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Posted: 8/22/2023 7:30:28 PM EDT
What works, what doesn’t.  Need to be prepared!



Link Posted: 8/22/2023 7:31:38 PM EDT
[#1]
Set phaser to UV, wide beam.

Duh.

Link Posted: 8/22/2023 7:33:01 PM EDT
[#2]
Garlic underwear
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 7:34:05 PM EDT
[#3]
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Effective against a broad spectrum of vampires
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 7:39:09 PM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 7:41:39 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/22/2023 7:42:59 PM EDT
[#6]
Don't invite them in.
Don't go out at night (daywalkers, I know).
10mm in some form, may as well.
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 7:44:55 PM EDT
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Don't go out at night (daywalkers, I know).
10mm in some form, may as well.
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This, … except the 10mm ammo needs to be silver-tipped.
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 7:45:35 PM EDT
[#8]
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Amilyn long death scene and post credit scene... | Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 7:48:19 PM EDT
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Hollow point with garlic in the tip
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 7:49:11 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/22/2023 7:52:01 PM EDT
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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RIP Pee Wee Herman & Rutger Hauer
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 7:54:39 PM EDT
[#12]
Crucifix, holy water, garlic and a UV-B light source.
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 7:55:15 PM EDT
[#13]
Steady diet of garlic knots
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 7:55:16 PM EDT
[#14]
If it looks like her...I be dead.
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 7:55:47 PM EDT
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Why not just cast silver bullets?

Link Posted: 8/22/2023 7:56:12 PM EDT
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Silver is for werewolves, you need to dip them in dead man’s blood for vampires
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 7:56:26 PM EDT
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So the vampires are also werewolves?



Just stick with wooden stakes.  Cheap, readily available, easy to use.
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 7:56:26 PM EDT
[#18]
Naw. Here's the real deal.  Hopefully this works...



And the ammo...



Link Posted: 8/22/2023 7:56:59 PM EDT
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ZING!



Link Posted: 8/22/2023 7:57:49 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/22/2023 8:00:00 PM EDT
[#21]
I always say a prayer. If God is with you no one can stand against you.
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 8:00:31 PM EDT
[#22]
A looong tme ago, some gun rag featured a custom revolver vampire kit in a coffin box.

ETA: It's in the NRA Museum and is a Colt.
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 8:03:51 PM EDT
[#23]
Decent size knife or short sword, perhaps an axe. Some thing you would trust to chop a human head off.

Garlic and a garlic rich diet.

UV lights.

An AR or some other semi auto rifle to drive them back.

Wooden stakes are majorly over rated for this kind of work. A railroad spike does as well or better.
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 8:03:59 PM EDT
[#24]
A good prenup....
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 8:04:50 PM EDT
[#25]
Look about eight posts above. And it was a Colt.
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 8:06:00 PM EDT
[#26]
Vampire #1 will have to be repelled by traditional means.  Garlic, holy water, crucifixes, etc.

Vampire #2 wont bother anyone that is a member of this site.
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 8:10:09 PM EDT
[#27]
Even though people say they are not real, believe me they are.
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 8:10:57 PM EDT
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Bazinga!
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 8:12:08 PM EDT
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Vampire #2 wont bother anyone that is a member of this site.
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Actually, that's kind of kink of mine.



Link Posted: 8/22/2023 8:12:25 PM EDT
[#30]
This is what I carry in my 38 at night
Winchester .38 silver tip JHP

Everyone knows vampires are allergic to silver. Also works good on warewolves too.

don't make me take a pic and prove it!
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 8:18:03 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/22/2023 8:18:28 PM EDT
[#32]
OST. Finally a fun thread again!
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 8:19:45 PM EDT
[#33]
Hire this guy

Link Posted: 8/22/2023 8:20:39 PM EDT
[#34]
Condoms lubed with holy water.
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 8:21:16 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/22/2023 8:24:10 PM EDT
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So the vampires are also werewolves?
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This, … except the 10mm ammo needs to be silver-tipped.


So the vampires are also werewolves?

No, but they’re both toxically affected by a solid dose of silver. Vamp lore just emphasizes the finality of the big-stake-in-the-heart more.

Just stick with wooden stakes.  Cheap, readily available, easy to use.

No question. They’re Old School proven.
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 8:24:21 PM EDT
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Even though people say they are not real, believe me they are.
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"TMFINR!"
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 8:27:30 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/22/2023 8:34:56 PM EDT
[#40]
Into every generation a Slayer is born, one girl in all the world


Link Posted: 8/22/2023 8:37:09 PM EDT
[#41]
https://throwflame.com/products/xl18-flamethrower/

Everything burns when it gets hot enough
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 8:40:54 PM EDT
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I thought vampires prefer virgins…..

This site is so screwed….
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 8:42:02 PM EDT
[#43]
No protection wanted.

Link Posted: 8/22/2023 8:43:40 PM EDT
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So sayeth St. Milo
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 8:46:45 PM EDT
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Made this a couple years ago for just such an emergency.  Nothing fancy, just a cross, a bottle of holy water, a few mr. pointies and a big fuckin hammer.  Ended up selling it at a scifi convention, but I have 40 gr. hollowpoints for my AR and I'm pretty sure vaporized brains ends the problem.
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 8:47:54 PM EDT
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A Bowie knife killed Dracula in Bram Stoker’s novel—I vote Randall Confederate Bowie or Smithsonian Bowie.

On the Bowie knife,  “It must be long enough to use as a sword, sharp enough to use as a razor, wide enough to use as a paddle, and heavy enough to use as a hatchet." -Russell T. Johnson
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 8:49:04 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/22/2023 8:51:04 PM EDT
[#48]
Wait... broke brain moment... Vampire #1... the master from Salem's Lot... he crashed through the window at Mark's house, but I don't remember him ever being invited in... he also disproved crosses in a way.   He easily defeated the priest, who was weak in faith... Crosses have to backed with faith...

Be merciful.   I haven't read the book in probably 46 years...
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 8:52:52 PM EDT
[#49]
This guy

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I haven't seen that in a while,  but EXCELLENT  movie
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