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Posted: 2/20/2018 1:33:50 AM EDT
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Russians did it.
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Posted: 2/20/2018 1:37:21 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/20/2018 1:38:59 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/20/2018 1:43:20 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/20/2018 1:43:53 AM EDT
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They're not aliens, they're time travelers coming back for viable genetic material.
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Posted: 2/20/2018 1:46:16 AM EDT
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It seems to me that the most reasonable explanation is that stories of alien abductions are bullshit.
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Posted: 2/20/2018 1:47:09 AM EDT
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They're not aliens, they're time travelers coming back for viable genetic material. Playing devil's advocate. |
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Posted: 2/20/2018 1:47:40 AM EDT
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They should hit up chicago.
But seriously, if true, why study humans? Or is it the oceans and we are a side show? |
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Posted: 2/20/2018 1:47:41 AM EDT
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Do you even anal probe Bro ?
How the fuck do you think they get their jollies ? They gots to let everybody go after the anal probe, just for bragging rites. |
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Posted: 2/20/2018 1:50:39 AM EDT
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Do you even anal probe Bro ? How the fuck do you think they get their jollies ? They gots to let everybody go after the anal probe, just for bragging rites. |
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Posted: 2/20/2018 1:50:46 AM EDT
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Wouldn't Jane Q. Nobel prize scientist or John Q. Athlete be a better choice than some blue collar person? Playing devil's advocate. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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They're not aliens, they're time travelers coming back for viable genetic material. Playing devil's advocate. Why they take it from the butthole though? Maybe they don't want to leave IV marks. eta, not sure if that bodes well that future time travelers all descended from the bunch of rednecks that are always getting probed. 
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Posted: 2/20/2018 1:53:24 AM EDT
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Maybe their intent is to not harm us but to manipulate us and study us? Cave paintings of various cultures all over the world depict them. So I'm sure we are just being tweeked and studied. We may have something they don't have. I'm sure there isn't just one species visiting us. Regardless. whomever they are. They have figured out how to manipulate gravity & time ( hence why these pulsing/glowing white orbs move the way they do and can disappear to only be visible under IR.). Therefore time and distance isn't even a issue for them.
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Posted: 2/20/2018 1:53:29 AM EDT
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Possibly victims of sexual abuse correlationg their horrible experience on abduction? |
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Posted: 2/20/2018 1:54:36 AM EDT
[#14]
 The Simpsons - "He's got his probe!" |
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Posted: 2/20/2018 1:55:09 AM EDT
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Earth is the Tijuana of the universe.
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Posted: 2/20/2018 2:03:03 AM EDT
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If aliens go through all the trouble of secretly abducting people to experiment or examine them, why do they return them relatively unharmed? Wouldn't it be easier to vaporize us? Akin to waking up with a kidney missing in a bathtub full of ice urban legend. Livers, hearts, lungs and the second kidney are worth a heck of a lot more than one kidney. In for a penny, in for a pound. Believe it or not, I actually have an open mind and welcome all replies. Chris |
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Posted: 2/20/2018 2:04:30 AM EDT
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Credible pilots see stuff they cannot explain. Who is/was this? Quote HistoryQuoted:
Credible pilots see stuff they cannot explain. Who is/was this? |
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Posted: 2/20/2018 2:08:27 AM EDT
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Credible pilots see stuff they cannot explain. Who is/was this? |
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Posted: 2/20/2018 2:09:45 AM EDT
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Credible pilots see stuff they cannot explain. Who is/was this? Quote HistoryQuoted:
Credible pilots see stuff they cannot explain. Who is/was this? 
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Posted: 2/20/2018 2:17:21 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/20/2018 2:22:44 AM EDT
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You serious Clark? 
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Posted: 2/20/2018 2:44:08 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Have you read this? I read the synopsis but give me a summary. Ufo stuff or that? |
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Posted: 2/20/2018 3:04:54 AM EDT
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I don't know man, but if I were an alien from an interstellar empire, I would do the following things:
1. Kidnap people only who have a history of mental illness, and perform butt probes on them, just like the Nobel Prize winning doctors do in our less advanced society 2. As an interstellar species, I would of course not be able to erase your memories 3. I'd cut out cow's sexual organs in a ship that looked like a helicopter with some weird lights, and but I would only do it on farms near military bases where it is known stealth technology on innovative top secret aircraft are being tested and where alien conspiracies might fool the soviet union 4. I would appear in mysterious ways to conspiracy theorists, but I would not engage the general population even though I know the secrets to advancing society without dying in nuclear holocaust, and I would ask all governments to limit UFO funding to mere pennies even though they know I have technology that would be more valuable than their entire GDP. My 2 cents... EDIT: 0.01% of the UFO sightings are indeed interesting and somethign to think about |
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Posted: 2/20/2018 3:07:42 AM EDT
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 Kids in the hall - Aliens probing |
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Posted: 2/20/2018 3:10:28 AM EDT
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It is hard to move physical shit inter dimensionally.
