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Link Posted: 2/9/2019 10:22:22 PM EDT
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WalMart has been running a deal where you get $75 credit if you apply for a card.

It just so happened that day they had Federal 30-30 for $7 a box.
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Damn. Cheapest I've seen it here was 11.97.  I bought a fuckton of it then.
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 10:23:24 PM EDT
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Volenteered to stop and get a couple things after getting a beard trim, the wife turned a few things into a huge list.

So I get to Walmart in the middle of snowmageddon and after spending an hour tracking down all of the random shit she desired I proceeded to the checkout.

All of the lines were out to the clothing and there was a general sense of panic. The 2 beasts in front of me finally got done being rung up and the smaller of the 2, (about 450lbs and looks like a beach ball with toothpicks for arms and legs) asks the geriatric who's running the checkout. "Can I apply for a Walmart credit card" and proceeds to fill out a fucking credit card app to pay for her cart of junk food.

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Sucks but I get it... I like when old cocksuckers hold up the line at a gas station by buying a fuck load of lottery tickets and filling them out..
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 10:23:52 PM EDT
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Get one of these:



2 reasons:

1) it's dirt cheap

2) Nobody cares what we look like anyway.
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 10:24:38 PM EDT
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Op ,that would have pissed me off too .I've noticed lately a lot of people who reply to posts on here are smart asses . I think they are liberals who have joined to disrupt the site  .Either that or they have low self-esteem and need to cut others down to feel better . To the smart asses ,if you don't like my post ,bite me . Damn fruit cakes. End of My rant .3/10
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How much did you pay for your account? There’s no fucking way you’ve been here since ‘12 and don’t know that GD is full of smart asses.
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 10:29:05 PM EDT
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Fuck no. I'm straight.
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You go somewhere to have your beard trimmed?

You don't???
Fuck no. I'm straight.
You sure got real defensive there, guy.  
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 10:30:08 PM EDT
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Op ,that would have pissed me off too .I've noticed lately a lot of people who reply to posts on here are smart asses . I think they are liberals who have joined to disrupt the site  .Either that or they have low self-esteem and need to cut others down to feel better . To the smart asses ,if you don't like my post ,bite me . Damn fruit cakes. End of My rant .3/10
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Reported.
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 10:31:32 PM EDT
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People still go to Walmart?
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 10:33:05 PM EDT
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Someone else trims your beard.

Wife stiffs you into deep Walmart shopping.

You choose the line with the beachball person.

You then whine on GD.

OP has Low T.
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 10:33:12 PM EDT
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I may be wrong, but I'm pretty sure Walmart is the largest retail company in the world, so yeah, people still go to Walmart. Lots and lots of people. Everyday.
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 10:33:29 PM EDT
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I'm tired of all the complaining threads of scumy people, just go ahead and euthanize them OP
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 10:33:50 PM EDT
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Do you ever see empty parking lots?
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 10:36:07 PM EDT
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If you have time for a beardicure, you have time to wait in the checkout line.

Lumbersexual and the obligatory beard
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 10:36:34 PM EDT
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-thread not going quite as planned.
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 10:37:26 PM EDT
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Op ,that would have pissed me off too .I've noticed lately a lot of people who reply to posts on here are smart asses . I think they are liberals who have joined to disrupt the site  .Either that or they have low self-esteem and need to cut others down to feel better . To the smart asses ,if you don't like my post ,bite me . Damn fruit cakes. End of My rant .3/10
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Please continue to hold and the next available Team Member will be with you as soon as possible....
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 10:42:48 PM EDT
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Fuck no. I'm straight.
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You go somewhere to have your beard trimmed?

You don't???
Fuck no. I'm straight.
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 10:46:34 PM EDT
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Op ,that would have pissed me off too .I've noticed lately a lot of people who reply to posts on here are smart asses . I think they are liberals who have joined to disrupt the site  .Either that or they have low self-esteem and need to cut others down to feel better . To the smart asses ,if you don't like my post ,bite me . Damn fruit cakes. End of My rant .3/10
Your post is very important to us.

Please continue to hold and the next available Team Member will be with you as soon as possible....
You crack me up!  
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 10:47:41 PM EDT
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OP derailed his own thread by mentioning the beard trimming.



