Why is it women always say they want men to be honest with them, then get pissed when they get told the truth?


Because they still want men to use tact.



 
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 2:57:37 PM EST
[#38]



Quoted:


Why is it women always say they want men to be honest with them, then get pissed when they get told the truth?


If you answer that question honestly, you will be called a misogynist!



 
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 2:58:54 PM EST
[#39]



Quoted:


You think you're in the doghouse?



My wife was opening a new pack of panties this morning when I opened my mouth and asked.....
"YOU BOUGHT NEW BEDSHEETS?"


my wife snickered.....I loled



 
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 2:59:22 PM EST
[#40]
So...she can't get into her pants?

...and now you can't get into them either?



Have I got this right?
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 3:00:10 PM EST
[#41]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Well, no wonder.....If I was talked to like that I'd not speak either

wife is preggers......very very very preggers
 


Way to kick someone when they're down. Good Job!
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 3:00:11 PM EST
[#42]
Quoted:
So...she can't get into her pants?

...and now you can't get into them either?



Have I got this right?




Clever.
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 3:00:42 PM EST
[#43]
No pie for you
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 3:01:41 PM EST
[#44]
We need pics of your wife's ass to verify.
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 3:37:42 PM EST
[#45]
Offer to fuck her until she is in a good mood. Chicks love that.
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 3:45:18 PM EST
[#46]


Link Posted: 5/1/2011 3:55:12 PM EST
[#47]
Quoted:
Quoted:

Quoted:
Well, no wonder.....If I was talked to like that I'd not speak either

wife is preggers......very very very preggers
 


Way to kick someone when they're down. Good Job!


I believe she is up.... as in knocked up.

RR
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 3:59:02 PM EST
[#48]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Why is it women always say they want men to be honest with them, then get pissed when they get told the truth?

Because they still want men to use tact.
 



Seriously, if you just want to be lied to, don't even fucking ask.
Link Posted: 5/1/2011 4:18:06 PM EST
[#49]
If you're wife is already pissed, there is no excuse for evading GD Rule 87.69-3.14 now is there?

 
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