Hello,

A quick notice from me to you.  We here at Brandi understand your concern over the COVID-19 virus.  To help alleviate your concerns we want you to know that we've increased our cleaning and sterilization procedures to ensure that you, fellow members of the Oklahoma Hometown Forum, feel protected and safe.

Remember, it's important to us that you, fellow arfcommers, know you are safe here in this space.  If you notice Brandi showing signs or symptoms related to the coronavirus please don your has mask, start screaming and stomp your feet until help arrives.  We assure you that while we are confident Brandi is COVID-19 free, your concerns and fears will be addressed quickly. After all, it's important these days that we all feel something about everything.

FUDGE ME!!!!  Are you all getting emails from companies explaining to, you, how they, are keeping you safe from their facilities??  OMG this is getting frickin' stupid.  This new "feely" America is making me sick.

Nope but I have been getting dinner invitations from President Trump. But I think they are money fishing scams. I wonder if Lot Lizards are wearing card board signs saying Corona free? With a case of Corona beer by them on the sidewalk?

It is getting stupid,my wife's company sent out a questioner asking if people would be willing to work at home.
They wanted the employees to install a dedicated land line at their expense.For us to do this we would have to
change providers and pay for more expensive plan that we would have to continue to pay for after things go back to normal and this is something we can't really afford right now.

It will get worse. The upcoming weeks will be interesting.

On the positive (no pun intended) side I  bet Chinese mail order brides are going cheap.

Buy em' cheap and stack em' deep!

On the positive side we got an Email from the bank explaining that they are doing additional cleaning.  Which I took to mean "we are money laundering".  Well yeah, we've all known that for years.

Toilet paper shortages = finally a use for all those socks with holes in them