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Posted: 8/2/2020 9:26:07 PM EDT
...you peek out the window, AND SEE THIS!
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Posted: 8/2/2020 9:27:26 PM EDT
[#1]
It's the Boogeyman!!!
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Posted: 8/2/2020 9:27:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/2/2020 9:30:18 PM EDT
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MYOB
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Posted: 8/2/2020 9:31:02 PM EDT
[#4]
Meh she probably deserved it. MYOB.
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Posted: 8/2/2020 9:31:55 PM EDT
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It's the Boogeyman!!! "I'm not afraid of no booger-man." |
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Posted: 8/2/2020 9:32:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: MYOB Yeah if I found out you watched my wife or daughter get carried out and didn't do anything about it.... Let's say.. it would be extremely painful.... for you... emotionally.. |
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Posted: 8/2/2020 9:32:51 PM EDT
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Pistol and flashlight.
zag out from behind hard cover while exclaiming "surprise motherfucker" ask chad what he doing with that limp wench. 2 things can happen here. He concedes to my authority dropping the girl and pissing on himself for me. Or he gets ventilated and I pee him |
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Posted: 8/2/2020 9:33:57 PM EDT
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Not today Mr. ATF Man.
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Posted: 8/2/2020 9:34:34 PM EDT
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Yea, I dont most of the few neighbors I do have. So zfg.
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Posted: 8/2/2020 9:35:47 PM EDT
[#10]
That's a nice porch , is it screened in ?
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Posted: 8/2/2020 9:36:50 PM EDT
[#11]
Molotov
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Posted: 8/2/2020 9:38:19 PM EDT
[#12]
Someone was tired of her shit.
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Posted: 8/2/2020 9:38:41 PM EDT
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Disguise myself as a girl scout
Walk across street Ring doorbell Sell them dollar store cookies for 10 bucks a box. |
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Posted: 8/2/2020 9:40:45 PM EDT
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I retract my myob reply, more appropriate currently to yell, “Hey! You forgot your mask!”
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Posted: 8/2/2020 9:40:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/2/2020 9:51:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: "I'm not afraid of no booger-man." I tell my dog all the time that I am far more scary and dangerous than what ever she growls at at night. If I saw someone looking like they are carrying a body I am going to be engaged. Draw my gun, call 911 and I’ll follow at a safe distance assuming they are headed to a car. Not on my watch! |
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Posted: 8/2/2020 10:05:46 PM EDT
[#17]
Aim down at him from the tree I was watching from
and see what he does 
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Posted: 8/2/2020 10:31:03 PM EDT
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I don't have any neighbors that close, when I hear something outside it's usually something with 4 legs, so an AR comes with me.
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Posted: 8/2/2020 11:44:17 PM EDT
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I'd say "OH GOD, I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING IN COLOR!!!" or "Hmm, that guy carrying the girl keeps happening over and over. There is a glitch in the Matrix. I'd better call Morpheus. He can run Techtool Pro and fix it."
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Posted: 8/2/2020 11:48:53 PM EDT
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My cheating wife's other lover.
Can't afford a divorce right now. 
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Posted: 8/2/2020 11:50:27 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'd say "OH GOD, I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING IN COLOR!!!" or "Hmm, that guy carrying the girl keeps happening over and over. There is a glitch in the Matrix. I'd better call Morpheus. He can run Techtool Pro and fix it." Almost exactly what I was thinking! Nothing to be alarmed about. The girl always returns to the front door. |
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Posted: 8/2/2020 11:51:55 PM EDT
[#22]
She seemed small, a spinner?
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Posted: 8/2/2020 11:55:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: "I'm not afraid of no booger-man." "Well if I had a big horse pistol like that, I wouldn't be either" |
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Posted: 8/3/2020 12:25:34 AM EDT
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They’re headed to Waugh Mart for more Catsup
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Posted: 8/3/2020 12:28:32 AM EDT
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Neighbors from The Burbs?
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Posted: 8/3/2020 12:29:57 AM EDT
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Quoted: Neighbors from The Burbs? Thats Mr. Myers, i think '78? |
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Posted: 8/3/2020 12:32:34 AM EDT
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Time to call the police
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Posted: 8/3/2020 12:32:34 AM EDT
[#28]
Go to the upstairs closet and get that cool souvenir Grandpa brought back from WWII...
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Posted: 8/3/2020 12:43:41 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/3/2020 12:45:51 AM EDT
[#30]
Ask if he wants to come over and try my imitation crab meat.
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Posted: 8/3/2020 12:46:43 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/3/2020 3:33:17 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Disguise myself as a girl scout Walk across street Ring doorbell Sell them dollar store cookies for 10 bucks a box. 
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Posted: 8/3/2020 3:46:11 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeah if I found out you watched my wife or daughter get carried out and didn't do anything about it.... Let's say.. it would be extremely painful.... for you... emotionally.. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: MYOB Yeah if I found out you watched my wife or daughter get carried out and didn't do anything about it.... Let's say.. it would be extremely painful.... for you... emotionally.. You take this shit way to personal. |
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Posted: 8/3/2020 9:42:38 AM EDT
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I don't live "in" town, so all I see is beans. But if I lived near house I'd let the dags loose. They like having fun!
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