Memphis is a special place. Very high crime rate but also a very high level of charitable giving. People who are from there seem to always be hypnotized somehow. They will say "there is crime everywhere" or "it's not really that bad". Inside the city limits of Memphis is all gangland with the exception of one zip code and it's not a large area. Over 300 homicides last year. If it wasn't for the outstanding trauma center there the number would be much higher. Be careful in Memphis. The area around Graceland is no where to be when the sun goes down.
Bob was sitting on the plane at Cleveland waiting to fly to Memphis when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck…pale, hands shaking in fear. "What's the matter, afraid of flying?" Bob asked.
"No, it's not that. I've been transferred to Memphis. The people are crazy there, right? Lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, poor schools, and the highest crime rate in the USA." Bob replied, "I've lived in Memphis all my life. It's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, and enroll your kids in a nice private school. I've worked there for 14 years and never had the slightest trouble."
The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death, but if you've lived and worked there all those years and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?"
"I'm a tail gunner on a beer truck..."