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3/28/2021 6:38:59 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Welcome to the "official" You Laugh You Lose (YLYL) thread.  We are setting up an official thread because there have been problems with these threads in the past, in that people have posted jokes/memes that are too edgy.

We totally understand that humor is subjective, and what might offend one person might be considered hilarious by another.  Unfortunately, that means that we cannot tell you PRECISELY where the line is, because each joke is obviously different, and trying to come up with some explicit rule would result in a thousand rules and restrictions, and would STILL have a grey area and endless loopholes for barracks lawyers to try to weasel through in order to post as edgy a joke as possible.

As a general rule, if your joke relies on racial stereotypes, or encourages violence, or is using topics like incest, harm against children or animals, genocide, etc. to be funny, then it's probably best to NOT post it.  That's NOT an exhaustive list, but rather EXAMPLES of what may be over the line.

As a potential rule of thumb, maybe ask yourself "would I be okay telling this joke at a family gathering?" or "would this joke be okay to send out in a work email?" - if you can definitely answer yes to those questions, then you are probably fine.  (And again, this is not a rule - so please don't post a meme making a dark holocaust joke, and then defend it by saying you work at a crematorium and you and your colleagues make Jew/oven jokes all the time, so therefore it should be okay because you WOULD send this joke in a work email.   Again, I am not describing a rule - I am giving an example).

Ultimately, the mods/staff who oversee this thread will be following their best judgment.  If they think something is "over the line" they will remove the image/joke from the thread, and they will remove the poster's ability to post in the thread.  In other words, if you cross the line, you will receive a ban from the thread, and likely an account warning. (This is directly in response to members constantly telling us "Do not lock the thread - lock the violators").  This also means that the mods can definitely use your help.  If you see a joke/meme that you think is over the line, please use the report button and let the mods know so they can clean it up and we can keep the thread going.  Please DO NOT QUOTE a joke/meme if you think it might be over the line; doing so makes the job of the mods harder.  In fact, if you see a questionable post, if you encourage your fellow member to go back and edit/delete it, it will save work for mods, and will potentially save your fellow member from being booted from the thread.  This is an important point: the more you can help the mods, and the more you can police yourselves and members who might cross the line (accidentally or deliberately), the easier it will be for us to keep this thread open.  

Since humor is inherently subjective, you are going to have to trust the mods, if you are going to post in this thread.  If you do not trust the mods to be fair, then you probably shouldn't post in the thread.  

I will be the Staffer overseeing this thread, and I will use my judgment (in consultation with mods and other Staff), and I will be checking it daily.  The mods and I will be coordinating and communicating, to make sure we are as consistent as possible.  

If your goal is to share fun jokes, images and memes with others on the site, and have a good laugh, then we want you to post in this thread, and we thank you for contributing to the site.   If your goal is to post dark or edgy jokes, or to try to discover EXACTLY where the line is, so you can tip-toe along it, or to try to push that line further out ... then we really prefer you refrain from posting in the thread.
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And just like that, DK-prof’s Mod Approval ranking plummeted to never before seen depths.
Here I am, Here I remain
3/28/2021 6:49:31 PM EDT
[#2]
CAN YOU HELL PME? IMMA DRANK
3/28/2021 7:06:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: lilMAC25][Edited] [#3]
@DK-Prof ‘s dream woman

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CMf2x5DBICa/?igshid=ecemxv70tt4a
Here I am, Here I remain
3/28/2021 7:24:08 PM EDT
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Post Fail.
"A Californian telling me about freedom.... It's like a Muslim telling me about Jesus." ~ZW17

Psalm 144: 1-2

$20 is $20
3/28/2021 7:26:37 PM EDT
[#5]
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Originally Posted By lilMAC25:


And just like that, DK-prof’s Mod Approval ranking plummeted to never before seen depths.
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3/28/2021 7:35:58 PM EDT
[#6]
“So, never give up. Continue to fight. You’ll either find a win here and there, or you’ll die fighting. I can accept either of those out comes”- March 31st, 2020 - Until Valhalla
3/28/2021 7:36:37 PM EDT
[#7]
“So, never give up. Continue to fight. You’ll either find a win here and there, or you’ll die fighting. I can accept either of those out comes”- March 31st, 2020 - Until Valhalla
3/28/2021 7:37:13 PM EDT
[#8]
“So, never give up. Continue to fight. You’ll either find a win here and there, or you’ll die fighting. I can accept either of those out comes”- March 31st, 2020 - Until Valhalla
3/28/2021 7:49:13 PM EDT
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Post Fail.

