Keeping the wife "happy"? OR more of "if my son breaks it" type of deal

In True ARFCOM fashion....both....

That-a-boy!

Ya know ... adults can "hold it in" and manage. Try telling that to a kid, at some unfathomable point, the threshold of a dam will be breached and there will be nothing adults/parents can do about it. It will sluice, poop, jet, slush, etc. along with a distinct aroma.





A bumper dumper seems a good deal considering the outcome of the above I've had to deal with that, but luckily my wife and our kid got to the bush on time (crouch crouch crouch, look left, look right, all clear, crouch into the bush, clear the breech, fire in the hooole). Yes, it was in an urban jungle somewhere in VA, actually Echomancer might use that park from time to time

 

A kid should know how to shit in the woods as well.

Shitting in the woods is easy. Shitting on an airplane is quite the experience I hear.

...and learn to pack some mountain money, or they'll be going home without a sleeve or two on their shirt.

Shit tickets.