Quoted: We don't have any shit weasel in Ohio. Could you post a picture of one?
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The shit weasel story goes like this. My friend Nate and I were going camping. A day or two before we went camping we watched the movie Dreamcatcher. In the movie Morgan Freeman calls the aliens that eat thier way through your gut and drop out your butt "shitweasels". We got a chuckle and it didnt come back up.
Fast forward to camping. Its between 12:00 and 1:00 at night. Were camping about 40 yards from a tree line. We had a roaring fire that was poping and cracking and had just cooked us 4 incredibly good steaks. I heard something in the woods so we grab a flashlight and some guns to go investigate. I had my SAR1, nate had his SKS. We walk to the treeline to look in with the flash light and dont see anything. What ever it was has stopped making noise. We stand there for a couple minutes being very quiet and "it" starts making noise again, and its about 40-50 yards from us judging by sound. It was hissing and spitting and hopping around and generally sounding like something right out of the movie aliens. Nate is a born and raised city boy. Nothing in the movies sounds like this except in scifi movies so hes shaken up a good deal. I write it off as a weasel or related critter since it is accepted that not too far off in one of the valley bottoms across the property, we supposedly have some weasels living. Nate is shaken up, very shaken up. We listened to "it" for about 30 seconds when another "it" starts doing the same thing about 20 yards from us. Now nates really shaken up. He says something like "Goddamn shitweasels" and proceeds to empty his SKS in the general direction of the "Shit weasels". I about died laughing becuase he is generally scared. What ever it was scurries off. Just as he finishes we hear "them" about 100 yards hauling ass through the leaves the other way.
So now when ever we hear an un-named sound... its a shitweasel.
We've also had shitweasels at the range, and in a resturant before. Luckily in the latter there was no shooting.
Quoted: I have never heard that name for ground hogs, or heard of them attacking animals before. (except me).
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Now you know of the venerable shitweasel.
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Can't say for sure that groundhogs are indeed "shit weasels" but other than opossum I couldn't think of anything else that fit the name.
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