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Posted: 7/18/2010 7:55:37 PM EDT
Guys,

Decades ago, I used to participate in the following type of discussion:

"Ok, if you could have any hot chick from anywhere or from any time in history to be your sex slave, who would you pick?"

Apparently I have not come far in life because I still want to have this discussion with all of you! No, I do not live in my mother's or grandmother's basement. Just trying to have a little fun.

Let's loosen things up a bit and allow a short list. I started off thinking of three chick picks, but then I realized that since this is all made up, f#ck it!

How about five per list?

In no particular order, here are my five:

Salma Hayek beamed in from the 1996 set of the film From Dusk Till Dawn.

Liz Hurley from around 1997.

Halle Berry from any time in the last 20 years!

Raquel Welch from the mid to late 1960s.

Ava Gardner from any time in the 1940s or 1950s.

I've got a thing for brunettes.

Honorable mention goes to:

Liz Taylor from the 1940s & 1950s, Ann Margaret from the 1960s, Stella Stevens from the 1960s, Julie Newmar from the 1960s, Linda Carter from the late 1970s, Jill St. John from the 1960s and early 1970s, Catherine Deneuve from the 1960s, Pam Grier from the early 1970s, Kelly Lebrock from the 1980s, and of course, Marilyn Monroe from the late 1940s through the 1950s.
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 7:56:20 PM EDT
[#1]
pics
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 7:56:59 PM EDT
[#2]
Wow, history much?
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 7:57:28 PM EDT
[#3]
Cleopatra? General consensus was she was pretty damn hot

probly had pointy knees or something though

Link Posted: 7/18/2010 7:57:52 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
Wow, history much?


Hey, it's late....I'm bored.....so what?
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 7:58:38 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
Cleopatra? General consensus was she was pretty damn hot

probly had pointy knees or something though



this
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 8:00:54 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Cleopatra? General consensus was she was pretty damn hot

probly had pointy knees or something though



this


Meh,I'd hit it.
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 8:04:32 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Cleopatra? General consensus was she was pretty damn hot

probly had pointy knees or something though



this


Meh,I'd hit it.


I think the deal with her was that she wore lipstick......which, supposedly, was what prostitutes used to advertise the fact that they smoked meat. So, I guess she was fairly hookerish. Cool.
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 8:05:37 PM EDT
[#8]
Most of which you post have curves, and I love women with curves.
You ask a kid what he likes is much different then a man.
A man will walk away from violence, but walk away with the better women.
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 8:07:29 PM EDT
[#9]
Penelope Cruz





Link Posted: 7/18/2010 8:09:48 PM EDT
[#10]
Kathy Ireland- Mid 90's straight off the cover of the swimsuit special.


ETA: I just watched Fort Apache the other night and I have to say Shirley Temple, in 1947 at age 20 was very cute/hot in a Taylor Swift kind of way.
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 8:10:05 PM EDT
[#11]
I wish I Could Fuck Every Girl in the World- Every Girl
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 8:12:16 PM EDT
[#12]
Anne Boleyn

Some people don't realize there was history before 1900 it seems.
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 8:13:42 PM EDT
[#13]






Link Posted: 7/18/2010 8:13:53 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Most of which you post have curves, and I love women with curves.
You ask a kid what he likes is much different then a man.
A man will walk away from violence, but walk away with the better women.


Yup.  Nothing special about the women listed above that you can't find in your AO, e.g., at your local college, shopping at your local Target / grocery store, at work, at home , etc...

I've come to realize this "super hot chick, supermodel, movie-star sex-symbol" stuff is mainly a bunch of BS...

My $0.02  


ETA:  aw hell... my vote:  Raquel Welch from the mid to late 1960s.   2nd place goes to Marilyn Monroe from the late 1940s through the 1950s.  
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 8:13:57 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Anne Boleyn

Some people don't realize there was history before 1900 it seems.


Well, I go by photographic evidence of hotness. Hotness must be confirmed before the time machine gets switched on.
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 8:15:16 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Most of which you post have curves, and I love women with curves.
You ask a kid what he likes is much different then a man.
A man will walk away from violence, but walk away with the better women.


Yup.  Nothing special about the women listed above that you can't find in your AO, e.g., at your local college, shopping at your local Target / grocery store, at work, at home , etc...

I've come to realize this "super hot chick, supermodel, movie-star sex-symbol" stuff is mainly a bunch of BS...

