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Posted: 4/4/2006 3:58:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/4/2006 4:03:43 PM EDT by DocBrooks]
So yesterday I'm in my car driving around they played this audio clip of a 911 call and I laughed so hard I almost wrecked my car. Follow the link and at the top you can listen to the call..


I don't want to spoil it with my opinion on this but would like to hear what others think.
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 4:04:30 PM EDT
fixed link
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 4:04:57 PM EDT
You don't call 911 with stupid crap like that, and I'd have probably said the same thing if I were the operator. Geez.
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 4:08:15 PM EDT
God love those 911 calltakers. I could not do it. I would have told that lady to raise her own damn kids. A CHILD that age is not even old enough to be prosecuted in this state. One incident in a Kroger and the whole state is in fear of discipling their child. The OCGA specificly says that you can use corporal punishment on your child. The problem is people take it too far and break bones and leave permanent marks.

She calls 911 wanting the police to raise her kids and the second force is used on the unruly CHILD a complaint is filed on the officer.
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 4:16:47 PM EDT
I think the call taker was wrong in saying that to her....however, it was deserved.
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 4:20:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 4:23:49 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 4:29:06 PM EDT
My speakers arent working!
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 4:37:02 PM EDT
9mm or 45
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 4:38:08 PM EDT
i'd say the cops got better shit to do. that lady should have gotten aneighbor to help or just let the kids tire out. Anyway, if she had been parenting with any kind of discipline this wouldn't have happened. i guess it was unproffesional but it was still funny as hell.
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 4:39:07 PM EDT
This is probably the same type of winch that would sue her local school if they paddled her kids for fighting at school.
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 4:40:34 PM EDT
Funniest thing I've heard today!
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 4:43:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NorthernBornRebel:
I think the call taker was wrong in saying that to her....however, it was deserved.

Link Posted: 4/4/2006 4:47:26 PM EDT
She'd probably call 911 if her toilet backed up.
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 4:50:03 PM EDT
Is this the one where her daughters are fighting and the operator ask's if they want them shot?
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 4:50:21 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 4:50:43 PM EDT

Seriously though, I'd just give a verbal repremand. He apologized immediately, called his supervisor, and he just made a mistake. Stress happens.
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 4:51:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/4/2006 4:52:28 PM EDT by txgp17]
She's a bonehead for wasting resources like that. She deserved the remark.

PS- why is this in AR Discussions
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 4:51:32 PM EDT
and someone with a real emergency is put on hold
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 5:01:22 PM EDT
That's the problem with our country. People like her can't control their own kids. Get real, if they were raised right from the start they wouldn't have been acting like that in the first place.
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 5:10:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By txgp17:
She's a bonehead for wasting resources like that. She deserved the remark.

PS- why is this in AR Discussions

that was my bad, I didn't see that I was in AR Disc when I clicked new topic.
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 5:32:16 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 6:14:04 PM EDT
I would've asked her "what caliber"

People really need to learn how to raise their own fucking kids. stuff like this is really pathetic.
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 6:22:17 PM EDT
Very funny stuff! I don't blame him for saying that either.

Slap the bitch of a 12 yr old.
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 7:40:40 PM EDT
If I had acted like that with my brother my mom would have thrown me through a window. If my dad hadn't yet kicked both our asses.
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 8:04:51 PM EDT
People these days...

My dad always had good punishments. Of course there was always the dreaded belt if it was warranted, like when i threw a glass at my mother (i was 9 i think) or for dumb stuff I wouldn't be allowed to sit all day.
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 8:21:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/4/2006 8:21:27 PM EDT by LVMIKE]
"Maam... Have you ever tried just sitting down with your child... and hitting them?"
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 8:33:59 PM EDT
I heard this a while back but its great to hear it again!! That guy should've gotten promoted!!
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 8:40:58 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 8:41:06 PM EDT
I would have forwarded the call to social services, and reccomended our states fine foster care program.
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 8:57:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NorthernBornRebel:
I think the call taker was wrong in saying that to her....however, it was deserved.

Link Posted: 4/4/2006 9:04:36 PM EDT
If my dad caught me and my brother fighting; it better be over something important, otherwise we'd both get a good whipping.

That lady needs to learn to discipline her daughters instead of bothering the 911 dispatcher with crap like that.

Oh, and.

Link Posted: 4/4/2006 9:28:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/4/2006 9:30:25 PM EDT by boltcatch]
That woman pisses me off. Guy says the units are on an emergency call and that they'll get there as soon as they can, and she says "Well don't rush or anything"

The dispacter was being a smartass -- the woman was just being a plain old bitch. No wonder her kids are barbarians, they probably get it from her. I mean, for crying out loud, she can't control a 12 year old girl? She probably didn't try just bitch-slapping her little punk ass.

