lowest priority dispatch for a fall.
head out for a lift assist.
get there and there are 6 inches of iron rod impaled in their head.
I typed out more and then deleted them. More appropriate ones will come to me later.
Edit: dispatched for a home medical alarm. Rural area, no cops come to these, just EMS.
We pull up, lights are off inside. Find an unlocked door and proceed through the house yelling "EMS" every 2 steps, mentally prepared for the volley of gunfire from some deaf old man or lady that accidentally hit their button or rolled over it while sleeping. Walk through this whole house. Which is scary as fuck at 3 am in the morning. Has the requisite horror movie type life size painting of the occupant on the wall, piano, etc. Pitch black except for flashlights. Looked in all the rooms, closets, under the bed, twice. Yelling the whole time who we are. Me and my partner are moderately freaked out, every horror movie starts this way. We decide to leave, bullshit alarm, false activation. On the way out find a door we missed, that appears to go to the garage.
Go to open the door and there is something heavy behind it. Hmmm, garage full of shit stacked against door? or body? Shove it open... its a body. Old lady, looks deader than fuck. Blood everywhere. All four walls of the white painted garage have bloody handprints from waist height down, from her feeling around in the dark with her bloody hands. Every. Single. Inch. of wall is covered in bloody handprints. Now we are freaked the fuck out, who hit the alarm? Should we back out and call the cops? I reach down to check a pulse.... the body moves and grabs me by the arm. I scream like a bitch, my partner screams like a girly bitch and jumps back out of the room. We find the garage door button and open the garage to get some light. Calling for cops on the radio cause now we are just freaked the fuck out. End of picking up the lady and transporting. Had a small skin tear that bled enough to coat her in blood. Been on the floor for a day at least. Take to hospital, clean her up, released from hospital 2 hours later. Damn near died of terror when that lady grabbed me after seeing the "obviously" dead body and the walls of blood, all over what we thought was a false activation. We went back after the sun came up because we'd accidentally forgotten to return some belongings or some such. Opened the garage and it was like it never happened. All the walls are scrubbed clean as a whistle. We freaked out again and bailed. Turns out some relative came by and cleaned up after we transported.