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Posted: 9/13/2004 3:16:17 PM EST
The mainstream news media is all about the flood of guns on the street supposedly caused by the ban expiring. Sheesh.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 3:23:29 PM EST
Yep, heard of 3 already.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 3:25:01 PM EST
best. post title. ever.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 3:32:47 PM EST
yep I went out today and bought me an M249 SAW, an Uzi, and an M4A1 just like they're showing on the news.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 3:48:32 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 3:50:10 PM EST
A Trio or Tree-Oh
As the sun sets,
It's not skerry after dark.


WAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaha
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 3:53:28 PM EST
I don't post here very often but you guys rock!
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 4:03:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By Sharpshot:
yep I went out today and bought me an M249 SAW, an Uzi, and an M4A1 just like they're showing on the news. hr


What?! You had to buy'em? According to our local news those guns are now littering the street corners and playgrounds as we speak! Hang
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 6:40:58 PM EST
i took my son to the park and there are flash hiders littering the place!!
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 6:42:01 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 6:45:07 PM EST
My buddy and I were hoping to pick up some AK's off the street. Haven't seen any yet.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 7:06:31 PM EST
Yeah, I walked out my front door and tripped over a select-fire AUG.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 7:26:42 PM EST
I just saw a Honda Civic drive by with a Browning M2 .50 Cal on top; guy sticking out of the sun-roof, it kinda surprised me. I didn't think those came out for another couple days.


Link Posted: 9/13/2004 7:58:48 PM EST
Hey there MAW57--Your post was bloody outstanding, I knew them boogers grew on trees !
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:15:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By M11293:
I just saw a Honda Civic drive by with a Browning M2 .50 Cal on top; guy sticking out of the sun-roof, it kinda surprised me. I didn't think those came out for another couple days.





Hmmmm... If thats optional equipment I will actually buy a foreign car soon.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:23:01 PM EST
I was at my local GE store tonight looking at refrigerators and ovens and on the end display were bran new mini guns on sale!!!! I got 3 they were at such a good price and I even had enough $$ left over for a few thousand rounds!!!!!!

Oh yeah there were a bunch of thugs looking to buy a few also.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:23:24 PM EST
I performed one myself just this very afternoon.

It was at the local McDonalds and several pigeons lost their lives.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:40:44 PM EST
only on the anti-gun media....
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:46:48 PM EST
Well I'll be a horse's ass!
An Old Buick Regal just rolled by the crib,
and 10 guys with SKSs and AKs just shanked the shit out of all my mosquito screens!

I fixed my bayonet and tried shanking back out the window,
but you know, with an M4 the shanking range is somewhat limited.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:52:12 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 4:57:00 AM EST
I have the most appalling story. I saw 3, what looked like 9 year olds, threading M4 barrels on the street corner. And all their lowers had FULL-AUTO on them.

What is this world coming to?

Link Posted: 9/14/2004 6:14:17 AM EST

Originally Posted By walrus:
best. post title. ever.



+!
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 6:24:28 AM EST
I'm still hoping they'll drop off a few UZI's and AK's when they delivery my paper. The ice cream man just had a silly look on his face.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 6:31:27 AM EST
Yesterday I was at my buddy's house and his gf came in after watching the 11 o'clock news saying " Louis you can buy full auto rifles now", It was funny the look everyone in the room gave her. Not all of my friends are enthusiasts like most of us. But I keep them educated,nice to see people getting "re-educated" on those matters.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 6:38:48 AM EST
I was driving home last night when a buddy from the National Guard calls me and says "I have 2 questions". First "is it true the AWB had ended"... I reply with "yes it did". second "now where can I get one".... I just kinda laughed and said "call me back tomarrow there is alot we need to talk about".

By the way I did trip over 7 AK's yesterday and had to avoid 7.62 as I was running accros campus.

Matt

Link Posted: 9/14/2004 7:23:48 AM EST
I was working across the street from an elementry school yesterday, and when I walked out

to my truck, a young boy came over to me and asked if I had a paper clip. As I cautiously

handed him one, he pulled an AK-47 (w/folding stock) from his book bag. With the paper clip

and a soda can tab he proceeded to change his receiver to full auto!!!! hock.gif

I noticed he had a bayo lug, but he said his school forbid bayonets cause "you could put

an eye out".
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 7:31:43 AM EST
I couldn't get out of my driveway this morning because our streets are filled up with AK-47's...
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 8:19:28 AM EST

Originally Posted By Sharpshot:
yep I went out today and bought me an M249 SAW, an Uzi, and an M4A1 just like they're showing on the news.


