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Posted: 1/19/2023 6:57:28 PM EDT
[#1]
I suffer from Hank Hill ass, or lack of
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Posted: 1/19/2023 6:58:12 PM EDT
[#2]
I am totally deaf in my left ear.
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Posted: 1/19/2023 6:58:41 PM EDT
[#3]
Bright red hair. Left handed and Two totally different looking ears. Nose is kinda big also.
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Posted: 1/19/2023 6:58:58 PM EDT
[#4]
I was born fat.
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Posted: 1/19/2023 7:01:21 PM EDT
[#5]
Wow- ARFCOM is like the land of misfit toys...
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Posted: 1/19/2023 7:01:26 PM EDT
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I was born fat. |
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Posted: 1/19/2023 7:01:34 PM EDT
[#7]
A big head, literally and figuratively.
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Posted: 1/19/2023 7:02:34 PM EDT
[#8]
Bad taste.
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Posted: 1/19/2023 7:03:56 PM EDT
[#9]
Narcissistic Personality Disorder
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Posted: 1/19/2023 7:04:03 PM EDT
[#10]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I was born with a heart murmur. My brother was born with 6 toes on one foot. My non-biological grand daughter was born with 4 normal fingers and 2 F'ed up thumbs on one hand. A surgeon made one good thumb out of the two. 2 thumbs on my right hand. After getting rid of the surplus I've had a big scar and no movement at the first joint since. Right handed and left eyed is not exactly a defect but not great for gun selection. |
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Posted: 1/19/2023 7:05:56 PM EDT
[#11]
I don't have a bellybutton. I had an umbilical hernia at birth (like an egg sticking out of my umbilical cord) so they stuck it back in a laced me up with a few stitches. As an 18-24 year old I've wonhundreds of free drinks because nobody believed me. It was also an awesome way to talk to girls and make them laugh hysterically. I mean who the hell doesn't have a God damned belly button???
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Posted: 1/19/2023 7:06:06 PM EDT
[#12]
Mousepenis syndrome
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Posted: 1/19/2023 7:06:37 PM EDT
[#13]
Bicuspid aortic valve. I’ll have to pull the trigger on surgery at some point. I’m weighing age vs. medical advancements.
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Posted: 1/19/2023 7:07:26 PM EDT
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Ugly this and apparently a deviated septum |
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Posted: 1/19/2023 7:08:25 PM EDT
[#15]
Colorblind.
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Posted: 1/19/2023 7:12:13 PM EDT
[#16]
Microcephaly.
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Posted: 1/19/2023 7:12:27 PM EDT
[#17]
Strabismus and a deformed skull,my face is not symmetrical and my forehead comes to point at the top(conehead).
It has bothered me since I was old enough to realise it and it has greatly affected my mental health over the years. |
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Posted: 1/19/2023 7:13:22 PM EDT
[#18]
Thickdick
And A psycho magnet |
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Posted: 1/19/2023 7:14:10 PM EDT
[#19]
Under six foot tall
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Posted: 1/19/2023 7:14:46 PM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: A big head, literally and figuratively. Is it like an orange on a toothpick? Does it have its own weather system? |
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Posted: 1/19/2023 7:15:45 PM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I am totally deaf in my left ear. So Ted nugent IS an arfcommer after all |
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Posted: 1/19/2023 7:16:58 PM EDT
[#22]
"Whose momma drank?" thread.
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Posted: 1/19/2023 7:17:09 PM EDT
[#23]
No defects, I was born a perfect asshole.
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Posted: 1/19/2023 7:18:54 PM EDT
[#24]
Deviate septum. Can still take a punch if need be.
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Posted: 1/19/2023 7:19:18 PM EDT
[#25]
I have Patella Alta which is a condition where a person is born with a kneecap positioned higher in the front of the knee than the average person. People with this are often good athletes and do well in high jump, triple jump and basketball. I unfortunately got none of these benefits and constantly fuck my knees up.
