You have thousands of rounds of ammo, yet none of it is designated as your "SHTF stash".
You have not pimped your AR(s) to within an inch of its life with "tactical" add-ons.
You've never inquired about the wounding potential of (insert caliber here) ammo.
You think no AR manufacturer is really that much better or worse than the next.
You've never said "+1" to indicate that you agree with a previous post.
You feel you have enough AR15 (insert item here) to last a lifetime.
You've been admonished or ridiculed here for buying/using (insert brand) products.
You're not secretly looking forward to using Omega Man tactics when "TEOTWAWKI" comes.
You never got pissed off because someone said (insert brand) sucks.
You feel smug having the most bone-stock, totally unmodified AR15 at the range.
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