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Posted: 3/28/2003 11:19:15 AM EDT

Do you have an outfit picked out?
(I can't get into GD Forum, so I'd thought I'd post this here

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Posted: 3/28/2003 11:32:42 AM EDT

[#1]

My military friend, don't take this the wrong way, I went brain dead.

Do I have an outfit picked out for SHTF?

You mean like a bug out bag, military unit to join or what clothing I'm going to wear for the occasion? [8D]

Posted: 3/28/2003 11:44:03 AM EDT

[#2]

I've got an Evel Knievel suit with sequins and a cape, that I only wear on special occasions.
I've got a matching helmet if it gets really bad.

Posted: 3/28/2003 11:49:11 AM EDT

[#3]

[img]http://celica.net/ubb/confused.gif[/img]

Posted: 3/28/2003 11:50:10 AM EDT

[#4]

My roll of tinfoil is handy. I think I can whip something up with it pretty quick. [;)]

Posted: 3/28/2003 12:08:14 PM EDT

[#5]

YEAH , 6'2 RABBIT COSTUME!!![ROLLEYES]

Posted: 3/28/2003 12:22:42 PM EDT

[#6]

I haven't decided between the dinner jacket or tails. I have a copy of my speech in both.

The 6'2" Bunny suite is a consideration I haven't though about before but interesting. Can't have 2 at the same party in the same outfit, though, unless its MarPat of course.

Posted: 3/28/2003 12:33:47 PM EDT

[#7]

I have a stunning black sequin evening gown. It's split up the leg for that extra tactical look. Matching purse/BOB and 6" pumps.

Posted: 3/28/2003 12:37:18 PM EDT

[#8]

First I'm gonna layer up in that super-cool MARPAT, then put on my MOPP 4 full body condom, and then seal myself up in my undergroup nuke shelter and make up stories about my days as a Navy Seal and post them on ak-47.net.

Posted: 3/28/2003 12:42:11 PM EDT

[#9]

I can't decide between the green or the blue outfit. I look great in both.

Posted: 3/28/2003 12:52:08 PM EDT

[#10]

I'm just a mess. My OD mag pouches don't go at all with my woodland MOLLE vest, and let's not even go into how faded my helmet cover is. And boots, goodness, I don't have any boots to match!

Posted: 3/28/2003 12:55:22 PM EDT

[#11]

[piles of tinfoil on]

But does anybody else have a backup uniform with the UN patch already sewn on?

[/just because your paranoid, doesnt mean they are NOT out to get you]

Posted: 3/28/2003 1:12:14 PM EDT

[#12]

Woodland camo blouse,with deseret camo trousers. That way I can be a human camealion(sp?)And blend in no matter my surroundings, also one black ,& 1 tan combat boot.

Posted: 3/28/2003 1:15:18 PM EDT

[#13]

Silver thong and a Yoda mask

Posted: 3/28/2003 1:19:21 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Silver thong and a Yoda mask

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[puke]

I hope NOBODY tries to outdo this!
You won't even need your AR, people will get the hell out of your way just by the site.

Posted: 3/28/2003 1:42:28 PM EDT

[#15]

Im going naked, black rifle, white a$$.
GG

Posted: 3/28/2003 1:43:41 PM EDT

[#16]

I've got plenty of plastic sheeting and duck tape ready on hand.

I just have to make sure I'm wrapped up good and tight so nothing gets in.[:X*]

And no, I am not Tom Ridge [:)]

Posted: 3/28/2003 2:59:52 PM EDT

[#17]

AR, shoulder holster w/ Glock 30, flip flops, and a big smile!

Posted: 3/28/2003 3:50:15 PM EDT

[#18]

Whatever I can find that doesn't make me look fat.

Posted: 3/28/2003 4:04:58 PM EDT

[#19]

Seriously, you guys must've thought I was joking or something. Cincinnatus asked a real question, and I wasn't screwing around:
[img]http://photos.ar15.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/IG_LoadImage.asp?iImageUnq=9736[/img]

[:D]

Posted: 3/28/2003 4:14:12 PM EDT

[#20]

Shorts, Stetson, ice chest and a lawn chair to watch the festivities... Sunglasses in case it goes nuclear.

That Knievel suit is really cool though.

Posted: 3/28/2003 4:45:17 PM EDT

[#21]

I've got a six pack of Coors Original, the banquet beer, for my ammo pouches 'cause the Silver Bullets are to tall.

Posted: 3/28/2003 5:47:39 PM EDT

[#22]

I've already responded to the RSVP and if I'm not mistaken it said "come as you are." So if it goes up right now; look for a heavily armed guy with boxer shorts, T-shirt (with ice cream stain on front) and well worn bedroom shoes.

See ya there..[;)]

Posted: 3/28/2003 8:50:51 PM EDT

[#23]

Mr. Leo: Oh, Adrian, this year's color is black. In the daytime you can fight and at night, put on some pearls and you're ready for evening wear. It says it all to me.

Posted: 3/29/2003 2:31:21 AM EDT

[#24]

I'll bet that Evil Knievel suit is flame retardant, too. Don't see the matching backpack anywhere though...

Posted: 3/29/2003 8:17:09 AM EDT

[#25]

It would be difficult to add a backpack with the cape.

Posted: 3/29/2003 8:36:30 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

[piles of tinfoil on]

But does anybody else have a backup uniform with the UN patch already sewn on?

[/just because your paranoid, doesnt mean they are NOT out to get you]

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Under,the rabbit costume there is barney costume with a UN patch sewn right in the ass!!!

Posted: 3/29/2003 10:13:43 AM EDT

[#27]

I,m going to dress as a civilian and drive an old white toyota pickup..........

Posted: 4/6/2003 7:59:24 PM EDT

[#28]

My Darth vader outfit for night and Storm trooper for snow
daytime
hmmm havent got that yet

Posted: 4/6/2003 8:16:25 PM EDT

[#29]

Tuxedo shirt..........and a speedo ;)

Posted: 4/6/2003 9:01:39 PM EDT

[#30]

We're all suited up and ready to fight.

[img]http://theforce.net/swtc/Pix/cards/ccg/stormtr2.jpg[/img]

[b]ArmaLiter[/b]

Posted: 4/7/2003 7:55:36 AM EDT

[#31]

[img]http://pic6.picturetrail.com/VOL174/1022515/1909548/22980208.jpg[/img]

Posted: 4/7/2003 8:10:29 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Seriously, you guys must've thought I was joking or something. Cincinnatus asked a real question, and I wasn't screwing around:
[url]http://photos.ar15.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/IG_LoadImage.asp?iImageUnq=9736[/url]

[:D]

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SWEET!!! [:D] Now all you need is an Elvis jumpsuit and you'll be ready for everything! [:D][ROFL2]

Posted: 4/7/2003 8:12:14 AM EDT

[#33]

AAAAHHHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOLOLOOLOLOL TREETOP YOUR TOO MUCH ! LOLOL I thought I might buy one of this guys outfits . Maybe change my screen name to Blue Boy , I laughed for a week after seeing this shit .. http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/petersFashionPage.html

Posted: 4/7/2003 9:54:26 AM EDT

[#34]

Treetop, I dont know whats more disturbing, the thought of you wearing that costume or the fact you actually have it????

LMAO,
CH

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