My $0.02  


Dude, you're harshing my mellow.
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 8:15:43 PM EDT
[#17]
Salma Hayek - Dogma - 1999 - Serendipity





Veronica Lake - I married a Witch - 1942 - Jennifer





Katherine Hepburn - Bringing up Baby 1938 - Susan





Kathleen Turner  - Body Heat - 1981 - Matty






 
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 8:16:20 PM EDT
[#18]
Hot chick: girl from Estonia I met last week

Time in history: now

Where: here

Link Posted: 7/18/2010 8:17:18 PM EDT
[#19]
The most unusual one I can think of is Lucille Ball when she was young. She was fucking hot as hell.
I would also go for Jessica Lange in 1976.
Oh, and Mary Anne.



Ah, and the dancer Cyd Charisse.
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 8:17:34 PM EDT
[#20]
Just give me Barbara Stanwyck circa 1930's  ........



..... then follow her up with a little Lillian Gish ....


.......and for desert how about some Grace Kelly.......
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 8:19:21 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Salma Hayek - Dogma - 1999 - Serendipity

Veronica Lake - I married a Witch - 1942 - Jennifer

Katherine Hepburn - Bringing up Baby 1938 - Susan

Kathleen Turner  - Body Heat - 1981 - Matty

 


Yes, I wanted to put her on my honorable mention list.
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 8:19:30 PM EDT
[#22]
Kate Beckinsale.
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 8:20:15 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
The most unusual one I can think of is Lucille Ball when she was young. She was fucking hot as hell.

I would also go for Jessica Lange in 1976.

Oh, and Mary Anne.  


Excellent call, sir. I remember that King Kong remake!
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 8:20:56 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Kate Beckinsale.


Damn it, I forgot about Kate!!!
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 8:24:57 PM EDT
[#25]
most of yall are just naming girls from the last 30 years at best

Link Posted: 7/18/2010 8:26:17 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Guys,

Decades ago, I used to participate in the following type of discussion:

"Ok, if you could have any hot chick from anywhere or from any time in history to be your sex slave, who would you pick?"

Apparently I have not come far in life because I still want to have this discussion with all of you! No, I do not live in my mother's or grandmother's basement. Just trying to have a little fun.

Let's loosen things up a bit and allow a short list. I started off thinking of three chick picks, but then I realized that since this is all made up, f#ck it!

How about five per list?

In no particular order, here are my five:

Salma Hayek beamed in from the 1996 set of the film From Dusk Till Dawn.

Liz Hurley from around 1997.

Halle Berry from any time in the last 20 years!

Raquel Welch from the mid to late 1960s.

Ava Gardner from any time in the 1940s or 1950s.

I've got a thing for brunettes.

Honorable mention goes to:

Liz Taylor from the 1940s & 1950s, Ann Margaret from the 1960s, Stella Stevens from the 1960s, Julie Newmar from the 1960s, Linda Carter from the late 1970s, Jill St. John from the 1960s and early 1970s, Catherine Deneuve from the 1960s, Pam Grier from the early 1970s, Kelly Lebrock from the 1980s, and of course, Marilyn Monroe from the late 1940s through the 1950s.


No Ingrid Bergman=fail
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 8:26:49 PM EDT
[#27]



Quoted:



Quoted:

The most unusual one I can think of is Lucille Ball when she was young. She was fucking hot as hell.



I would also go for Jessica Lange in 1976.



Oh, and Mary Anne.  




Excellent call, sir. I remember that King Kong remake!


Yep exactly. She was my favorite of the all the Kong ladies.



 
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 8:30:13 PM EDT
[#28]



Quoted:





Quoted:


Quoted:

The most unusual one I can think of is Lucille Ball when she was young. She was fucking hot as hell.



I would also go for Jessica Lange in 1976.



Oh, and Mary Anne.  




Excellent call, sir. I remember that King Kong remake!


Yep exactly. She was my favorite of the all the Kong ladies.

 


i know wht ur going for with that statement, but referring to a woman with just kong instead of king kong just sounds so wrong.



 
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 8:34:07 PM EDT
[#29]
Eve?  She was the hottest woman on the planet, bar none, at one point.
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 8:35:16 PM EDT
[#30]
Have to add Monroe and Traci Lords to make this thread official.
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 8:41:59 PM EDT
[#31]
Barbara Eden, first season of I Dream of Jeannie.
I've read that Cleopatra was not conventionally beautiful.  She had a certain way about her that enchanted men.
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 8:47:46 PM EDT
[#32]
Needs more Audrey Hepburn and Grace Kelly.





Link Posted: 7/18/2010 8:49:37 PM EDT
[#33]



Quoted:


Eve?  She was the hottest woman on the planet, bar none, at one point.
I hear that Lilith had her beat.







