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Posted: 5/20/2022 10:00:33 PM EDT
[#1]
Nurse pics?
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Posted: 5/20/2022 10:01:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Nurse pics? This |
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Posted: 5/20/2022 10:01:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Nurse pics? Sorry, the only pictures I got there are ones you probably don't want to see. |
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Posted: 5/20/2022 10:02:32 PM EDT
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Pics of nice colon?
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Posted: 5/20/2022 10:02:40 PM EDT
[#5]
Your "stomach," eh?
Nice. *that's my fetish* |
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Posted: 5/20/2022 10:03:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Sorry, the only pictures I got there are ones you probably don't want to see. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Nurse pics? Sorry, the only pictures I got there are ones you probably don't want to see. Pics? 
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Posted: 5/20/2022 10:06:22 PM EDT
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Quoted: Had my first colonoscopy today. The prep solution sucked. I was up all night. Once they pushed the sedation, i don't remember a thing. The first thing I remember is opening my eyes and see some young girl i didn't recognize rubbing my stomach telling me to fart. I was still pretty much out of it, but remember thinking WTF is going on. Then I remember ripping one of the biggest farts I have ever had. Then I must have blacked out again, because the next thing I remember is coming to and my wife laughing at me several minutes later. I don't know if I should take it as a compliment that the doctor told my wife I had one of the nicest looking colons he had ever seen. I don't remember that either. Glad I don't have to do that again for another 10 years. |
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Posted: 5/20/2022 10:08:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Some people pay extra for that!! That's what I'm afraid of. I will have to double check the bill. |
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Posted: 5/20/2022 10:09:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Some people pay extra for that!! I was never given that option. |
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Posted: 5/20/2022 10:11:03 PM EDT
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That's called a "colonoscopy with a happy ending".
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Posted: 5/20/2022 10:11:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Pics of nice colon? Pics of nurse's colon? |
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Posted: 5/20/2022 10:12:04 PM EDT
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I guarantee nothing in this world can phase that young lady.
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Posted: 5/20/2022 10:12:46 PM EDT
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That’s the best part. Congrats on a healthy asshole and tubing. Prep is less than desirable, but the other outcome is worse.
ETA Poop thread? |
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Posted: 5/20/2022 10:13:18 PM EDT
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Did you ask the nurse for his name and number?
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Posted: 5/20/2022 10:15:04 PM EDT
[#15]
Good for you OP!
I had a consultation last week. Thought it was ironic that masks were required, considering what will be exposed when exam day comes. |
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Posted: 5/20/2022 10:15:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Did you ask the nurse for his name and number? What you did there, I see it. |
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Posted: 5/20/2022 10:17:20 PM EDT
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That was the best sleep of my life, when I had mine....I was so hungry, my wife stopped on the way home, got me two Big Macs and a large fry....got home, she put Kellys Heros on the DVD for me and I slept the rest of the day...
I woke up the next morning and ate a big breakfast and cut the grass.... I do remember a big fart in the recovery room.... |
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Posted: 5/20/2022 10:20:33 PM EDT
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Yeah for me after waking up from the procedure I felt like I needed to take a huge dump right away!! Hit the bathroom and let out a huge fart, haha
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Posted: 5/20/2022 10:22:29 PM EDT
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OP, you were really abducted by aliens.
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Posted: 5/20/2022 10:32:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That was the best sleep of my life, when I had mine....I was so hungry, my wife stopped on the way home, got me two Big Macs and a large fry....got home, she put Kellys Heros on the DVD for me and I slept the rest of the day... I woke up the next morning and ate a big breakfast and cut the grass.... I do remember a big fart in the recovery room.... When I started getting mine, a pancakes and sausage breakfast was always the first thing I looked forward to. Now I transition through liquids back to solids. Takes me about a day to fully switch over. |
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Posted: 5/20/2022 10:33:54 PM EDT
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I had my first a couple of months ago. I missed out on the big fart. My doc used CO2 and told me that it causes less bloating and the need for the giant fart. Weird.
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Posted: 5/20/2022 10:34:56 PM EDT
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Quoted: Had my first colonoscopy today. The prep solution sucked. I was up all night. Once they pushed the sedation, i don't remember a thing. The first thing I remember is opening my eyes and see some young girl i didn't recognize rubbing my stomach telling me to fart. I was still pretty much out of it, but remember thinking WTF is going on. Then I remember ripping one of the biggest farts I have ever had. Then I must have blacked out again, because the next thing I remember is coming to and my wife laughing at me several minutes later. I don't know if I should take it as a compliment that the doctor told my wife I had one of the nicest looking colons he had ever seen. I don't remember that either. Glad I don't have to do that again for another 10 years. Sounds like the best part. |
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Posted: 5/20/2022 10:37:47 PM EDT
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Had my first one this week. Sedation was a total mind twister. It wasn’t until the next day I realized I had huge missing chunks of time during what I thought was a seamless period.