As an adult you're responsible for your children. If they're rioting in your house, it's YOUR job to put a boot in their ass.
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 9:34:46 PM EDT
This can't be for real? Well...
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:02:47 AM EDT
(sigh) Excuse me for a minute........

(footsteps receding)

head.gif head.gif head.gif

(unsteady footsteps returning)

oh k I fell better now......... nope scratch that..... (falling sounds)(dull thunmp)

[10 minutes later]


Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:14:15 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/5/2006 4:14:48 AM EDT by ICU]
I have a good friend the works for the Albany NY 911 system & you wouldnt believe the calls he has to field.... Old ladies who cant get lids off the mayo jar..... Dog that jumped the fence & wont come back in the yard..... Oh yeah, hes got a bunch of them. -Justin
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:23:07 AM EDT
I remember when this first happened. Man was that funny!
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:43:11 AM EDT
I didn't find this call funny at all. Matter of fact, it pissed me off. What the 911 guy should have said IMO was, "We'll send someone right over to bitch slap you for being a sorry excuse for a mother and an all around ignorant bitch!"

This is yet another example of how pathetic our society has become. I can't believe that guy had to apologize for that much less get written up for it. What should have happened is, she should have been fined for calling 911 with a non-emergency! Dumb asses like her do this shit all the time and spread out our already thin resources (911 operators, police, fire and emt personal) on stupid shit like that and then when there is a real emergency, no one is available.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 5:31:36 AM EDT
lol funny call but that woman was irritating. Trying to ruin someone else's life by trying to get him fired just because she does not even have control of her two children is disgusting.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 5:45:15 AM EDT
Where's the father figure?
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 7:18:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By AssaultRifler:
Where's the father figure?

Good Question

Lets check..... Ah here it is! Left in 96 with a mute pole dancer.

Lucky ba$tard
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 7:26:43 AM EDT
Its funny/sad/pathetic she was more upset over his comment than she was her own children.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 7:42:47 AM EDT
This is typical of how so many people today won't take responsibility for there own problems... she can't deal with her kids so she has to go to the government for help... then when the dispatcher points out that she is a failure as a parent, she takes it out on him. All of the sudden it is all about what the dispatch did and not about she called about in the first place. She can't take a little bit of criticism and admit that she is a poor parent.

"I'm going to make a formal complaint!"

"Kiss my ass lady and get in line."
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 7:49:43 AM EDT
I dont think they need shot, but a good pistol wipe would do the trick.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 12:35:11 PM EDT
If you find this call apalling, thank your parents.

If you sympathize with this woman, hell, maybe they are your kids....
Link Posted: 4/6/2006 11:43:25 AM EDT
After his smartazz remark you notice she didn't give a crap about those kids any more.
So, it must have been real damn important that she call 9-11.
Link Posted: 4/6/2006 12:22:34 PM EDT
What a bunch of bullshit, although I did laugh my ass off. If that woman can't or won't bitchslap those kids, she needs to find someone that will. If the police were allowed to beat the piss out of the mom and two kids, then and only then should 911 have been called.

Link Posted: 4/6/2006 1:44:31 PM EDT
That was funny.

If I acted like that as a kid my dad took the belt to me. Once he hit me with the buckle on accident (yes on accident) and I had a mirror image of USMC on my ass for a week. I guess that is why I joined......
Link Posted: 4/6/2006 2:28:44 PM EDT
What an asshat!!! You don't offer for the police to come over to shoot the stupid kids in a situation like that!!!

Yo­u just drive over there and do it yourself...

Link Posted: 4/6/2006 2:42:50 PM EDT
Let's get back to the original reason for the call. This woman has no control over her kids and instead of working to reestablish her role as parent, she calls 911!?!? What a loser.

The dispatcher was out of line, but come on! "Hello 911? My toilet is running over." "This is an emergency! The oven is burning my dinner! Help!" 911 is for emergencies. This woman's issue with her daughters is about 12 years in the making, and thus NOT an emergency!

Ok here's the fix. "BAD 911 operator! No coffee breaks for a week! And come up with something you can say that won't piss off the caller, even if they are as braindead as this woman! Now get back to work!"
Link Posted: 4/6/2006 3:31:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/6/2006 3:34:03 PM EDT by KCMojo]

Originally Posted By NorthernBornRebel:
I think the call taker was wrong in saying that to her....however, it was deserved.


Originally Posted By bblake00:
9mm or 45

.22 rember it cant kill them.......RrrrriiiiggghhhhtttRrrrriiiiggghhhhttt
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