omigawd...you have been brought before his majesty, the lord high executioner and 3rd grade spelling champion, david/beauxhuntress/dthor the usn seal...er...forget that last part.

please allow me to translate this email into english for you.


I checked and your account has been put in a special account,

although it is difficult to comprehend the sentence structure, this simply means the you, sean, are "speshul"!

what makes this even more interesting is your a white collar professional.

uh...that would be "you're".

huh??? well...duh! dweebthorn knows where you work, what you do and what color your shirts are?!?!?! amazing! i'll bet he even knows if you have been naughty or nice this year!

I will say your email got one of my Admin's attention due to the content of your email,

and here i thought it was because of the baby blue stationary it was written on! the content, you say! well, glory be!

he thought it would be best I emailed you back.

literally, this means: he is bound by an oath of loyalty to allow me to do his thinking for him.

I have been told you have chastised our admin's before

oh no! you didn't! you went so far as to 'chastise' davey's admins?!?!?! holy mother of all that is sacred and good! you didn't!!??!! and the nomenclatura informed on you?!?!

using your profession as a way to push yourself on my staff,

uh...are they jealous because they work at mcdonald's or something?

is this correct?

cuz...if it is, i must haul you before the great and powerful circular piece of furniture!

I got there

uh...that would be 'their', good buddy.

side of the story

and we all know they are full of truth and enlightenment, don't we?!?! bwahahahaha!

and I just wanted to hear your before I make any changes or not.

you just wanted to "hear your"??? wtf, over.

changes? you mean...like make sean an admin? cool!!!

I own this website

i am the great and powerful oz!!!

and sometimes I do get envolved

that would be "involved"...and when you do get 'envolved' we can usually see the mushroom cloud from here.

when I am needed.

it's so nice to be needed! wouldn't you like to be my neighbor?

Our Admin's are not perfect

our admins are...oh, i can't! i can't go on! it's just too easy!

and do make a mistake from time to time.

noooooooooo!! say it ain't so!!!

I would hope you could clean up the colorful language

now...would that be "colorful" as in 'red/orange/yellow/green/blue/indigo/violet' or "colorful" as in 'go take a flying leap'?

as I am willing to listen to what you have to say.

the great and powerful oz has spoken! now, pay homage and tribute to my empire, serf!

David

your pal and best friend abd speshul spelling bee partner from back at wee b. dufus grade school, davey

Thank you for your response. I concur with some of what you
said.

...and some of it i just couldn't understand those big words you used.

As far as the golden rule, that is just hearsay

the golden rule is just hearsay?!?!?! wait until my mom hears this!

concerning
our sponsors.

would those be the 'real' sponsors or the imaginary ones?

We have many who have questioned them after
repeated attempts to take care of it off the website

well...duh! again! i can't imagine why! lol!

and as long
as the members stick to the facts.

the gospel, according to saint gucciano?

Sean, we have had many a false
member

uh...what's a "false member". a wooden pecker?

come and make false statements against our sponsors

did someone mention the spanish inquisition?!?!

this
year.

this YEAR?!?!?! iirc, the "false statements" regarding your playground pal, gary, go back OVER two years!

So for a while we just moved threads condemning the
sponsors for a couple weeks and this is where this rumor must have
started.

ah! a perfectly 'reasonable' explanation...i see!

Upon checking out each thread all 14 of them were false

is that pink or blue on the pee strip? i keep forgetting which one is false.

and only 1 of them was true in which we did help the member get
what was due to him.

"due to him"??? i shudder to think!

Concerning the statement that EVERYONE is afraid to answer,

bwahahahahaha! i can't come up with anthing better than that!

you
may have posted in a forum where it did not get the views or maybe
some people where not online at the time.

uh..yeah...that's the ticket! no one was online at the time! yeah! of course. no one was online. that's it.

Anyways you have proved to me that you do have a level head

and i have a flat one.

and
due have concerns like most.

concerns? regarding...uh...er...

So I am lifting your current status
and returning you to regular member status with a note to the
Admin’s this is my doing.

huzzah! and glory be to gawd on high!

I hope you and my website can start on
a clean slate.

transliteration: never, EVER, again mention anything negative about my sponsors!

By the time you receive and read this email your
account will have been taken care of.

i have instructed my minions to keep a close eye upon you!

Sean, we have great members here

both of them?!?!

and if you give them the
opportunity you will get some very decent replies.

i prefer indecent replies from sleazy blondes...but, hey! that's just me!

I wish you the best and have a Merry Christmas if I don’t hear
from you!

<choir of angels>it caaaaaammmme uponnnn a midnight clear...</choir of angels>

David davey
Guns Network LLC love large...uh...creamsticks?
Owner the man that ruined ian's dream

Is it true that AK-47.net is based in San Antonio?

davey is.

Shit, K-Var and Tapco had some problems with these guys didn't they?

among others, yes.

Is Gary Gucciano the dude in Kasas that was stelaing all the parts and taking peoples money without providing the services he promised?

the harveyville huckster, aka gary...yes.

but, in the spirit of the christmas season, i won't publish the long list of others that found greener pastures.