Had a hot pre-op nurse as well 
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Posted: 5/20/2022 10:41:07 PM EDT
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OP you pay good $ for that in the PI ??
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Posted: 5/20/2022 10:42:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Nurse pics? 
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Posted: 5/20/2022 10:44:16 PM EDT
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I feel violated for OP...
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Posted: 5/20/2022 10:51:13 PM EDT
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I wonder if my insurance covers the tummy rub.
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Posted: 5/20/2022 10:52:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Pics of nice colon? 
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Posted: 5/20/2022 10:54:57 PM EDT
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Hallucinative drugs.
Nurse was a dude. |
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Posted: 5/20/2022 10:57:02 PM EDT
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Thatsmyfetish.gif
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Posted: 5/20/2022 10:58:44 PM EDT
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Woke up during my colonoscopy for like 10 seconds. I remember asking the nurse if it was OK that I was awake and if I could watch the procedure on screen.
She said "sure, whatever you want" and then boom, I was out again. They had to haul me out of that place in a wheelchair I was so messed up from, what I assume, was the extra anesthesia they gave me after I woke up. Overall, not terrible. |
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Posted: 5/20/2022 10:59:29 PM EDT
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Coming out thread.
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Posted: 5/20/2022 11:00:37 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/20/2022 11:00:53 PM EDT
[#34]
Propofol - the best sleep you'll ever have. Which coincidentally is the only upside to getting a colonoscopy.
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Posted: 5/20/2022 11:03:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Sorry, the only pictures I got there are ones you probably don't want to see. Oh, YES we do… |
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Posted: 5/21/2022 12:14:12 AM EDT
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Quoted: I don't know if I should take it as a compliment that the doctor told my wife I had one of the nicest looking colons he had ever seen. I don't remember that either. . My friend you were still on drugs and misunderstood, the doctor said “felt,” not seen. …and the nurse was having you do that to get rid of the evidence.
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Posted: 5/21/2022 12:25:38 AM EDT
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i woke up and some old lady in street clothes was pulling up my underwear.
i just assumed she was a hospital employee 
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Posted: 5/21/2022 12:28:02 AM EDT
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They blow air into your colon. You have to get it out because it's really uncomfortable.
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Posted: 5/21/2022 12:30:00 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Coming out thread. Ya… in chunks.  
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Posted: 5/21/2022 12:34:16 AM EDT
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That's nothing, when I had my vasectomy the nurse had to give me a handjob to collect the semen samples because I couldn't perform on my own.
That dude really cared about his patients. |
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Posted: 5/21/2022 12:54:25 AM EDT
[#41]
"I remember is opening my eyes and see some young girl i didn't recognize rubbing my stomach telling me to fart."
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Posted: 5/21/2022 1:37:21 AM EDT
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Quoted: The first thing I remember is opening my eyes and see some young girl i didn't recognize rubbing my stomach telling me to fart.  Attached File |
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Posted: 5/21/2022 2:03:41 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/21/2022 2:08:09 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/21/2022 2:20:10 AM EDT
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Don't be shy, show us pics of that nice colon.
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Posted: 5/21/2022 2:42:17 AM EDT
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My last inspection was about 5 years ago. Wife took me home and while she was away my temperature went to 102 degrees, I was in shock by the time the paramedics arrived. I was a wreck and was rolled into a small room and left me for hours alone. Once they started taking care of me, it took 4 different nurses and used a sonogram to get 2 lines in me. Worst week ever due to pneumonia by aspiration.
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Posted: 5/21/2022 2:50:16 AM EDT
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Diet tips for squeaky clean poop chute?
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Posted: 5/21/2022 3:44:33 AM EDT
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I love arfcom
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Posted: 5/21/2022 3:51:47 AM EDT
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I had my first colonoscopy in June 2020.
Best nap I ever took. When I started to wake up the nurse walked over to, I was twisted around with my ass facing the right side of the bed and my torso facing the left. I looked at her over my right shoulder and let it rip, I then remember saying I am so sorry I farted in your direction, her laughing and saying its ok, time to go home. Wheeled out, took home, and chilled all day. I am on the 5 year plan due to a polyp that was removed. |
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Posted: 5/21/2022 4:00:46 AM EDT
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What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out. Don't ban me
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