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Posted: 5/15/2022 6:42:35 AM EDT
The original SmElLy GuN sHoW returns.

I need some moldy jerky that came from some formerly living thing. Maybe a "surplus" MRE that's seven years out-of-date.

Link Posted: 5/16/2022 3:21:07 PM EDT
[#1]
Don't forget your Gun Show Bingo Card!
Link Posted: 5/17/2022 12:56:51 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/17/2022 2:55:19 PM EDT
[#3]
Admit it, you know you're going to go.  Then you'll go get Indian food and destroy a bathroom someplace.  Maybe in reverse order.
Link Posted: 5/17/2022 3:12:40 PM EDT
[#4]
Definitely in reverse order

Link Posted: 5/18/2022 7:25:17 AM EDT
[#5]
You'll be filling in several squares of Bingo by yourself!
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 5:09:27 AM EDT
[#6]
Saturday's forecast high is 95F and likely very humid. Combine that with that venue's inadequate AC/Ventilation, 50 year's worth of nicotine coating the walls, and the stench of human flotsam and jetsam and you've got a recipe for unpleasantness. The sky-high prices only add to the misery.

Link Posted: 5/19/2022 6:39:33 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By ThePontificator:
Saturday's forecast high is 95F and likely very humid. Combine that with that venue's inadequate AC/Ventilation, 50 year's worth of nicotine coating the walls, and the stench of human flotsam and jetsam and you've got a recipe for unpleasantness. The sky-high prices only add to the misery.

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You really know how to sell the event!
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 11:41:27 AM EDT
[#8]
Pontif has a Business degree and majored in marketing

Link Posted: 5/19/2022 1:44:10 PM EDT
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That would be correct. I call it "anti-marketing" aka the hard truth.

Link Posted: 5/19/2022 2:48:16 PM EDT
[#10]
You forgot the overwhelming odor of cat piss.
Link Posted: 5/22/2022 6:53:48 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/22/2022 6:57:07 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/22/2022 12:48:18 PM EDT
[#13]
Bottom row for the "Asian American and Pacific Islander Heritage Month" win!

Link Posted: 5/22/2022 3:32:08 PM EDT
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"Vendor pushing a revolver on a woman."

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Link Posted: 5/22/2022 6:54:02 PM EDT
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If you couldn't get enough or didn't go don't worry: there's another show at the fairgrounds in 3 weeks.
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