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Posted: 1/19/2023 7:20:01 PM EDT
[#26]
5’8”itis
Also Cross dominant. Great for golf, shit for guns |
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Posted: 1/19/2023 7:20:38 PM EDT
[#27]
None that I can think of.
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Posted: 1/19/2023 7:31:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: 5’8”itis your poor mother. 
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Posted: 1/19/2023 7:32:50 PM EDT
[#29]
The two toes next to my big toe are fused together on both feet. Not webbed (would have been nice for swimming), but they go completely unnoticed when wearing sandals. I just can wear those cool Vibram five finger shoes
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Posted: 1/19/2023 7:36:16 PM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Is it like an orange on a toothpick? Does it have its own weather system? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: A big head, literally and figuratively. Is it like an orange on a toothpick? Does it have its own weather system? Sometimes insects get trapped in the gravity well. |
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Posted: 1/19/2023 7:36:40 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/19/2023 7:39:21 PM EDT
[#32]
Alcoholism
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Posted: 1/19/2023 7:40:35 PM EDT
[#33]
Someone forgot to install "will to live" before I made it off the assembly line...
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Posted: 1/19/2023 7:41:39 PM EDT
[#34]
Womanly wrists.
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Posted: 1/19/2023 7:42:03 PM EDT
[#35]
I’m short ,bald and ugly with horrible vision..
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Posted: 1/19/2023 7:43:15 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: A whales vagina. Check with the guy who made the first post, maybe y'all can work something out. |
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Posted: 1/19/2023 7:45:34 PM EDT
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I’m highly allergic to kryptonite. I can do a bunch of other cool stuff though.
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Posted: 1/19/2023 7:48:34 PM EDT
[#38]
I don't answer questions.
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Posted: 1/19/2023 7:52:24 PM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Little Donny symdrome Small hands? |
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Posted: 1/19/2023 8:02:37 PM EDT
[#40]
Shatzki ring
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Posted: 1/19/2023 8:07:09 PM EDT
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Quoted: Pectus excavatum Mild pectus excavatum. Tall and slender build. Extreme nearsightedness. An abnormally curved spine. Positive wrist and thumb sign:  Apparently I also don't heal like a normal person. Fun stuff
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Posted: 1/19/2023 8:10:52 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Atrial septal defect. Hope it's not giving you any issues. My daughter just had surgery to repair her's. |
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Posted: 1/19/2023 8:12:12 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted: Pectus excavatum Before COVID was a thing, I caught COCKHUGE-89 in the womb. The effects were long... to put it bluntly. |
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Posted: 1/19/2023 8:18:33 PM EDT
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As a righty, need to worry about ear pro as that is the only ear (R) I can hear from.
Tumor and deaf in left ear. Makes for a good solution to the Mrs. snoring though. Good ear in the pillow! |
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Posted: 1/19/2023 8:21:21 PM EDT
[#45]
Elephantitus of the shlong
It’s a burden I bear  I had my nieces and nephews convinced for years that I had a tail. Mrs. chipling and their parents played along with the ruse, it was great fun. |
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Posted: 1/19/2023 8:23:52 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Atrial septal defect. Same here. I had it repaired in 1973, by Denton Cooley, the heart transplant guy. |
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Posted: 1/19/2023 8:39:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I don't answer questions. |
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Posted: 1/19/2023 8:40:54 PM EDT
[#48]
Insanely good looking and my sweat smells like Polo cologne
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Posted: 1/19/2023 8:47:41 PM EDT
[#49]
Fu*ked up thumbs. Not sure what the medical term is, heard it once and forgot it. But my large thumb joint, closest to my palm is at a natural 90 degree angle. Met one other person with the same issue in my lifetime.
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Posted: 1/19/2023 8:55:16 PM EDT
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: An abnormally large penis. That’s my cross to bear. It’s tough walking around with a 5 pound brick in my pants. |
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