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Posted: 11/2/2009 3:06:28 PM EST
My AK just hangs on the wall next to my side of the bed. I sleep on my right side so I'm looking at it all the time.
Some times I find my self making excuses to it why I'm not taking it out shooting. LIKE.
Well you made me shoot up all the ammo last time and I need to get more. OR
Maybe I'll shoot you next week if I can find some time. OR
NO I'm not going to clean you I did it yesterday !! OR
Shush I'm trying to go to sleep leave me alone!! Well yea you would look nice in that new grip.

I think I'm going nuts.

Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:30:07 PM EST
I sleep with mine next to my bed and sometimes wake up with my hand on it.....
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:31:45 PM EST
Dibs on your guns, ammo and optics when they toss your crazy ass in the loony bin.



Link Posted: 11/2/2009 5:02:57 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/2/2009 5:12:44 PM EST by Rayman1]
Keeping your rifle on one side so you can always look at it in bed,...talking to your rifle,... waking up with your hand on your rifle,...

Good information to likely keep to yourself. Probably time to get off the forum, make some live human friends, and take some time away from the rifles before they take them from you.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 5:51:47 PM EST
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 7:47:12 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 8:02:58 PM EST
Originally Posted By Dragk913:
Myyyy....prrecioussssssss...
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/2532/930927-golem_super.jpg


Hahaha, I was just about to look for a Gollum picture. Niiiiiice.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 8:11:05 PM EST
Originally Posted By Black-Lions:
My AK just hangs on the wall next to my side of the bed. I sleep on my right side so I'm looking at it all the time.
Some times I find my self making excuses to it why I'm not taking it out shooting. LIKE.
Well you made me shoot up all the ammo last time and I need to get more. OR
Maybe I'll shoot you next week if I can find some time. OR
NO I'm not going to clean you I did it yesterday !! OR
Shush I'm trying to go to sleep leave me alone!! Well yea you would look nice in that new grip.

I think I'm going nuts.



LOL. I do the same things.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 9:02:26 PM EST
I gave my AK a girl's name.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 12:23:42 AM EST
I'm just curious what you all do with them when you leave the house, I mean I'm just as crazy about mine, I spoon and finger my main girl all the time, lay her on my naked bod.... errr, anyway, tell me you lock and secure them somewhere. I'd hate to hear another man stole your girlfriend
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 2:55:05 AM EST
gun safe
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 5:10:22 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/3/2009 5:14:16 AM EST by Campingout]
Huh? What's wrong with that? I don't understand.

ETA: Oh, I get it now, it's because it is hanging on the wall near your bed, and not in bed with you. I see.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 5:27:45 AM EST
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 6:08:43 AM EST
Originally Posted By nictra:
I sleep with mine next to my bed and sometimes wake up with my hand on it.....


What is IT ? I think you need more help than I.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:04:56 AM EST
No offense...but on a public forum...EXACTLY the kind of post the anti's would copy, keep, then pull out sometime to show that we are ALL nuts.

Again...NOT trying to be rude...but this isn't the sort of stuff to joke about.

FN in MT
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 8:12:40 AM EST
Um...

PICS?!?!?!
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 8:17:40 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/3/2009 8:18:28 AM EST by OBird]
Wow, my first double tap.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 8:55:00 AM EST
Originally Posted By OBird:
Wow, my first double tap.


At least you did not bump fire it.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 8:59:03 AM EST
Originally Posted By MHP237:
No offense...but on a public forum...EXACTLY the kind of post the anti's would copy, keep, then pull out sometime to show that we are ALL nuts.

Again...NOT trying to be rude...but this isn't the sort of stuff to joke about.

FN in MT


OK sorry I'm NOT nut's BUT !!!

Chill out man !
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 9:20:43 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/3/2009 7:06:35 PM EST by Curium244]
I've named my rifle charlotte 7.62mm full metal jacket!!! I love the smell of Cosmoline!!

Link Posted: 11/3/2009 9:31:08 AM EST
Originally Posted By Black-Lions:
Originally Posted By nictra:
I sleep with mine next to my bed and sometimes wake up with my hand on it.....


What is IT ? I think you need more help than I.




This is My Rifle

Mark Maysey


Back in 69, I didn't have a care

Before they called my number, I chopped of all my hair

Said goodbye to mamma, dad and uncle Dan

Boarded an airplane and headed off for Nam

He called us to attention as we stepped off the plane

Checked us off a list as he called out our names

Then he picked up his rifle and raised it in the air

Grabbed his crotch with his other hand as we all stood and stared

He said...


Chorus

This is my rifle

This is my gun

One is for killing

The others for fun


So until this war is over

Or until your time is done

This is your rifle and this one is your gun


Thirty years have passed since I stepped off that plane

The nightmares haven't ended and neither has the pain

I've drank my share of liquor and smoked my share of grass

But I can't unload the memories or these few words from my past


Repeat Chorus


Well, a dear friend of mine finally called it quits

They found him one cold morning laying in a ditch

A bullet through his brain, his rifle at his side

And one old rusted dog tag from 1969


When they turned his body over they found his written note

It wasn't but a few lines, but the last he ever wrote

And when they laid him in his grave on that cold December day

I took those words he'd written and I began to play


Repeat Chorus


Back in 69, I didn't have a care

Before they called my number, I chopped off all my hair

Link Posted: 11/3/2009 10:29:21 AM EST

Originally Posted By Black-Lions:

What is IT ? I think you need more help than I.

if read out of context I could possibly see where you might be confused. I bet you say "That's what she said" a lot
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 1:50:55 PM EST
Originally Posted By nictra:

Originally Posted By Black-Lions:

What is IT ? I think you need more help than I.

if read out of context I could possibly see where you might be confused. I bet you say "That's what she said" a lot


Your good how did you know?
Wifey was reading over my shoulder and asked what is IT that he is talking about?
to which I said most likely his pecker!
To which she said maybe his AK?
I said NO one sleeps with their AK because they could shoot their wife in the
night and say Hell I thought I was dreaming!! And get away with it.
To which she tells me to keep mine on the wall.
But then she says ask him what IT is?
So Yea THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!
your good!
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 5:56:33 PM EST
LOL!
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