I already checked special needs because I'm a retard who has special needs.
Okay so we all know as soon as you hear any sort of strange noise, the immediate solution is to shoot to slide lock in the general area where the noise may have come from. We all know this.
The biggest problem with this time tested tactical dynamic solution is obvious. Ammunition, and looking cool AF right? Well this issue has led to half ass solutions like "trigger discipline", "threat assessment" and even "ammunition management". Those are tools of the communist.
So I'm thinking after your mag dump, you be like waapow and whip out the G18 33rounder and shove that guy right in there. Hear another noise? You have like almost twice as much to mag dump. Some girl heard you fire off a mag? Well when she looks over now you have this sweet big phallic 33rnd G18 mag in there and she's definitely DTF.
Anyways we need sideways SMG single pouches so we can concealed carry a spare G18 mag.
Thank you,
Whiskers T. Cat
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