Sorry OP, but Arfcom gonna Arfcom.
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Link Posted: 2/9/2019 10:49:37 PM EDT
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The people of walmart. Its a real thing.
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 10:50:22 PM EDT
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People still go to Walmart?
Do you ever see empty parking lots?
Walmart's worldwide revenue was over $500 billion last year.
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 10:51:57 PM EDT
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The people of walmart. Its a real NASTY thing.
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FIFY
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 10:51:59 PM EDT
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I may be wrong, but I'm pretty sure Walmart is the largest retail company in the world, so yeah, people still go to Walmart. Lots and lots of people. Everyday.
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The trick is to go in through the auto section and check out & exit there too.

Say you need, I don't know, -25F windshield washer fluid. Do you want to wait to get through the slow walking zones in front to spend 30 laps trying to find a space, only having to walk clear to the back of the store, then back out to front register hell, where they take pics of freaks and post em on the interweb? Wait forever and dodge meth heads getting back to your car?

Heeeelllllll no.

You zip around back, past the loading docks and containers and smashed up cardboard on pallets and slip into a auto service dept parking spot, zip in and get some wd40 and a 12-pack of tighty whities (because laundry is for suckas) and shazam! You're out the door and on your way.

Link Posted: 2/9/2019 10:52:29 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/9/2019 10:55:53 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/9/2019 10:55:56 PM EDT
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Gets beard trimmed- high end classy rich mofo

Goes to Walmart- low class scum of society

End result- middle class
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I know a few doctors that have no life that think WM is the shit.



They have more money than I could ever dream of making but drive around in beat-up 2001 Camrys
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 10:57:32 PM EDT
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Snow in Mexico?
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Link Posted: 2/9/2019 10:58:37 PM EDT
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Was wondering the same.... No wonder they want to invade AZ, TX, NM, PRK, etc..
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 10:59:15 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/9/2019 10:59:59 PM EDT
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Guy, I walked around a corner, on my usual route to work on Friday and saw the white chalk body outline equivalent of a shit
against a concrete wall.

Thankfully someone or something had disturbed the crime scene and removed the majority of the corpus delicti.

Today, I scrubbed the piss out of the soles of my shoes.

If you're not going to make it funny, not threadworthy!
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 11:01:42 PM EDT
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Most people do not use CCs like that.  A lot of people just buy crap on credit to run up a tab.
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Why would i care if another person uses a credit card in a wrong way?

I buy groceries on my credit card all the time and pay it off within 24 hours

Or is it because they are fat so they must be dumb? I'm fat and mostly not dumb.
Most people do not use CCs like that.  A lot of people just buy crap on credit to run up a tab.
Well how does the op know how that person was going to use it?

See he assumed they were  idiots because they were fat
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 11:05:14 PM EDT
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OP mad because he has a 530 credit score.
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I had to laugh at that. Mexico walmart problems.
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 11:06:44 PM EDT
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See he assumed they were  idiots because they were fat
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its a stereotype that usually holds true
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 11:08:43 PM EDT
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The trick is to go in through the auto section and check out & exit there too.

Say you need, I don't know, -25F windshield washer fluid. Do you want to wait to get through the slow walking zones in front to spend 30 laps trying to find a space, only having to walk clear to the back of the store, then back out to front register hell, where they take pics of freaks and post em on the interweb? Wait forever and dodge meth heads getting back to your car?

Heeeelllllll no.

You zip around back, past the loading docks and containers and smashed up cardboard on pallets and slip into a auto service dept parking spot, zip in and get some wd40 and a 12-pack of tighty whities (because laundry is for suckas) and shazam! You're out the door and on your way.

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I may be wrong, but I'm pretty sure Walmart is the largest retail company in the world, so yeah, people still go to Walmart. Lots and lots of people. Everyday.
The trick is to go in through the auto section and check out & exit there too.

Say you need, I don't know, -25F windshield washer fluid. Do you want to wait to get through the slow walking zones in front to spend 30 laps trying to find a space, only having to walk clear to the back of the store, then back out to front register hell, where they take pics of freaks and post em on the interweb? Wait forever and dodge meth heads getting back to your car?

Heeeelllllll no.