You PAID for them? Jeez, I just walked outside and picked one up because there was a virtual river of them flowing down my street. It's a flood ya know...
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 8:22:16 AM EST

Originally Posted By jonathan1994:

Originally Posted By M11293:
I just saw a Honda Civic drive by with a Browning M2 .50 Cal on top; guy sticking out of the sun-roof, it kinda surprised me. I didn't think those came out for another couple days.

hr


Hmmmm... If thats optional equipment I will actually buy a foreign car soon.



Heck!
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 8:26:11 AM EST
I put door mounts on my SUV for some gatling guns... I figure the kids should be allowed to have some fun while I drive the freeways.

Link Posted: 9/14/2004 8:32:38 AM EST
I guess the market is gonna shrink since the whole supply/demand infrastructure is skewed........yeah right'.......did I hear correctly Kerrry saying "everyone owning assault weapons are terrorists"?
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 8:34:37 AM EST
Driving home from work yesterday I nearly hit an AR and an AK. I yelled at them, "Get off the f*ing street!!!" but after I drove by, they went right back in the middle of the street. Damn assault weapons!!
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 8:52:54 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/14/2004 9:54:54 AM EST by _DR]
I got a flat tire on the way to work this morning. When I pulled into the service station I found a bayonet had punctured the tire and embedded itself in the steel belt of the tire. Oh - there was an AK74 with a full 30 round "hi-cap" magazine attached to the bayonet - I would have kept it but it was all bent up, so I changed the tire and threw the AK and bayo in the trash.

Then, as I was pulling into the Starbucks to get a cup of coffee, the guy at the window asked me if I wanted to take advantage of the promotion for the day - if I bought a large coffee they would give me a free Uzi with 2 magazines included - and a little toy puzzle too! I said no thanks, though, a large coffee is too much for me..

A while later when I was waiting at the stop light three old ladies using H&K G3s as walking sticks passed in front of my car on the crosswalk. One of them tripped and her SAW (semiautomatic assault walkingstick) went off and holed my right headlight. I told her it was OK, helped her accross the street and showed her where the safety was. She offered me a Tec-9 from her purse to say thanks, but I politely refused and went on my way.

Boy the media was right, there really are assault rifles everywhere now.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 8:55:51 AM EST
Well, now they've done it, it's completely dark outside now!
Somebody's flash hider sucked all the light out of the sun!
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 9:03:49 AM EST
The instant the ban ended I heard a noise. It got louder and louder as time went by.

It was all my bayonets banging against the safe door. Thank goodness I had them locked up. They're still trying to get out. No telling what would have happened if they hadn't been in the safe.


Link Posted: 9/14/2004 9:28:30 AM EST
My neighbor just stopped by to ask for help on mowing his lawn. He was going to mow it but too many full-auto AKs, ARs, M249 SAWs, HK G3s, UZIS, MAC-11s, Glock 18Cs, MP5s, and several hundred 100 round mags cluttered his lawn. I had to help his rake them into a large trash dumpster.

I'm just glad that our media is doing its job.

Link Posted: 9/14/2004 10:07:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By JimmyThompson:
did I hear correctly Kerrry saying "everyone owning assault weapons are terrorists"?



Funny thing is Kerry said that " Any terrorist or criminal can go into a gunshop and ask for an AK or AR15 and the owner will be like OK"
Funny thing is bub, they never stopped selling, and the last I checked other than the money there is a NICS background check. Silly liberal don't even know thier own laws.

Joe
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 10:39:59 AM EST
Iam going to try a drive by bayonetting in a bit.Will let you know how it goes!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 11:05:32 AM EST
You know, that's explains it all now! someone started shooting up the house Monday morning (00:00:01) and i couldn't see anything. i didn't know that a flash hider worked like a klingon cloaking device. amazing! got to get me a couple.

?if my ar is evil; does that make me a bad person????hinking.gif
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 11:08:20 AM EST
I dont know of any in my area yet, but I have to get back to cleaning my new mini gun anyway.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 10:45:17 PM EST
You guys are crackin' me up. :)
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 8:56:46 AM EST
I shoulda got up earlier, drug dealers and terrorists beat me to picking up some assault weapons off the street. Greedy bastages.

So, I sent my 13 yr old down to the gunstore with some cash, told him to pick me up one of them there assault weapons and some 100 round clips. I said, "Get on your bike and hurry, and make sure you get FULL auto, dammit. And find out if it comes with the silencer installed, or we have to pay extra for that."
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 9:32:03 AM EST
It's interesting you guys posting this because just yesturday I went to a friend of mines birthday party and naturally I brought my rifle(it's my new carry piece). Well anyways, I put on one of those new flash hiders on and wouldn't you know it...I became invisible. So I went around and put 30 round mags in all the kids "goodie" bags! It was great wastching there little faces lite up with glee when they opened the bags! But I did have one to many beers and by the end of the night I was abusing my new invisable powers and went around poping all the kids balloons with my bayenent. Man, does flash fiders and beer not mix!
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