Simmer down Karen, I used the Instagram widget.



Here I am, Here I remain
3/28/2021 8:55:27 PM EDT
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Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.

Mark Twain
3/28/2021 8:55:41 PM EDT
[#11]
We of Generation X will get this immediately...

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We'll figure something out.
Callsign: Contusion
3/28/2021 8:58:17 PM EDT
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We'll figure something out.
Callsign: Contusion
3/28/2021 9:34:21 PM EDT
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oh good grief, that took me a while
Don't be so open-minded that your brains fall out.

General education should not be mere job training, but training of the mind to reason. https://welltrainedmind.com/a/classical-education/
3/28/2021 10:02:17 PM EDT
[#14]
We'll figure something out.
Callsign: Contusion
3/28/2021 10:03:55 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Brisk322:
We of Generation X will get this immediately...

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Looks like The Book of the Dead has been smoking some kine bud.
Got my 45 on so I can rock on.
3/28/2021 10:07:45 PM EDT
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I'm laughing and the wife wants to know "what was that noise?".

3/28/2021 10:08:56 PM EDT
[#17]
Every normal man, at times, must be tempted to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
3/28/2021 10:10:39 PM EDT
[#18]
Mutant Hummingbirds!!

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3/28/2021 10:14:12 PM EDT
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I lost!
The Second Amendment: Preserving our right to petition the government - with malice.
"I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really. Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'."
Virginia Is For Loners (TM)
3/28/2021 10:36:44 PM EDT
[#20]
"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”,
Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen"
3/28/2021 10:38:06 PM EDT
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3/28/2021 10:54:11 PM EDT
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..... i cant get gif to work . Smfh
3/29/2021 3:59:05 AM EDT
[#24]
But he sure found out the hard way
That dreams don't always come true
3/29/2021 4:02:01 AM EDT
[#25]
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Originally Posted By Brisk322:
We of Generation X will get this immediately...

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Might want to double check the goal posts as it has moved many times on that...

3/29/2021 4:13:16 AM EDT
[#26]
But he sure found out the hard way
That dreams don't always come true
3/29/2021 5:43:47 AM EDT
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3/29/2021 6:09:44 AM EDT
[#28]
Tag for latest losing.

Many thanks to the powers that be for bringing this back.  Never fails to start my day off right!
3/29/2021 6:56:30 AM EDT
[#29]
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Originally Posted By HeyCoach:
45_ManBearPig, a poster with no avatar, feels disgruntled

              45_ManBearPig
      I have purchased many thousands times your annual
      pitiful salary in premium AR products therefore
      my opinion is supreme. I demand a refund, this product
      could not survive my bandsaw.

A poster believes 45_ManBearPig is a reasonable person and offers assistance. A poster is wrong.

              45_ManBearPig
      You cannot help me I do not require assistance. Do
      you own a gun from hot? I have 11, as many as I have
      years of disabled service.

The Dick-Professor laughs out loud and posts an acronym to make all aware.

A cat with a sexy pirate avatar accuses the OP of being a poor, a mortal sin.

              45_ManBearPig
      I cannot be a poor I have acquired multiple benefits.
      Thank you for my service. Where is my cake?

There is no cake. The cake was also disabled.

              45_ManBearPig (CONT'D)
      I was promised 22 years of cake. You have no
      right to cancel cake.

The memes begin to flow. They are glorious. We bask in their glory. A poster
presents dancing Asians. They are appreciated but do not pacify the mob.

              (REPEAT 50 PAGES)

A poster is not concerned with all that has been discussed. He comments on the original
post. All feel disdain for him.

              45_ManBearPig
      I am a lawyer. I know what is right and I am right
      because I once held an FFL in my hand.

A guy made of jeeps makes a spicy meme about butt sex. All laugh
because butt sex is humorous.

Premium AR Product Maker posts in thread. No one reads but all rejoice.

A moderator locks 45_ManBearPig from posting more diarrhea but the fun never ends.

              Definitely_Not45MBP
      Hello internet friends. I also hate Premium AR Product Maker
      and enjoy receiving anal sex like the OP.

Internet detectives find this to be suspicious. It does not seem reasonable that
two individuals could both hate Premium AR Product Maker and enjoy receiving anal sex.
The call for a superhero. His power is to see eye peas. He will inspect
Definitely_Not45MBP's eye peas. His verdict is guilty.

The crowd chants "GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY"

Definitely_Not45MBP is sentenced to dick punching.

The crowd laughs out loud.

Now is the time for shit posting. The flow of memes cannot be stopped. The consumption
of resources exceeds the supply.