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Posted: 2/20/2018 6:00:25 AM EDT
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We "abduct" all kids of wildlife - we even go so far as to pull Great Whites out of the ocean to extract sperm & all kids of genetic material before putting them back.
Why would aliens be any different? |
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Posted: 2/20/2018 6:14:14 AM EDT
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Biologists do it all the time. Why would intergalactic biologists be any different?
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Posted: 2/20/2018 6:21:48 AM EDT
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It’s because alien abductions don’t actually happen...it’s all a variation of “The Old Hag” syndrome, mental issues, drugs, hoaxes, or just plain weirdos.
Here’s another one for ya: these aliens can travel at (presumably) superluminal speeds, through forces unknown, to visit us without making themselves openly known. And yet, their craft always glow super bright at night, but are always dark objects during daylight? I.E., optimal “here I am look at me!” conditions? Why is that? |
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Posted: 2/20/2018 6:24:15 AM EDT
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Same reason we keep monkeys and rats alive, it's an ongoing experiment most likely in genetics.
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Posted: 2/20/2018 7:01:42 AM EDT
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It seems to me that the most reasonable explanation is that stories of alien abductions are bullshit. |
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Posted: 2/20/2018 8:14:22 AM EDT
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It’s because alien abductions don’t actually happen...it’s all a variation of “The Old Hag” syndrome, mental issues, drugs, hoaxes, or just plain weirdos. |
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Posted: 2/20/2018 8:32:24 AM EDT
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Read up on Adam's Calendar.
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Posted: 2/20/2018 8:33:05 AM EDT
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If aliens go through all the trouble of secretly abducting people to experiment or examine them, why do they return them relatively unharmed? Wouldn't it be easier to vaporize us? Perhaps you should examine the premise that all abductees are returned. People disappear and are never seen again. 
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Posted: 2/20/2018 8:34:52 AM EDT
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I wouldn't mind some space pussy. As long as it does not have that yellow acid that can can burn my pecker.
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Posted: 2/20/2018 9:03:07 AM EDT
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I dunno, I always felt that they were pretty freaking bored and are just fucking with us for shits and grins. I mean come on you live on the planet Gorgon-9 and you you've pretty much mastered everything there is to master. Inter-dimensional teleportation, faster than light travel, Artificial Intelligence, Zero Point energy; there really isn't much left on your to do list as a species, so what do you do with all this free time?
If aliens are anything like me, and I have to assume that they are because that all I really have to do on; then you basically go around other planets and stick things in peoples butts while they're sleeping. |
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Posted: 2/20/2018 9:55:06 AM EDT
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Not sure of the abduction stuff, but if so....start in DC please
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Posted: 2/20/2018 10:31:48 AM EDT
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It is hard to move physical shit inter dimensionally. Try again. |
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Posted: 2/20/2018 10:31:58 AM EDT
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I like in the movie Jaws where they are trying to convince the Mayor that a great white shark is eating tourists.
They tell him about finding a boat and a dead fisherman. Hooper says, "Look, Mr. Vaughn. Mr. Vaughn, I pulled a tooth the size of a shot glass out of the wrecked hull of a boat out there, and it was the tooth of a Great White." Brody says, "It was Ben Gardner's boat. It was all chewed up. I helped tow it in. You should have seen it." The Mayor replies, "But you don't have the tooth?" |
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Posted: 2/20/2018 10:32:43 AM EDT
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They're not aliens, they're time travelers coming back for viable genetic material. 
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Posted: 2/20/2018 10:34:21 AM EDT
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You're applying human standards of ethics and decency to a species that grew up under entirely different circumstances. Alien values are entirely different.
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Posted: 2/20/2018 10:35:46 AM EDT
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Aliens are nothing but Bigfoot's inbred cousins. Ever see them together? No? That's because Bigfoot goes to great lengths to avoid being associated with them
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