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Posted: 10/17/2022 6:49:21 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/17/2022 6:51:10 PM EDT
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Unfortunately for me, no Bill, no care.

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Link Posted: 10/17/2022 6:51:12 PM EDT
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In for culturally diverse, woke tornadoes.
Link Posted: 10/17/2022 6:52:06 PM EDT
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Who will the actors be? Might have some potential.
Link Posted: 10/17/2022 6:52:58 PM EDT
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So the joke about the gay tornado being able to suck a ten penny nail our of a 2x6 but not being able to suck a tank top off Helen Hunt has come to fruition. These are sad times indeed.
Link Posted: 10/17/2022 6:53:22 PM EDT
[#5]
Gay and trans tornadoes?



It has been too long.
Link Posted: 10/17/2022 6:54:17 PM EDT
[#6]
Climate chaaaaaaaaange
Link Posted: 10/17/2022 6:54:43 PM EDT
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Yup
Link Posted: 10/17/2022 6:55:02 PM EDT
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They need to do this right if nothing else to memorialize Bill Paxton. He wanted this sequel made. Sadly he died before it was even close to a script being finished.
Link Posted: 10/17/2022 6:55:26 PM EDT
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This
Link Posted: 10/17/2022 6:56:32 PM EDT
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Bill Paxton: Open To A 'Twister' Sequel! (VIDEO) | Larry King Now | Ora.TV
Link Posted: 10/17/2022 6:57:13 PM EDT
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White climate deniers!!!!
Link Posted: 10/17/2022 6:58:20 PM EDT
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This twister brought to you by….global warming.
Link Posted: 10/17/2022 6:59:09 PM EDT
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This.
Link Posted: 10/17/2022 6:59:22 PM EDT
[#14]
I like twister, watched it a lot as a teenager.
Link Posted: 10/17/2022 6:59:23 PM EDT
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Somebody ring the Dinkster?
Link Posted: 10/17/2022 6:59:44 PM EDT
[#16]
Hollywood is creatively bankrupt.
Link Posted: 10/17/2022 6:59:57 PM EDT
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White climate deniers!!!!
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White climate deniers!!!!

Korporate Klimate Kancer
Link Posted: 10/17/2022 7:00:58 PM EDT
[#18]
No bill, no dusty, just no
Link Posted: 10/17/2022 7:00:59 PM EDT
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White climate deniers!!!!

AmeriKKKan Korporate Klimate Kancer

Link Posted: 10/17/2022 7:05:21 PM EDT
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I wonder where they are going to film it this time? I live only about 20 minutes from where the first movie was filmed. I routinely drive the road that had the scene where they are on the hill and the device falls out of the truck.
Link Posted: 10/17/2022 7:05:34 PM EDT
[#21]
I hope they at least bring the cows back to reprise their roles.
Link Posted: 10/17/2022 7:06:54 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2022 7:10:06 PM EDT
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"Seek shelter! An F5 tornado is incoming!"

"It self identifies as a light breeze. If you go down into that basement, you're a transphobe."  

Link Posted: 10/17/2022 7:10:26 PM EDT
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Peak Helen Hunt.
Link Posted: 10/17/2022 7:11:33 PM EDT
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White climate deniers!!!!

AmeriKKKan Korporate Klimate Kancer


The sequel takes place in the Ukraine, where our intrepid storm chasers must warn people of impending swirling death, because they no longer have "sky-internet".
Because evil Amerikkkan is using the technology to cause global warming over eastern Europe.
Link Posted: 10/17/2022 7:12:35 PM EDT
[#26]
Unfortunately Paxton and the overweight guy will not be appearing in the sequel. Both of them were great actors.
Link Posted: 10/17/2022 7:12:41 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2022 7:12:44 PM EDT
[#28]
Climate change fear porn?
Link Posted: 10/17/2022 7:14:19 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2022 7:15:10 PM EDT
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Do you remember Ghostbusters 2016? It'll be like that but with 8700% more wokeness.
Link Posted: 10/17/2022 7:15:35 PM EDT
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Unfortunately this... it will be a twister outbreak caused by... Climate Change.
The main storm chaser team will have a very obvious number of LGBTQ members.
The rival team will be white "bigots" so the audience can 'cheer' at their demise.

So predictable... Hollywood simply cannot help itself.
Link Posted: 10/17/2022 7:15:38 PM EDT
[#32]
If the intent is to diversify the story there's more recent weather related non-fiction that covers the response of every minority, sexual proclivity and level of institutional corruption imaginable:

Link Posted: 10/17/2022 7:16:17 PM EDT
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No such thing, she was never attractive.
Link Posted: 10/17/2022 7:17:44 PM EDT
[#34]
Given the drivel that’s been coming out lately, I’m not hopeful.
Link Posted: 10/17/2022 7:18:14 PM EDT
[#35]
Even a movie as simple and stupid as this one they will screw up.

And I'll be a racist, denier, misogynist, whatever, for not seeing it.


Link Posted: 10/17/2022 7:19:51 PM EDT
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Everyone will be gay, even the tornado.

Oh, and the climate change bullshit will be unbearable.

Pass unless circumstances change and they just want to make a movie and not preach.
Link Posted: 10/17/2022 7:22:21 PM EDT
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Well done.

Link Posted: 10/17/2022 7:22:23 PM EDT
[#38]
I bet gretas in it.


Link Posted: 10/17/2022 7:23:34 PM EDT
[#39]
TORNADO ANAL!

Link Posted: 10/17/2022 7:23:56 PM EDT
[#40]
Oppum will be in charge.
Link Posted: 10/17/2022 7:24:44 PM EDT
[#41]
It looks awful
Link Posted: 10/17/2022 7:26:24 PM EDT
[#42]
Twister: The Next Generation

Don't laugh, it worked for Star Trek, no?
Link Posted: 10/17/2022 7:32:03 PM EDT
[#43]
I thought Springfield came up with a new grip module.  I was like "The Suck Zone?"

Interesting choice, but somehow fair.  


Yet, you mention a movie....
Link Posted: 10/17/2022 7:32:52 PM EDT
[#44]
99% sure it will be garbage to force feed us a climate change message.
Link Posted: 10/17/2022 7:33:52 PM EDT
[#45]
Climate change and Helen Hunt is so brave and inspiring havin transitioned to be his true self, Harvey Hunt!
Link Posted: 10/17/2022 7:38:26 PM EDT
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They did a sequel a few years ago. It was called Into The Storm.

Then there was the documentary series about tornadoes carrying sharks across land. Can't remember the title though.
Link Posted: 10/17/2022 7:56:07 PM EDT
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No such thing, she was never attractive.
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Peak Helen Hunt.

No such thing, she was never attractive.

Perhaps Bill was more to your liking.
Link Posted: 10/17/2022 9:29:37 PM EDT
[#48]
De-budget this. Place budget on redoing old CG. Enjoy great movie with great CG.
Link Posted: 10/17/2022 9:35:03 PM EDT
[#49]
Should cast Amy Shumer to take place of the ugly blonde from first one.

Amy will be safe from being lifted off the ground by twister...

That or that fat fuck black chick that blows a flute while twerking.   Twerkwinder, the stinkening..
Link Posted: 10/17/2022 9:39:44 PM EDT
[#50]
Just stay out of my State, I can't take anymore $20 bags of ice . (Had a Jet Ski race where they were shooting and the locals gouged cashed in.)
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