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I lost.
It is one thing for a society to elect change; it is another for a court of law to impose change by adjudging those who oppose it hostes humani generis, enemies of the human race. --Justice Scalia
3/29/2021 7:21:16 AM EDT
[#30]
"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”,
Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen"
3/29/2021 8:46:32 AM EDT
[#31]
D U P E
"If you think this has a happy ending, then you haven't been paying attention"
Thx Mr_Mowet & evo7011 for memberships

Only Jibbers can save us now.
3/29/2021 9:03:36 AM EDT
[#32]
CAN YOU HELL PME? IMMA DRANK
3/29/2021 9:16:39 AM EDT
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That reminded me of this one-
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3/29/2021 10:06:38 AM EDT
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It's a strange, strange world we live in, Master Jack
3/29/2021 1:29:16 PM EDT
[#35]
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Originally Posted By lilMAC25:
@DK-Prof ‘s dream woman

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CMf2x5DBICa/?igshid=ecemxv70tt4a
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I was expecting Björk.
I am determined to defend my rights and maintain my freedom or sell my life in the attempt. - Nathanael Greene
3/29/2021 1:31:27 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MotorMouth:

I was expecting Björk.
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Originally Posted By MotorMouth:
Originally Posted By lilMAC25:
@DK-Prof ‘s dream woman

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CMf2x5DBICa/?igshid=ecemxv70tt4a

I was expecting Björk.


I'm still not convinced that's NOT a trap.  
LittlePony: I'm gay, not a faggot.
3/29/2021 1:34:31 PM EDT
[#37]
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Originally Posted By DK-Prof:


I'm still not convinced that's NOT a trap.  
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Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Originally Posted By MotorMouth:
Originally Posted By lilMAC25:
@DK-Prof ‘s dream woman

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CMf2x5DBICa/?igshid=ecemxv70tt4a

I was expecting Björk.


I'm still not convinced that's NOT a trap.  



I haven't seen a pic of Bjork in 20 years or so, but back in the 90's.... man.  I need to go to confession.  
"A Californian telling me about freedom.... It's like a Muslim telling me about Jesus." ~ZW17

Psalm 144: 1-2

$20 is $20
3/29/2021 1:42:42 PM EDT
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“Any problem on Earth can be solved with the careful application of high explosives. The trick is not to be around when they go off.” - Colonel Mertz von Quirnheim
3/29/2021 1:44:31 PM EDT
[#39]
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Originally Posted By DK-Prof:


I'm still not convinced that's NOT a trap.  
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Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Originally Posted By MotorMouth:
Originally Posted By lilMAC25:
@DK-Prof ‘s dream woman

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CMf2x5DBICa/?igshid=ecemxv70tt4a

I was expecting Björk.


I'm still not convinced that's NOT a trap.  

She is an odd one.
I am determined to defend my rights and maintain my freedom or sell my life in the attempt. - Nathanael Greene
3/29/2021 1:45:20 PM EDT
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- let's avoid jokes that include references to the Holocaust and Anne Frank being killed -
Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.

SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS

Fact is stranger than fiction -Mark Twain
3/29/2021 1:50:27 PM EDT
[#41]
3/29/2021 2:02:27 PM EDT
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In on the new improved politically correct page 1.
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Funny? Only in the deep dark north.
3/29/2021 2:03:05 PM EDT
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Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.

SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS

Fact is stranger than fiction -Mark Twain
3/29/2021 2:59:43 PM EDT
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3/29/2021 3:24:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: DK-Prof][Edited] [#45]
- please post commentary, suggestion or complaints in the other thread.  THIS thread is for jokes - -


https://www.ar15.com/forums/General/This-thread-is-for-complaining-and-or-discussing-the-new-YLYL-rules/5-2438675/
3/29/2021 3:29:27 PM EDT
[#46]
Biden Grabass - Louder With Crowder Animation


NSFW - language.
Freedom and Justice come out of a box. Sometimes it is a Jury box. Sometimes it is a Ballot box. Other times it has to come from a Cartridge box!
3/29/2021 3:34:34 PM EDT
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I lost.  I hear it in Danny Trejo's voice.
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3/29/2021 3:40:17 PM EDT
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That snow blower really does a good job on that sidewalk.
3/29/2021 3:45:33 PM EDT
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3/29/2021 3:51:19 PM EDT
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Jeez dude, put a NSFW warning up.  
Meh, sort of want.  
"A Californian telling me about freedom.... It's like a Muslim telling me about Jesus." ~ZW17

Psalm 144: 1-2

$20 is $20

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