You zip around back, past the loading docks and containers and smashed up cardboard on pallets and slip into a auto service dept parking spot, zip in and get some wd40 and a 12-pack of tighty whities (because laundry is for suckas) and shazam! You're out the door and on your way.

You are an expert wal-martian. I usually enter and exit through the lawn and garden section and park on the side next to the baled cardboard.
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 11:08:53 PM EDT
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What OP thought he looked like getting his beard trimmed.


What GD thinks OP looks like getting his beard trimmed
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 11:16:57 PM EDT
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Yeah, this!
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You go somewhere to have your beard trimmed?

Yeah, this!
Tier 0.5 OP
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 11:19:13 PM EDT
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OP, where's the beard pics?!?!?!  Show us all that it's worth the price you paid!  Oh, and how much does beard trimming cost in Mexico?
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 11:21:14 PM EDT
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Can you imagine that ass on a toilet seat?

Link Posted: 2/9/2019 11:22:02 PM EDT
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Gets his beard trimmed by another man.

Shops at Walmart.

ArfcomGay to the max.
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Link Posted: 2/9/2019 11:22:18 PM EDT
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Yeah I couldn't read a single thing after that...
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 11:24:14 PM EDT
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Tell it all brother. Manscaping thread.
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 11:24:24 PM EDT
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Volenteered to stop and get a couple things after getting a beard trim, the wife turned a few things into a huge list.

So I get to Walmart in the middle of snowmageddon and after spending an hour tracking down all of the random shit she desired I proceeded to the checkout.

All of the lines were out to the clothing and there was a general sense of panic. The 2 beasts in front of me finally got done being rung up and the smaller of the 2, (about 450lbs and looks like a beach ball with toothpicks for arms and legs) asks the geriatric who's running the checkout. "Can I apply for a Walmart credit card" and proceeds to fill out a fucking credit card app to pay for her cart of junk food.

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I got one for you along those lines.

About 15 months ago in San Antonio, there was a gas shortage. At a Valero station, I stopped on my mountain bike to get some bananas. The line of car for the pump was out the driveway and down the street at least 30 cars long. There were attendants directing each car to a pump spot as they opened up, so the line's moving quite slow, but very orderly. So I'm leaning on my bike eating a banana watching all this. A young black male gets his spot at the pump. He turns off his car and does the slowest swagger I've seen into the station to pay with cash - except he wandered around the store first looking for something.
Link Posted: 2/10/2019 12:34:07 AM EDT
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OP I just got my beard trimmed by a pro for the first time a couple weeks ago.  Totally worth the 15 bucks.

She was cute too.

No hate from me.
Link Posted: 2/10/2019 12:38:38 AM EDT
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OP is now going to start his threads:

Kolat here
Link Posted: 2/10/2019 12:45:05 AM EDT
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Apparently self checkout hasn’t made it to Walmart’s in MEX
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He’s somewhere near Paris and Moscow...
Link Posted: 2/10/2019 1:03:09 AM EDT
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I have a Super Wal-Mart right near my house and still drive 15 min to the Target unless I'm in a hurry.

I don't understand how Wal-Mart attracts the people it does and Target attracts MILFs and middle class people when they both sell almost identical stuff.
Link Posted: 2/10/2019 1:04:12 AM EDT
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Op ,that would have pissed me off too .I've noticed lately a lot of people who reply to posts on here are smart asses . I think they are liberals who have joined to disrupt the site  .Either that or they have low self-esteem and need to cut others down to feel better . To the smart asses ,if you don't like my post ,bite me . Damn fruit cakes. End of My rant .3/10
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Tazewell County education at its finest?
Link Posted: 2/10/2019 1:04:42 AM EDT
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Get one of these:

https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/a6e4a90a-113e-45af-a452-7eae95d90679_1.fe8432fb12ea618c9d0c4878bb48985b.jpeg

2 reasons:

1) it's dirt cheap

2) Nobody cares what we look like anyway.
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Cuts too short
Link Posted: 2/10/2019 1:04:52 AM EDT
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FPNI!

That's weird!
Link Posted: 2/10/2019 1:07:26 AM EDT
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Maybe he's actually a Canadian.
Link Posted: 2/10/2019 1:07:38 AM EDT
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Also, pics of gay beard?
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