No, not Steve Austin, the Six Million Dollar Man, and no, not Austin 3:16, the wrestler guy.
I got mail from the Department of Public Safety, and all it had in it was my [b][size=6]CHL![/size=6][/b]
I'm thinking about Xeroxing it, with key areas blacked out, and sending a copy to Ms. Feinstein, Ms. Boxer and Gray Davis, along with a letter informing them that, thanks to their hostility toward and disdain for my God-given right to defend my family and myself, I have moved to Texas, bringing with me my family's substantial taxable income.
Semper Fidelis
Jarhead out.