 
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 8:51:57 PM EDT
[#34]
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 9:13:45 PM EDT
[#35]
the most gorgeous are nameless porn actors

that bing commercial with jaun carlos and maid and other dude and other gal

those 2 gals are the ideal

i want curved sexican gals

all of them


ill lick their butthole, spit in them, then bore them 60 over

and then proclaim victory

wrapped a lil bit tight they tell me for the methamphetamine but god dammit id nail them anyway
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 9:34:42 PM EDT
[#36]
I want Maire Curie

I like a bitch that glows in the dark
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 9:40:36 PM EDT
[#37]



Quoted:


Barbara Eden, first season of I Dream of Jeannie.

I've read that Cleopatra was not conventionally beautiful.  She had a certain way about her that enchanted men.


Nefertiti was supposedly a hottie. Either that or just easy. Either way its all good.



 
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 9:45:35 PM EDT
[#38]
In the movie Shawshank Redemption, the inmates were watching an old black and white movie with Rita Heyworth in it.  She looked pretty hot!
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 9:46:16 PM EDT
[#39]
Well, Helen of Troy was apparently so beautiful her love triangle ended up a massive war...
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 9:46:26 PM EDT
[#40]
Trust Slipshot to say something completely inappropriate and hilarious.

I don't have to look that far back in history for what I think are the desirable women to walk the earth:

Olivia Wilde
Summer Glau (with or without automatic weapons, but I'd prefer with)
Avril Lavigne
Stoya Doll

Sorry guys, the grand ol' heavyweights don't do nothin' for me.
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 10:23:45 PM EDT
[#41]
No Veronica Lake?
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 10:38:55 PM EDT
[#42]
marie antoinette
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 10:48:33 PM EDT
[#43]
Google image search Audrey Hepburn nude, click first pick.
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 10:54:01 PM EDT
[#44]
And where, prey-tell, is Betty Grable, Grace Kelly, Ginger Rogers, Barbra Stanwick, and the original Bombshell... Jean Harlow? Pre-code FTMFW!!!
 



Oh, and Hedy Lamarr, (do teh Google Image search for her... ) and Grace Kelly, and Ingred Bergman, and Virginia Mayo, and Priscilla Lane, and Ann Sheridan, and too many more to list...
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 4:09:29 AM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
...Hedy Lamarr, (do teh Google Image search for her...
...[/div][/div]

That's Hedley!  



But I think French newscaster Melissa Theuriau may be the most beautiful woman I've ever seen:

Link Posted: 7/19/2010 4:15:18 AM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
I wish I Could Fuck Every Girl in the World- Every Girl


what the hell was that

Link Posted: 7/19/2010 4:21:33 AM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
Guys,

Decades ago, I used to participate in the following type of discussion:

"Ok, if you could have any hot chick from anywhere or from any time in history to be your sex slave, who would you pick?"

Apparently I have not come far in life because I still want to have this discussion with all of you! No, I do not live in my mother's or grandmother's basement. Just trying to have a little fun.

Let's loosen things up a bit and allow a short list. I started off thinking of three chick picks, but then I realized that since this is all made up, f#ck it!

How about five per list?

In no particular order, here are my five:

Salma Hayek beamed in from the 1996 set of the film From Dusk Till Dawn.

Liz Hurley from around 1997.

Halle Berry from any time in the last 20 years!

Raquel Welch from the mid to late 1960s.

Ava Gardner from any time in the 1940s or 1950s.

I've got a thing for brunettes.

Honorable mention goes to:

Liz Taylor from the 1940s & 1950s, Ann Margaret from the 1960s, Stella Stevens from the 1960s, Julie Newmar from the 1960s, Linda Carter from the late 1970s, Jill St. John from the 1960s and early 1970s, Catherine Deneuve from the 1960s, Pam Grier from the early 1970s, Kelly Lebrock from the 1980s, and of course, Marilyn Monroe from the late 1940s through the 1950s.


Barbara Eden http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0Kvqh0VQHg
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 4:28:52 AM EDT
[#48]
I'll take Eve from the Garden of Eden.
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 4:30:41 AM EDT
[#49]
Five, huh?


Tori Welles

Michelle Pfeiffer

Holly Marie Combs

Brooke Langton

Teresa Hill

Now, what I would do with them....well, that's our secret.
__________________________________________
("Fifteen, huh?"––Han Solo, (wtte), "Star Wars")
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 4:42:05 AM EDT
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