Alright, here goes.
About two years ago we were fighting Russians. After a long hard day of kicking their commie asses we had them backed up to the very last bunker. Our commander ordered 2nd squad to put harrasing fire on the bunker, and 1st squad (the squad I am in) to flank the bunker and infiltrate the trench leading to the rear opening. We worked our way around with myself, and my XO. (the same friend of mine who did the 200Y shovel charge to save me from the ground hog)
Being the smallest two, we were ordered to close on the bunker and toss in grenades.
We got up to it, but the damn thing had a back door that was locked from the inside, so we tried to beat it open with our Mausers.
All of a sudden, the door caves in, and several stunned Russians just stand there totally shocked by us being there. Being so close, I dropped my Mauser and grabbed a rubber knife I keep in my tunic. I charge before they have a chance to react, I lunge at the closest Russian who happens to be old enough to have fought for the stinking tsar. As I thrust the knife at him I stopped an inch or so before it touched him. (he was old OK, I am trying to go easy on him)
This old bastard grabs me by the chin strap on my helmet and my belt and shoves me backwards into my buddy who was charging right beind me. We kock him down and run right over him. The old man pushes me out of the bunker like this until we get outside where he promply throws me back down a 20 foot deep and wide ravine that protected the front of the bunker. I hold on to him the whole time thinking that if I go down, he is too. Well, as soon as we hit the bottom he grabs an e-tool, hits he on top of the helmet, and pulls out an 1895 Nagant revolver and shoots me point blank.
He stands up and says, "son, you took it easy on me because I was old, never under estimate your opponant".
The entire battle had stopped to watch this little fight go on. After that we called it a day. I tried to explain to eveyone that I really had "killed" him first, but since no one but the old man saw that part, everyone remembers seeing me get whipped by the old man.
The more I tried to explain, the worse it got, so yeah, I got my but kicked by a 71 year old man.